SRK Mafia VI: Zombie Apocalypse - Game Over! (Directed by M. Night Shyamalan)

Pimp Willy said the votes were due Wednesday in the last story?

Votes were supposed to be due this morning at 9 am, per the 36 hour day phase/12 hour night phase cycle.

But in the last story post, I did say Wednesday at 9 AM, and today is obviously tuesday. Since not all votes are in right now, I have no choice but to extend it another 24 hours because of my own mistake, and make the deadline tomorrow at 9 AM

And everybody dodges Bulldancer again… :frowning:

I’m not going to misplace your trust, I assure you.

If I have made a mistake, it’s that I forgot about the timetable for the initiate. It doesn’t affect my timetable, though. Even if I live or die, we civilians will win by the end of day 4.

I would say I told you so but I’m not going to bother.

Damn some of you are being fooled by DRD without any evidence wow dumbasses. You guys are lucky I have no role otherwise you idiots would be fucked.

To the idiots who want to lynch me please don’t be lazy scrubby civs and actually read all my posts in this thread before lynching me. I obviously can’t definitively prove myself as a civ but I think my shit speaks for itself. like I said before I have the balls to make guesses and actually contribute while DRD makes vague acpocalypse predictions showing not a single peek into his thought process.

I’ve posted

To the people who haven’t voted, why the fuck are we suddenly shifting like this? We’ve already decided to let the red neck shoot Shinku, why is he now on the chopping block instead of the 3 people we were already debating over.

Fucking Mafia is actually close to creating a hung vote scenario here. WE DO NOT WANT THAT.

GGs in the meta game this phase mafia, fuck…

Because Shinkuu said he’s mafia leader… if this is true and we don’t kill this guy now, the cult initiate has a chance of becoming a mafia member and we don’t know him from anybody else…

He gains the ability to communicate with other mafia and that’s a fucking problem…

My vote is already locked so I’m just going to bow out for a bit. Sick anyway.

Okay, I’m playing the rest of my cards now, because a hung vote is a bad scenario that I don’t want happening.

Shinkuu Tatsumaki – Mafia, likely the leader. My suspicions of this are because he’s been a suspect, but is suddenly off the chopping block? Why? The probable scenario is that the sheriff investigated him but the forger has been covering for him.

Orochizoolander – Mafia, likely the forger. He’s been giving out some very misleading information. His mistake was not voting for Dramatix even though he was obviously mafia, but suddenly joined the bandwagon when Ben was suspected.

Bulldancer – Mafia, the witnessed. He’s been taunting us from the beginning by telling us to kill him, but it suddenly toned down after the witness was killed. Why? There was no need to continue that gambit. It was a very smart play, but he didn’t keep it up.

Kaz – Roleless civ for now, but is the cult sympathizer. It was very subtle, but his typing habits changed. Smart move would be to stay civ.

Gentlemen, these are your targets:

Lynch Orichizoolander today.
Redneck kills Shinkuu tonight.
Lynch Bulldancer tomorrow. If Kaz doesn’t turn, we win. If Kaz does turn, then:
Redneck kills Kaz. If the redneck is dead, then we lynch Kaz the next day.

Day 4 civilian win.

If I am lynched and found to be innocent then DRD you must admit you were a dumbass and offer yourself up to be lynched with no excuses. Only scrubby bitches can talk shit without backing it up.

Anyway, I reached my conclusions based off of voting habits and typing patterns, reactions after certain events, and suspected motivations for targets.

This also means that I’m either going to die tonight in retaliation, because while I’m a roleless civilian, I’m a very smart one, or that I’ll live tomorrow in an attempt to discredit everything I say. Bulldancer is a very smart opponent, but the reason I’m not targeting him is because the leader or forger is a more important target, and Bulldancer is making himself a larger target to keep his teammates with more important roles alive for one more day in hopes they kill someone important. In short, he’s kind of doing what I’m doing.

Wait? Where did he say that? I see where he stated it in a sarcastic manner due to being excused of being leader but was that even serious? Are people jumping the gun on this?

grrr no edits!

Please at least lynch kaz before lynching me to the idiots who believe DRD. If you idiots lynch me watch DRD say " o whoops sorry guys I was wrong but it’s my first time playing cut me some slack but at least he had no role!"

^ You’re dead ass wrong…

Fake ass undercover… redneck needs to kill me instead and call this nigga on his bullshit(don’t be afraid to handle that)…

I thought you were the undercover but apparently not… I’m disappointed… after I’m dead, RabidDuckie has some s’plainin to do…

That’s a whole lot of casualties with no evidence…

Lynch Shinkuu, Redneck kills me, then ???

If Shinkuu is mafia leader, Rabid is suspicious, it’s like he’s attempting to throw Shinkuu under the bus but he’s not good at it…

I’m sure that only 1 of the people on his list mafia so it doesn’t look to bad, only he picked the 1 that was fucked already…

If Shinkuu isn’t mafia then kill me anyway redneck guy… for America…

^That post was @DaRabidDuckie btw…

I made a mistake in my notes just now:

To clarify:
Shinkuu Tatsumaki – Mafia, likely the leader. My suspicions of this are because he’s been a suspect, but is suddenly off the chopping block? Why? The probable scenario is that the sheriff investigated him but he comes up innocent because of his natural ability.

I mistakenly said the forger had been protecting him.

Anywho,

I’ll apologize profusely and my credibility will be shattered, but wasting a lynch on me is stupid, as I’m just a role-less civ. Casting doubt on me won’t save yourself though, but it IS a smart move because if I’m wrong, then it makes me a target, meaning everyone will waste a lynch on me while covering the mafia for another day, where they’ll hopefully take out the sheriff or the carpenter.

My vote is already in the box. I’ll put my faith in Nick Fury.

Is drd serious?

Damn, is someone going to die or not?