oh and if Redneck wants to kill somebody, pick either DRD, Bulldancer, or Doof
Suspects
Missing Person, Black Jesus, Kaz(says you know what I am soon enough, but Sovi3t and Kaz exchange since 1st day and UC ability is only useful at night, nobody role claiming sooo), .Exodus(possibly), DaRabid, Me, Sovi3t(possibly, or Kaz could just be inflating this niggas ego idk)…
Probably Citizens
People not ringing as a suspect are GBS, and Orochizoolander… why did they kill my nigga SikWidit!!!, Lime Green Potato(he has to work with us whether he’s Cult Initiate anyway, because he’s equally at risk for being gunned down by mafia, he only becomes dangerous at the end, rather kill mafia)
Quiet
The rest of these people, maybe except Bious and Oerba…
Although hold off on Missing Person, I have a feeling who he is…
I’m waiting on something…
Wrong. Initiate doesn’t have to survive. If the mafia wins, he wins so whoever the initiate is, they have no reason to help.
No. He shouldn’t kill anyone yet, but if he can’t keep it in his pants his target should be Shinkuu. I’ll explain in the following post. Give me a moment.
It would be to his benefit, so he can join the mafia’s ranks…
His chances obviously become greater as less people are in the game…
I still think its a bad idea to have to vigilante do something tonight. Soviets list seems pretty good, but yeah no kill I think is best.
My argument against Shinkuu:
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He’s on SWBeta’s list. I’ve been suspicious of him for some time. Despite Ben being civ, I still trust SWB for the most part.
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This post made me curious:
This was posted in defense of Dramatix. It was only Shinkuu’s second post and he hadn’t really said anything until this and I couldn’t figure out why he would post this, and then it hit me: I think it was a ploy to convince us that he and Dramatix were the lovers without coming out and saying it and getting called on it. It’s just enough of a hint to make some people question it, but still plausibly deniable if the real lovers caught on.
3)I’m always suspicious of people who make random posts that say nothing, and then he hit us with this gem:
Safe from what? What does this even mean?
4) This post is just trying too hard to blend in:
It’s just too much. again, not saying anything but posting just to post. He says he doesn’t like lynching “for no reason,” but he was all in on dramatix for being inactive, and now he’s suddenly against lynching the guy who was defending Dramatix. Also, his proclamation of Ben being “innocent” was matter-of-fact as if he knew. How could he know?
5)This post is the clencher:
The attempt to call me out doesn’t bother me, that’s part of the game. This post has so many things wrong with it that it doesn’t even begin to make sense. His argument is that lynching is bad. Think about that for a minute. He’s telling us the only legit method the civs have for obtaining information and striking back against the mafia is bad. He’s advocates the use of the Psycho to make a kill in the very next post, but doesn’t want the civilians to lynch. Go back and read and tell me how any of this makes sense. It screams Mafia/Cult to me.
Despite the heated exchange I had with BJ yesterday, I’m with him here. Shinkuu needs to be investigated at the very least.
I’m sticking to my guns though. No kill is best tonight, redneck. But BJ’s post calling out Shinkuu is pretty damning.
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(Sorry for the delay; I wasn’t able to prewrite this one, and my son took forever to go to bed)
It was dinner time. After a fairly eventful 2 days, everyone was at their wits end, and a nice relaxing meal was what everyone needed.
“You know, after 3 weeks, you’d think I’d be tired of Subway. But nope. I can eat this forever” said Missing Person.
“Speak for yourself” said Black Jesus. “I could barely eat this crap before the apocalypse.”
“Not to mention, this food has got to be going bad soon” added Orochizoolander.
Everyone continued to eat in silence. DaRabidDuckie was thumbing through the copy of the Walking Dead.
“You know, this comic got it pretty right” said DaRabidDuckie. “Except that Carl kid. No way a kid would act like that.”
“You don’t know that,” said Redbeard. “Especially if you grew up in a world like we are in now.”
“Yeah, but think about it” said Sovi3t, “Pampered sheriff’s son lived a happy life up until shit hit the fan. And then suddenly he turns into mister bad ass? I don’t buy it either.”
Shinkuu Tatsumaki shook his head. “I’m sure he spent all his youth getting into trouble, and having his Daddy cover for him. Anything to get away from that bitch mom of his. Kid probably has all sorts of mommy daddy issues, and the Zombie outbreak was just an excuse to become the hardened psychopath he always wanted to be.”
“Yeah, maybe” said Doofensmirtz. “But then again…”
His words were stopped by the sound of a shelf of cooking utensils tossed to the ground. Lost in conversation, 3 Risen had managed to make their way into the food court near Panda Express."
“Oh shit” said Oerba, “Everybody grab some sort of weapon.”
Cyntalan and Exodus managed to kill one with a butcher knife and a folding chair. Bulldancer managed to kill one by himself using a rake he found nearby. And Bious and RedBeard distracted the third one, while GBS Giovanni managed to cut its head off with a Chainsaw.
