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Day 3 - The Lonely Dump
Elvis sat on his toilet, sad and lonely. He opened his mouth, and took a nice bite of a peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwich he had deep fried moments before. He sighed.
And took a massive dump.
“Why doesn’t anybody like me?” he said to himself, his mouth full and gooey with peanut butter. He got up, wiped himself off with one hand, discarded the toilet paper, then immediately used that hand to eat his sandwich.
He let his mind drift back to when he was younger. Staying at a small bed and breakfast in Alabama, where he met a small boy, named Forrest Gump. Gump was stuck with leg braces, but that kid had style that he had incorporated into his own dancing, and ultimately led to his success.
That kid had given him a motto to live by for his entire life. He still remembers it clearly, and the voice still echoes in his mind:
“Stupid is as stupid does.”
He lived his life by that motto, though others would say it was a mostly ironic statement that Elvis wasn’t in on. But it mattered not. He was rich, and he was happy. For a time he was one of the biggest names in the world, surpassed only by the beatles.
Elvis frowned. Those damn Beatles. Followed by the Monkees, the Jackson 5, and on to the Backstreet Boys and One Direction. They knew nothing about real music, only about fluff. When James Brown came by to ask him to be part of their new band, Elvis was quick to kick him in the ass and send him on his way. But was it the right decision?
He longed for the days when thousands of young girls would crowd into his shows, and throw themselves at him. How many young girls he had – sometimes multiples at a time – backstage. It was enough to make a man die happy. His heart rate increased, as he recollected those memories. And Elvis smiled to himself.
Then he looked at himself, sad and alone, in a large, empty bathroom. The stink of how bowel movement was still thick in the air, and he felt another one coming on. He sighed, finished off his sandwich, and sat back on the toilet.
As he strained to empty his colon, he realized his heart was still racing. And for some reason, he couldn’t feel the left side of his body. And the pain started to shoot out to the extremities of his body.
He clutched at his shoulder, and fell over, pants down, shit smeared all over himself and the bowl. He gasped, finding it hard to breath. And he looked across the long, empty bathroom, wishing somebody was there…
Only it wasn’t empty. And somebody was there. A lone figure, dressed in all black, standing in the shadows.
“My…. pills” uttered Elvis, reaching out for help.
The man sneered. “Should have taken him up on the boy band, Elvis.” He shook the pill bottle, making sure Elvis could see them, slipped them into his pocket, and left Elvis there alone.
It wasn’t long before Elvis was dead, covered in shit, his stomach full of a friend peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich, on the floor of his mansion. Alone.
And nobody found him for two weeks.
Elvis was orochizoolander!
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@orochizoolander You have 12 hours to PM me your last gasp with formatting.
Votes:
orochizoolander -Bious, Blindknagg, bloodymess,Combo_Knight,Cyntalan, DarkGeneral, Missing Person, pietastic, Skizzz, Sovi3t, WTF-AKUMA-HAX
Oerba - ForgeDigger, Godots Revenge, orochizoolander, sumazndude,Synonym, The Chief, Vynce
No Lynch - RadicalFuzz
Did not vote - Hecatom, Oerba
@Hecatom and @Oerba - Failure to vote next day phase results in a DQ.
**Musicians Alive:[b/]
3rdSTRikeLOVE Day 2 Lynch
Aidebit Day 1 Lynch
AlphaCommando Night 2 Kill
Bious
Blindknagg
bloodymess
Combo_Knight
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral
DukeC Night 2 Kill
Exodus. Night 1 Kill
ForgeDigger
GodotsRevenge
Hecatom
Missing Person
Oerba
orochizoolander Day 3 Lynch
pietastic
RadicalFuzz
RECESSIONTIME Day 2 Inactivity
Skizz
Sovi3t
sumazndude
Synonym
The Chief
The Co-Jones Night 2 Kill
Vynce
WTF-AKUMA-HAX
It is now night phase, as usual no discussion. All night actions are due by 12PM EST on 2/15/14.
Inb4’d
Night 3: Chained or Unchained?
