Ib4writeup!
Smack talking the referee to the media,
$35,000 fine
Thanks for not making that stupid role Kaz!
Day silencer… Hmm…
You better-fucking not.
Too late.
Welp, in case I can’t get back in time to dumbit my LG…
Suspect List:
SAD
Pie
Chief (mostly cause of his reason for lynching me. Seriously? Try reading the first few pages and telling me that SAD posts more than me.)
Anyways, good luck to all of you, I’ll be… uh… over there.
*submit
Like A Virgin (Lynched for the very first time)
Sonny paced back and forth in his house.
“Honey, come to bed” called Cher.
“Not not, I’m busy. I can’t get this boy band thing out of my head” replied Sonny. Cher came sauntering out of the bedroom, decked in lingere, and stood provocatively in the doorway. Sonny didn’t notice.
“Let me ask you something” he said, oblivious to her intentions, “When I say ‘Washed up pop star who refuses to let go’, who is the first name who pops into your head?”
Cher replied without a moments hesistation. “Madonna, of course. Why?”
Sonnys eyes went wide. “You’re right. I need to go out.”
He ran out with his coat, pecking Cher on the cheek as he did. He didn’t even notice what she was wearing. Cher sighed. “Time to go dig out old Barry Manilow and charge him” she said, disappearing to the bedroom.
Sonny got into his car and rushed over to Madonnas mansion on the upper side of town. He rang the doorbell, but nobody answered. He then decided to force his way into the house. He was sure he had caught a boy band member.
“Madonna?” screamed Sonny as he stumbled through her house.
He found her, medidating, in the garden. He stared at her, a woman in her 50’s, wearing yoga pants and looking fit. “I know what you’re doing, Madonna. I can’t let you do that?”
She opened her eyes, shocked to see this man standing in her house. “What are you doing here? Did you finally decide to take me up on my Kabbalah invitation?”
“No. It’s so obvious. You’re part of a boy band. You obviously couldn’t cope with being out of the spotlight. You’ve not been relevant for 20 years, and yet here you are, still touring and putting out shitty music. Why? All for the money? You’re a has been, Madonna, time to stop living in the past.”
Madonna’s eyes welled up with tears. “Why are you saying this, Sonny?” She cried out loud. “You get out of my house!”
“Not until you admit it!” Pressed Sonny. “Admit you’re still stuck in the past!”
Madonna ran past him, pushing him aside as she raced upstairs. Sonny chased after her. “Admit you’re starting a new band!”
She had locked herself in her bedroom, but Sonny was able to kick it down easily. Inside, he saw Madonna changing into her 80’s cone bra outfit.
“Yes, ok, I am trying to bring back my 80’s vibe” sobbed Madonna. “That’s not a crime, is it?”
“We have to protect you from selling out, Madonna, you’re too big of a legend to do this.”
“Selling out?” screamed Madonna, “Selling out? My whole career has been about selling out. I’m a damn pop star! You think I have any talent? All I can do is lip sync my way to a paycheck you miserable son of a bitch!”
Sonny was taken back a bit by this. “So why are you joining a Boy Band?”
“What the hell is this boy band you won’t shut up about?” said Madonna, still fighting back tears.
Sonny realized he was wrong.
“But you’re right about one thing” said Madonna, composing herself. “I do need to stop living in the past.”
Sonny realized what she was getting at.
“More like I need to stop living, period” said Madonna. Sonny rushed to stop her, but she had swam dove off the balcony of her bedroom, falling down 5 stories, and splatting on the concrete below. Sonny rushed to the window, and saw her down below.
Not even Quincy could save her now.
“Shit,” thought Sonny. “That’s not good.”
Madonna was Aidebit!!!
VOTES:
Aidebit - 3rdSTRikeLOVE, Blindknagg, Cyntalan, DarkGeneral, DukeC, Exodus., Sumazndude,The Co-Jones, Vynce
3rdSTRikeLOVE - GodotsRevenge, Hecatom, Skizzz
RadicalFuzz - AlphaCommando, Missing Person
Sumazndude - Oerba, Pietastic
AlphaCommando - Bious, The Chief
DarkGeneral - Combo_Knight
DukeC - Synonym
GodotsRevenge - WTF-AKUMA-HAX
orochizoolander - Sovi3t
No Lynch - Bloodymess, RadicalFuzz
Did not vote: Aidebit, ForgeDigger, orochizoolander, RECESSIONTIME
Failure to vote twice in a row results in a DQ.
