they trying to WIN. Whats your reason for killing me?
I did? That’s news to me…
If no carpenter steps forward by tonight, I am going to have to assume that BJ is telling the truth.
I WOULD REALLY LIKE THE REAL CARPENTER TO COME FORWARD. If it is you BJ, apologies.
Redbeard never really claimed it, he just said it would be interesting if Redbeard was the Redneck. Then went along with it. Who claimed it ‘forever ago’? News to me.
interesting 3 person list…
how could Jesus NOT be a carpenter. Come on man.
Oerba’s Last Gasp:
I wanna belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve
Black Jesus talking out his neck right now. I haven’t claimed anything. I personally think the real carpenter needs to stay quiet until the next day phase where he can safely out Jesus. If Jesus is the real carpenter I’ll throw myself on the block next. If he’s not, we’ve won. I’m pretty sure I know who the real carpenter is.
DRD is going down in a minute and we’ll have more insight then. Night phase is going to speak volumes. I’m starting to think Bulldancer was telling the truth initially about being a roleless civ, but is really the cult symapthizer.
Tensions had reached an all time high.
“Look, there’s less than half of us that started, this is getting fucking ridiculous. Lets kill this last Cult motherfucker and be done with it” said Sovi3t.
Exodus was sobbing. “They killed Oerba, we were meant to live the rest of our lives together. I know you saw me, Cult scum, last night in the food court. Step up and let’s solve this like men.”
“Ok look, calm down” said DaRabidDuckie. “We can figure this out easy. There’s 9 of us left. It’s easy. Those 5 of you over there, line up, and we’ll just kill you in order. One of you is bound to be the Cult Leader, then we can all go back to surviving this apocalypse.”
“First, that’s retarded.” said Black Jesus. “What kind of life are we going to get back to? Everyone is dead, there’s only a handful of us left. There’s nothing to get back to; there is only vengeance.”
“Also” said Bulldancer. “What sort of plan is that? Oh we just kill half of everyone that’s left, and we’re bound to win? Based on what? Your awesome track record and finding the Cult?”
“He asked us to trust him at this point” said Cyntalan. “He knows that we’re in a position to trust nobody. If that’s not Cult, I don’t know what is.”
“Look, I don’t think you’re Cult, but you’ve kind of sealed your own fate now buddy.” said Redbeard.
“Guys, look out behind us. We’ve got a pack of Risen coming out way” said Bious.
LimeGreenPatato closed the copy of the Walking Dead he had been reading, now covered with blood stains. “If there is one thing this book has taught me, it’s that just when everything is looking its worst, things are bound to get better.” He grabbed his crowbar and stretched his muscles.
“What the fuck book are you reading?” said Black Jesus. “When things are at their worst, somebody always dies to prove it’s never as bad as it could be.”
“Is this your doing DaRabidDuckie?” said Exodus, as he took baseball bats to the head of a Risen. “Bringing these monsters here, killing Oerba, this entire massacre. Why did you do it?”
“Com’n, just admit it” said Bulldancer. “You’re Cult, and if you’re not, you’re just an enabler.”
“Shut up” said DaRabidDuckie, reloading his handgun. He put a bullet into the head of a zombie shambling his way.
“What’s the matter, can’t handle the truth?” taunted Cyntalan.
“I said shut up. I’m not part of the cult!” he shot another bullet, whizzing his bullet awfully close to Cyntalan, who for a moment thought he was going to be hit.
“Com’n, let’s step up and finish this now like men.” said Black Jesus. He had turned his back on the Risen completely, and was now locked on DaRabidDuckie. “Step up and we can see who is the better man.”
DaRabidDuckie’s face twitched. He stared Black Jesus in the eyes. Something had snapped within him, he was not backing down. But he wasn’t going down without a fight. He cocked the hammer, and raised the gun right at Black Jesus. Everyone froze to watch the final showdown.
“So sure are you? That I’m cult? Hmm? Tsk tsk. And you call me the dumb ones. You call me scum, and then you openly threaten the man with the gun.”
Black Jesus tightened the grip on the fire axe he was wielding. With a lucky throw, he could take the man out. DaRabidDuckie smiled. “You couldn’t hit me with that even if you tried.”
And then DaRabidDuckie pulled the trigger. There was an audible gasp from the survivors. Black Jesus closed his eyes, anticipating his own demise. Time slowed for him, as his life flashed before his eyes. The bullet approached, moments from ending his life.
And then it whizzed right past his ear, missing him slightly. He heard a thunk. His eyes shot open, as he saw DaRabidDuckie still locking eyes directly with him. To his side, a zombie fell at his feet, motionless. It had been within biting distance, and now it was dead.
“You think I’m cult, do you? Then let’s speed this process up. Good luck guys.” DaRabidDuckie took the gun, pointed it at his own head, and pulled the trigger.