“Hmmmph. I couldn’t believe it even if I tried,” Quincy said to himself walking down the street. “Elvis passed?” The night was brisk and the wind blew hard causing Quincy to pull his coat together tighter around his torso. Looking further down the street, he noticed a crowd of people trying to get into a building with loud music blaring out. “Wonder what’s going on over there.” As he got closer to the building he noticed other people walking towards it in haste. In curiosity he yelled to one of the men who ran past him, “Hey man, what’s going on tonight there?”
“Boy band auditions! It’s some kind of talent show. It’s going to rule mannnnnnnnnnn!” The man was wearing black leather pants and vest, his upper body completely covered in tattoos with a pink mohawk standing tall. “Hey wait, you’re Quincy Jones, aren’t you? You should really go in and check it out!”
As Quincy got closer to the club, he noticed posters plastered on telephone poles that read, “Boy Band Auditions Tonight! Also appearing in concert, VAN HALEN!”
“Well I guess it wouldn’t hurt to check it out,” Quincy thought to himself.
As he stood in line he noticed the big blaring letters of the club, ROCK SOCIETY. He stood in what seemed like a sea of people, all bunched together trying to get into the club. You could smell the perspiration of those who wore sleeveless tops when they raised their arms. He was close enough to smell the hair gel from another few people.
“Hey man, what’s your problem dude?!?”
“Excuse me, man!!!”
“Don’t you have manners?”
Quincy turned around to notice a shorter man wearing a purple suit pushing and shoving his way through the crowd, moving anyone who stood in his way out of his path. No one could quite make out his face. “Well I guess the night gets more interesting,” Quincy said.
The shorter man pushed his way through the crowd and paid his cover charge and entered the club.
Quincy made his way into the club as Van Halen was on stage. Members of the audience were all on their feet, jumping and fist pumping. He was sitting near the back of the club as someone came in wearing a long black coat down to his knees. Coincidentally, he stood in front of Quincy’s table to watch the show.
“Hey sir, excuse me, I’m trying to see here,” Quincy blurted out.
The man turned and smirked in an evil way. “Oh, I’m sorry. I was here to see the show, you know, help out with the auditions, that sort of thing. I own this place.”
“Ahhh, I see, let me introduce myself. Quincy Jones,” as he extended his hand.
The stranger shook his hand with a tight grip that was meant to imply bad intentions. “Yeah, I’ve heard a lot about you.”
The two sat down to talk.
The man wearing the purple suit frantically walked to the restroom.
“Gotta go, gotta go!”
As he got to the restroom, he noticed a taller man standing at the stall wearing exactly the same outfit he had on.
He laughed. His left hand sat on his side and his hips swayed to the same side. “Oh no you didn’t.”
He snapped, and pulled a knife from his coat. The man at the stall not realizing what was going on, felt someone shorter cover his mouth and the blade slit his neck with ease from ear to ear, blood spurting all over the wall. The shorter man then let the taller man fall to the floor looking up with a blank stare on his face, eyes wide open as he lied dying a painful death.
“Jimi Hendrix”? The shorter man laughed.
He knelt down pulling out a lighter setting the man on fire.
He ran out of the restroom and out of the club.
As Van Halen finished playing, Eddie Van Halen went to the restroom to relieve himself. As he opened the door he noticed a burning body on the floor. He peeped out of the restroom yelling, “Help!!! Someone’s on fire back here!!!” He scurried back in the restroom to attempt to help put out the flames.
The man sitting with Quincy got up and ran to the restroom to find out what was going on in his club.
“Well, I better get going,” Quincy thought.
Quincy left his drink and walked out of the club. As he walked quickly down the street, a black ’96 750 BMW screeched down the street, jumping the curb and hit him from behind, knocking him onto the windshield. The driver got out of the car, pulled Quincy off the car as blood from the back of his head smeared across the glass and hood of the car. He didn’t say a word, he shot him execution style. He got back into the car, drove over Quincy’s right leg and vanished into the night.
The strange man opened the door to the restroom, recognizing the hat lying on the floor semi-covered in blood. He knew exactly who it belonged to, a dear friend of his. The stranger realizing Eddie was the only one in the restroom got suspicious. “You did this didn’t you?”