Musicians Alive:
3rdSTRikeLOVE
Aidebit Day 1 Lynch
AlphaCommando
Bious
Blindknagg
bloodymess
Combo_Knight
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral
DukeC
Exodus
ForgeDigger
GodotsRevenge
Hecatom
Missing Person
Oerba
orochizoolander
pietastic
RadicalFuzz
RECESSIONTIME
Skizz
Sovi3t
sumazndude
Synonym
The Chief
The Co-Jones
Vynce
WTF-AKUMA-HAX
It is now night phase. No talking. Night actions are due by 430AM EST.
Night actions can be submitted using the PM you use to vote through.
Please forgive the odd times. I’ll work something out here shortly. Also, regarding voting - you cannot change your vote once it’s in. When you submit your vote, please reply to the PM I sent you that revealed your role. Do not send any other PM to me or Pimp Willy to vote. If I missed a vote some where I’ll edit this post and correct it.
When I’m about to post a write up I’ll alert the thread with a post. I’ll give a 10 minute window or so in case you’re typing something to copy/paste to something else to refresh the thread to make sure you don’t post something at night. Should you post blatantly at night (you all know what blatantly means), You will be DQ’ed.
Please submit your last gasp to the PM sent to you revealing your role within 12 hours with formatting. I’ll create the Losers Lounge and invite you then.
I haven’t read anything since page 5, will catchup when I get home around 9PM EST tonight so expect me to post after reading through the whole thread around 11.
I assumed when I got the PM that I’m Elvis that so was every other roleless civ, hmm so we are all different characters cool. Anyways this is the last time I will say it:
NO FLUFF POSTS PLEASE IF YOIRE GOING TO BUMP THE THREAD PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SOMETHING WORTH SAYING FIRST THIS WILL SAVE A LOT OF TIME AND HEADEACHES FOR ALL CIVS THANKS.
Also last night I had a dream I editd a post and Kaz showed up to my doorstep (he looked like a generic fat black WWE wrestler) and he told me I was DQ’ed for editing.
Funny… Might be a DQ for something else for once
And this is prime example of what I was referring to.
Since I have to make an example of him doing something I knew was bound to happen, let it be known this is what you don’t want to do. Refresh the thread before you post if I make the warning that the write up is coming soon.
I’ll let it slide this time only.
I’ll have you know I actually liked the fat black WWE wrestler Viscera on Smackdown 2 on PS1.
For that reason only I’ll let you have a pass.
Hit the Road Jack, don’t you come back no more!
Ray Charles was sitting his his dark apartment. Being blind, it didn’t bother him. But he knew others would find it disconcerting.
“You can come out. You’re making sounds like a damn idiot” Said Ray Charles. The man stepped out from the dark, and turned on a light. Ray’s face was lit up, showing his advanced aging.
“I know what you’re here” said Ray. “Even a blind man can see what is going on.”
“So, you’ll join us then? You’re a real legend. We could put you back on top” said the stranger. Ray just shook his head.
“I’m an old man. I’ve accepted that the spotlight has long since passed me by. You should do the same.”
He didn’t need vision to tell the man was staring daggers at him. Ray just smiled.
“Go ahead and do what you’re going to do, son.”
Some time passed, but the stranger did nothing.
“I’m not going to kill you” said the voice. “I owe you that much. Leave town now. Drive out of here, and never return. If you do, I will kill you.”
Ray Charles itched his forearm. The stranger noticed some fresh track marks, and some needles under the lamp. Ray reached for the drugs, but the stranger grabbed his arm to stop him.
“No. No more drugs, Ray. You drive, now, or you die.”
“You know I’m blind, right? How am I supposed to drive?” protested Ray. He heard the hammer click on the Strangers weapon, and could feel it being pointed at him.
“Not my problem.”