He dropped hard to the floor, the gun scattering along the tile.
Everyone was stunned.
“Well, I don’t think the cult would take their own life like that, until we were all dead” said RedBeard. “Looks like we have more work to do…”
vote results
DaRabidDuckie - Cyntalan, Exodus, Sovi3t, DaRabidDuckie, BullDancer, Bious, Black Jesus, LimeGreenPatato
Black Jesus - Redbeard
It is now Night 5. Please PM all night actions by 9PM pst.
DaRabidDuckie may send his last gasp via PM.
DRD was telling the truth. Who lives and dies tonight will reveal all.
Redneck might give Black Jesus a pass tonight for his carpenter claim. If Black Jesus is lying though we risk killing the real carpenter ourselves, or letting mafia take out the real carpenter. If he’s telling the truth he’s the #1 target for mafia tonight no doubt.
So who do we target with Redneck? If Black Jesus is telling the truth, and no other person steps forward as carpenter (which we definitely need to have happen), then we need to aim our psycho at somebody else.
If we target somebody that isn’t BJ, and BJ was bluffing and isn’t carpenter, then we risk hitting the real carpenter.
The way I see it, the potential mafia member is either Cyntalan, BD, BJ, or you Redbeard. And if our Carpenter doesn’t come forward, then we have to assume that BJ was telling the truth, and that leaves just BD, Redbeard, or Cyntalan as the leader.
You’re just embarrassing yourself at this point.
Whelp. Sorry Duckie.
Redneck, this choice is on you. Don’t send in your target till the last minute though.
Carpenter, now’s the time to claim.
We gotta choose between Soviet, Cyntalin, Bulldancer, and Black Jesus.
Also Bulldancer and Cyntalin need to speak up, they’ve been silent since yesterday…
Hmm…
I mean Cyntalin’s been quiet.
Also I forgot about Redbeard.
I agree entirely. At the same time I don’t want to narrow down that list anymore than those four people for risk of outing who I think are really the important roles. I’m tempted to say Redneck should sit tight for tonight and see who the mafia take out, but then we’re giving the sympathizer a free pass to the cult imo.
Maybe we give Bulldancer his wish tonight as a safe shot? Watch and see who the mafia targets and then we’ll know everything in the morning.
I’m mostly baffled as to why Redbeard voted BJ.
BJ is most likely the carpenter, though. My guess? Mafia’s not gonna target him anyway. Easier to discredit him and get the civilians to lynch him. If I had to put money on it, they’ll go after “definite” civs first to throw us all off.
Let’s assume the sympathizer will make their move tonight. That means that we missed something.
Like BJ’s plan to attract the sympathizer to him and claim could be a trap set by him.
Now that Cyntalin’s posted and didn’t come forward, I’m forced to say we have to assume that Jesus is indeed the carpenter.
We got Soviet, Bulldancer, Redbeard, and Cyntalin now.
Whichever one of you is the psycho, think and choose.
Redbeard also just told the psycho to not kill anyone when he is down to 4 choices…
If another person claims carpenter, Psycho should hit them. Here’s why: there are three possibilities:
They’re telling the truth. Let’s look at this logically. It’s already night time. If I’m the initiate or if I’m the Leader, killing me now doesn’t prevent me from using my ability. You can’t prevent me from killing my target, or from attempting to contact the leader. Worse case scenario, I survive until the day time where I have absolutely no ability and I get lynched in the morning.
It’s the initiate. He’s stalling for the leader and you’ll know immediately that I was telling the truth.
It’s the leader, and the game is over.
Keep in mind, that given the first scenario, if I am Mafia or Sympathizer, you still have a chance to win, or you win outright in the day phase. However, if I AM telling the truth and the psycho targets me, you lose your carpenter and run the risk of losing your psycho if the leader targets him. If this happens, you lose.
Chances are the above is moot since Mafia needs to kill me tonight. I don’t want to wake up and see the redneck fucked up again.
Because redbeard is panicking. Look back at his posts:
So which is it? One other person has claimed Psycho. I only expect one of the two of you to be alive in the morning. hint: It’s not you. 
I voted BJ because I’m confident he’s not who he says he is.
I disagree. If they kill him tonight and he is telling the truth that discredits me and gets me lynched the next day. Two more civs down in that case, assuming you believe me about being a civ. Carpenter is a BIG hit to the civs so I wouldn’t risk letting it go to a lynch vote that could be swayed. Then they get two more in the next night phase if redneck doesn’t get lucky. We do not want this scenario but I’ll gladly go up on the block if it happens.
If BJ does turn up innocent I’m thinking you guys need to target myself (first to validate my claims), Sovi3t, and Cyntalan.
I did not say that. I said it had crossed my mind, but I’d prefer a safe kill such as Bulldancer. Don’t misunderstand or twist my words.