“Hey man it’s not what it looks like!”
The stranger raised a .45 to Eddie’s face and pulled the trigger without saying another word. He exited the restroom as guests of the club hearing the gunshot stampeded out of the club for their lives.
Eddie’s brother Alex knew his brother had just gone to the restroom ran quickly to it expecting the worst as his brother never returned. As he opened the door, he noticed a body on the floor burning, the other his brother lying in a pool of his own blood.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Without thinking, he ran back to the stage grabbing his brother’s guitar strap – a customized chain with each link welded with a steel skull and wrapped it around his neck. “I can’t live without my brother!!!” He pulled the strap tighter and tighter, until eventually he could no longer breathe.
Cher, being awaken phone her vibrating phone at 3:17AM, answered the call.
“Cher, wake up! You and Sonny both! Get down here now to Rock Society! It’s the craziest crime scene I’ve ever seen!”
“Huh, what?”
“Yeah. Quincy was murdered too!”
“What?! Alright I’ll be down there soon.”
Cher shook Sonny out of his sleep, screaming and crying at the same time.
“They killed Quincy, they killed Quincy, they killed Quincy!!!”
Jimi Hendrix was Synonym!!
Quincy Jones was Missing Person!!!
Eddie Van Halen was Dark General!!
Alex Van Halen was Combo_Knight!!!
Missing Person and Synonym, please PM me your last gasp with formatting, you have 12 hours to do so. Combo_Knight & Dark General do not get a last gasp.
The write up is early as I won’t have a chance to update the game on time when this phase would have been over. I had a talk with last night’s “orochizoolander”. Luckily I had a really good Valentine’s Day night so I was in a good mood afterward. It won’t happen again. I’m 300% positive.
**Musicians Alive:[b/]
3rdSTRikeLOVE Day 2 Lynch
Aidebit Day 1 Lynch
AlphaCommando Night 2 Kill
Bious
Blindknagg
bloodymess
Combo_Knight Night 3 Kill
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral Night 3 Kill
DukeC Night 2 Kill
Exodus. Night 1 Kill
ForgeDigger
GodotsRevenge
Hecatom
Missing Person Night 3 Kill
Oerba
orochizoolander Day 3 Lynch
pietastic
RadicalFuzz
RECESSIONTIME Day 2 Inactivity
Skizz
Sovi3t
sumazndude
Synonym Night 3 Kill
The Chief
The Co-Jones Night 2 Kill
Vynce
WTF-AKUMA-HAX
It is now day phase. Votes are due by 2/17/14 at 12AM EST.
I’m not entirely sure what happened. 2 mafia for 2 civs isn’t bad on paper, but we lost 2 very strong players.
(One of whom was the medic, which sucks.)
Wonder if the sibling role counts as civ or mafia when it comes to their numbers. So it’s either 3 or 4 mafia left.
Has there been a role like this before and how was it handled then? Assuming it’s not just a modified <Pimp Willy> from the last game.
Guesses about what happened here?
I’m guessing vigi killed ck, which meant DG died too.
Does that mean mafia killed both mp and Syn? How did they get two night kills? Do they get an extra night kill when the godfather dies? Or when anyone dies?
Or is there a second vigi?
Or a sacrifice where a mafia dies as civ… Intended to make us crap our pants today, since we’re led to believe mafia can kill two people at night?
@darkgeneral and @mp: mind explaining what the deal was with your chord arrangements in your LGs? I came away from that thinking “DG wants MP to play a D, A#, and F instead of a C, D, and G.” I’m a guitar player, but a shitty one.
Also, going on record right now as saying @kaz spared @sumazndude because he’s mafia and kaz is eager to see mafia win this game. So, really, the next person who posts at night will be DQd, right?
So Oz got spared because he was the first one to fug up and Kaz thought it wouldn’t happen again? Then Oz the 2nd MP did it and was spared since he had a role?
As for Oz the 3rd . . . Kaz might have just been nice this once too or it implies something about SAD.
Dammit, sorry Syn.
MP I thought was Mafia tbh.