“I’ve always wanted to do that” said GBS Giovanni.
Kaz stifled a vomit. “It’s always worse in real life than on TV, isn’t it?”
“What are you going on about” said Missing Person, returning to the table to finish his sandwich. “Nothing could make me lose my appetite for this.”
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That night, everyone went to bed excited. The adrenaline from the skirmish with the Risen, combined with the thrill of having not died to the latest cult attack, had everyone optimistic.
Missing Person lied in bed, staring up at the ceiling. “Maybe, just maybe, we can get through this after all.” His eyes started to get heavy, and he drifted off to sleep.
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The Psychotic Redneck listened intensely for any sort of movement. There was nothing. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw his target. Slowly, he turned his gaze to it. The rest of the world grew tiny, his intensity amplified on what he came to do. He flexed his hand, it was tight and cramped. His palms here sweaty, perhaps he was a bit nervous. “You’d think after all this time, I would be less nervous” he said to himself.
He grasped the shaft firmly in his hand. It felt right, like an extension of himself. He smiled. His eyes locked onto the target, their eyes wide open, locked onto him; was that a sense of surprise he saw?
“Don’t worry, it will be all over soon” he whispered. His breath labored, started to come in short gasps. His grip tightened, locking his aim square on his target. He was not going to miss.
BOOM. The shot came in an instant, then the second, and a third and a fourth. He loosened his grip, letting the shaft drop from his hands.
The poor copy of Big Tits DeluXXXe was ruined. The model, staring up from its pages, was barely visible through the droplets of jizz left all over her page.
The Psychotic Redneck smiled. “Ah, just what I needed”
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Back on the other side of the Mall, Missing Person woke to footsteps. His eyes shot open in a flash. He reached under his pillow for the ice pick he had hidden there, if somebody was coming for him, he was not going down without a fight. But he couldn’t move; his arm wouldn’t respond. At the edge of his vision, a hooded figure leaned over the top of him. A smile slowly crept over the shadowy face.
“You?” thought Missing Person.
“Surprised, are you? Tsk tsk. Having a hard time moving are we? Ah yes, I see you were going to use this icepick on me. Don’t you know that’s not nice?”
Missing Person panicked. He tried screaming, but he couldn’t muster up more than a whisper.
“Well, we’ve got a lot of work to do. No need to put it off any longer.”
Dragging him by the foot, the Cult Member dragged Missing Person by his leg, out of the room, and back to the food court.
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The next morning, everyone groggily woke up. Ambling their way into the food court to rustle up some breakfast, they were greeted with quite a site.
Hanging upside down over the Subway, Missing Person was nailed to the sign, his blood dripping down onto the sandwich preparation surface. His face – or at least where he face had been, prior to being eaten off – made everyone a bit queasy.
Scrawled into the wall behind the body, in blood, was the phrase “***Subway: Eat Fresh!***”
It is now Day 3. Day 3 will end at 9 AM PST on Wednesday
Missing Person, you can PM me your last gasp.
Well, than, I thought MP had a role 
anywho, I will cast my vote right now:
voting to lynch Kaz
Well fuck me.
At least they got a roleless this time.
I’ll keep following the thread to see if I was right. It’s been fun, I’ll be back next game.
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Ok, I don’t know why they chose to off Missing Person instead of Black Jesus. I never suspected him at all. My guess is Missing Person was starting to catch on and they don’t want someone like that around so they had to kill him tonight. I mean seriously? Oerba brings up that Missing Person is exchanging back and forth with Black Jesus, and then he dies. Black Jesus comes off as this super detective and seems to know the game really well, if he wasn’t cult, I would have killed him just to see how it goes. It’s not like the cult has any other leads really. Our nurse is dead already, there was no one to protect him if he was an imporant role for the civs.
As of right now, Black Jesus sounding real suspect.
Any reason why?
Lol and here we have the “ignore everything posted about me and lash out at the guy who called me out post.” Too weak. First you say Psycho should kill me and then you say mafia should kill me to “see how it goes” whatever that means. Which is it chief?
If soviet wants kaz lynched there’s tomorrow for that. You ignoring that entire post seals it gor me.
*for
The best bet right now would to be start putting some pressure on a couple people, ie who were are going to lynch and who we want the redneck to kill. Looks like soviet started the ball rolling with Kaz already, there’s about 4 other viable suspects right now, we still got bious, Shinkuu, Bulldancer (although he seems more like a civ to me now) and it looks like BJ is getting put to task here by shinkuu.
Posting from bed with a hangover. I will explain kaz when it’s not 6am.
That shinkuu post reeks of desperation.
Okay. I’ll wait for your pussy.
I mean post! Oh god. Swype autocorrect in a thread I can’t edit. OH GOD!