And so Ray Charles, behind the wheel of the car, drove off into the night. The stranger put in a CD for him, and hit play. As Ray Charles pulled out of the driveway, his stereo played “Hit The Road Jack.”
The stranger watched him disappear into the distance. As he walked back to his crummy motel room, his phone started buzzing in his pocket. Reaching for his phone, he saw a text message.
“Good job. Just saw it on the news. -JB” Curious, the stranger googled ‘Ray Charles’ and saw a top headline on the trending news section:
“Ray Charles dies in car accident; drives himself off of mulholland drive”
“Yeah, I probably didn’t think that one through.” He sulked, and returned back to his grimy Motel, burdened with the knowledge that he was responsible for the death of a musical legend.
Ray Charles was killed - Exodus. was Ray Charles!
Musicians Alive:
3rdSTRikeLOVE
Aidebit Day 1 Lynch
AlphaCommando
Bious
Blindknagg
bloodymess
Combo_Knight
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral
DukeC
Exodus. Night 1 Mafia Kill
ForgeDigger
GodotsRevenge
Hecatom
Missing Person
Oerba
orochizoolander
pietastic
RadicalFuzz
RECESSIONTIME
Skizz
Sovi3t
sumazndude
Synonym
The Chief
The Co-Jones
Vynce
WTF-AKUMA-HAX
@Exodus. Please send me your last gasp in the PM where your role card was sent to you with formatting. You have 12 hours.
It is now day phase; Votes are due by 12AM EST on 2/13/14. That will begin the 36/12 hour phases as Willy and I had some coordinating issues.
The fat black wrestler says you may talk now @orochizoolander
First post has now been edited to include the write ups to make it easier to search through the thread.
Sorry to hear that you got occupied with other things Aid which made you unable to post. Good thing you were roleless at least. Not much new to go on from tonights actions when it comes to roles and what the mafia can do it seems.
A wise decision 
Aidebit’s Last Gasp:
Suspicions:
-As I stated before, Pie, SAD and Chief. Let me run down why they’re suspicious for a second.
Pie: Showed up with that plan, tried to bait civilian reactions, also tried saying that my assumptions about the plan were wrong, even though I read through it, and there was no mention of night kills. Hell, if you read through the comments, they also agree, from the tone I was getting from them.
SAD: Dude, contribute more. I’d be fine with your behaviour if you talked more. Like, seriously, a lynch wagon is starting to form around you, and all you’ve got to say is “Oh, let’s see.”. It doesn’t matter if you’re naturally a wallflower, contribution is always good for the civs, since it helps us find mafia and read people. I’d lynch you purely because you tend to become more a liability late game.
Chief: Very simple premise here:
The Chief wrote: »
Regarding Aidebit/SAD… looking at activity alone, Aidebit deserves to bite it between those 2. Activity is healthy for civs. Inactivity is healthy for mafia.
@Pietastic - I don’t know if doing your own thing helps mafia or civs more.
Look at this. Just look at this. You guys were finding me suspicious because I posted more, then Chief goes here and votes for me instead of SAD because I’m somehow less active? I read through SP, and some people’s main reason for suspecting Chief was his lackluster analysis of events.
I’ll accept that I might be wrong with all of these, but at this moment, I can’t ignore any of these people.
Trustees:
Missing Person and Bloodymess are acting pretty town-esque. However, this isn’t a particularly strong read, so take this with a grain of salt.
Game Mechanics:
I don’t think that the town or the mafia is role-heavy. They probably have a silencer and an enforcer, while we probably have a bomb role, if not a day sacrifice role.
That’s all, Madonna, out.
Pie is going to have a lot to answer for this time around
You gonna bring some questions? Or a wagon? Or are you just gonna push suspicion without follow-through?
You should definitely do the latter. A good way to steer the thread without standing out.
Shit, I’m sorry about my vote, guys. I could’ve sworn I submitted it.
I’m not letting SAD out of the spotlight. You’re not slipping back into the shadows this time; keep your opinions and suspicions out in the open. You’re not scared we’ll find something, are you?
MP has also conveniently decided to dodge my question. It seems he knows more than he’s letting on and refuses to explain how he knows it.
Hey, any headway with that idea you said I gave you, or was it a dead end?