I’ll wait on their last gasps (and when I get a free moment) to decide what to do. I do have some ideas though.
Ok I think I get what you tried to say yesterday. It makes sense now in retrospect.
Orochizoolander’s last gasp:
I compiled all of DukeC’s and AC’s posts earlier to make it easier for you guys to read through them and catch something useful. my long multi quote post last night should serve as my suspicion list. This is the second time you guys fell for mafias ploy to frame me, please stop getting baited so easily. This is why I’ve been wanting player quality standards instituted to stop gay shit like this and from having inactivity DQ’s.
I don’t like repeating myself nor do I like spelling out every little thing, I thought that my fellow civs would be able to read my posts and easily deduce I’m civ, but nope they were easily outplayed by mafia bait.
bloodymess is obviously clean he knew I was innocent long before the bandwagon formed around me…hmm, who started that. I think sovi3t is most likely just a dumb civ rathe than mafia…but please kill forge digger for agreeing with svoi3t’s shitty logic.
I guess I was wrong about MP but his flip flopping was very suspicious.
I’m not sure how I feel about vynce he seems to get by without making any hard stances either way, yet I’m no convinced of his guilt maybe he’s just that smart. I’d look at Cyntalan who’s been pushing for me and making it look like it’s an auto lynch.
GR and Chief are looking really fishy, did anyone ask who chief would auto vote since recessiontime is DQ’ed? Also there must have been other inactive players at the time why narrow in on him?
Look at votes, look at the leaps of logic others are throwing out, don’t be easily swayed, please guys play better thank the vigi.
Why is SAD still alive?
I’m 80% sure WAH is civ I like to think I know a WAH civ when I see one as he is usually much easier to understand and a lot less cryptic with his reads when he’s civ.
Maybe my initial hunch about a link between AC! RF, and Bious was truer than I thought…
I’m not eager to see mafia win.
I did say I wanted a fair game on the other hand challenging from all aspects.
However I did have a nice long conversation with @sumazndude to get his actions straightened out and why things happened the way they did. He did assure me this wouldn’t happen again.
And yes, the next person to blatantly post at night will be Dq’ed.
Missing Person’s last gasp:
You gotta be kidding me. The first night I don’t protect myself, I die.
From now on, if I get nurse, I’m protecting myself every single night. Screw all of you who made the vigi doubt me enough to kill me.
Now, tonight, I protected SoVi3t. Why? I thought him & DG was Sonny & Cher. Now that DG is also dead…here’s my list of people you need to push hard:
Vynce
RadicalFuzz
SoVi3t
I believe Chief and HAX are civ, but they may still be shady, Sonny/Cher, make sure to get an investigation in on both of them.
Otherwise, I’m unsure. People have slipped under my radar, but I still think Forge is clean. Blindknagg and bloodymess have popped up on people’s radar but slipped under mine, if there’s overwhelming evidence against them, look into a lynch a little later. The first three are my prime suspects now.
Sorry, this is probably the third worst LG I’ve given. I’m so salty at dying as medic again when I had a lingering doubt that I should’ve protected myself again and when I finally relented that other people should be protected I get das boot.
Here’s my original list you guys conveniently thought was crap:
Combo_Knight (Mafia)
Hecatom
WTF AKUMA HAX
Oerba
AlphaCommando (Mafia)
2 out of 5 on day 1 isn’t bad.
@HAX - Its weird that you never say any hint that I saw you as a suspect. I posted this list day 1. Look who was dead center. Surprise!
I’m very curious what Syn has to say, but until then and unless SoVi3t and Bious object…
Lynch Oerba
Oerba looks good for a lynch to me. Did yesterday, too.
**Lynch: Oerba. **
SAD is on my list, too. I’m also not going to ignore LGs on subsequent days. Vynce, RF, and Sov are officially on the radar.
@synonym: you seem to have foretold your own death. I may be Jesus Toasting with the idea you’re a mafia sacrifice, but if you wouldn’t mind addressing such a possibility in your LG, I will likewise promise I won’t ignore your LG.
Also, cynt, skizzz, you’re on my list, and you probably know why.