SRK Mafia VI: Zombie Apocalypse - Game Over! (Directed by M. Night Shyamalan)

YOU >:(

Yeah but see, here’s the thing:
When I was younger and I used to play hide and seek the game mostly went one of three ways

  1. The finder would find someone and the game starts again
  2. the finder finds someone and they work together
    And 3) the finder would find someone and they’d just stand there while the finder went to find everyone else.

My current situation feels a lot like 3. You guys found me (I would say good job but I really did fuck up) and now you can go and find my buddy that’s still there. I really don’t see why I should get lynched this cycle I mean my abilityis now useless. Every single one of you would turn up innocent if investigated so why should I use it? That pretty much makes bious’ ability useless now as well, so while I stand here in the back you guys can go and find the leader. Seriously, what am I going to do now?

Logic fails due to sympathizer. gtfo

I stand by my argument

Allow me to retort.

Hell no.

You should just put a vote in for yourself to speed things up.

Well You can’t say I didn’t try, oh well Valar Morghulis
Sorry Black Jesus but it’s over. Better luck next time

If we all have our votes in early can we skip to night phase? Lynching doofenshmirtz.

You just had to go and start this game up.

Lol yeah right. Your buddy will have to waste his night kill on me.

…I know when to stop
Lynch Doofenshmirtz

What is this supposed to mean? Mafia targeting BJ now (why?) or throwing BJ under the bus (even more why?)? Hmmmm…

Bye Doofenshmirtz nice knowing you nigga…

Also I’m a typical ass civilian and I survived yay me…

Thug life…

Oh yeah p.s mafia, eat shit and like it…

We still got to murk the leader.

Also no one ask me about my checks till the night phase.

Dead man talking…

What is this? It reads a little bit like he is outing the leader, he wouldn’t possibly be giving us the game like that right?

I think Doof might just be making a last ditch attempt to screw with us and try to turn us on BJ.

Could be… that would have been a fucking dumb thing thing to do because he can still win if the Mafia still wins.

well BJ is a suspect anyways lol. With forger dying tonight, we can get a peek at BJ tomorrow night. Bulldancer, you’re still TECHNICALLY a suspect as well, due to your shady gameplay.

good sleuthing though. I told you all that Doof and Kaz were mafia.

Oh and I am obviously voting to LYNCH DOOF

So who is psycho targetting next night? I have a list of people that are pretty much untouchable, and that list gets bigger and better all the time :stuck_out_tongue:

  1. Cyntalan
  2. Exodus
  3. Oerba
  4. Sovi3t
  5. DaRabidDuckie
  6. Orochizoolander
  7. Doofensmirtz
  8. Bulldancer
  9. Redbeard
  10. Bious
  11. Black Jesus
  12. LimeGreenPatato

thats what we got left…and we know that Doof is mafia, so he’s out of that list. I can say fairly certainly that Psycho won’t be touching DRD, BJ, Bious, LGP, Exodus, Redbeard, Oerba, or myself, at least not during the upcoming night phase. That doesn’t mean those people are safe or trusted. I’d still love to see who you look into Bious, and who you’ve already looked into. DRD, BJ, OZ, BD, and Cyntalan are high on my list of suspects right now.

GBS Giovanni’s last gasp

(Formatting is weird, because he used quotes, which don’t embed within the overlying quote itself, but it’s readable)