SRK Mafia VI: Zombie Apocalypse - Game Over! (Directed by M. Night Shyamalan)

[Ben_Perkins]

Soviet do you still have any of that Canadian dank or did you smoke it all? Don’t hold out on me nigga

…i have no idea who to vote for. Y’all bein’ silly thinking I’m mafia cuz i love subway and Dramatix. Subway: Eat Face!

Y’all know i kill zedheads like a champ

[GBS_Giovanni]

Really nigga?

[Ben_Perkins]

Fo real. Only HonzoGonzo and God can judge me

[Pimp_Willy]

SikWidIt’s last gasp:

You inbred psychotic moron. You fell right into the mafias trap, and have become their MVP. You couldn’t even let me bust some nuts before you took me out, you bastard. I hope you die slow.

For the rest of the civs, get the redneck in check and be wary of those who were quick to throw me and beta in their list as we did not say stuff too closely related. Also watch out for those that repeat the same thing that others say in different words. There are a couple.

[sikwidit]

I still cant believe that I was takin out by the motherfuckin redneck so early in the game.
I told you the mafia was tryin to point fingers at me and obviously they were successful and they probably cant even believe how successful they were.
Anyways it was still fun even if it was only for a little bit. I will be watching from afar and seeing if who i think is mafia end up being mafia.
Have fun you fuckin bastards.

[SoVi3t]

Soviet do you still have any of that Canadian dank or did you smoke it all? Don’t hold out on me nigga

you trying to steal my weed (which is on the way, I might add)? That could earn you a vote, amigo.

SikWidit’s last gasp had me fucking rolling lol

[Bious]

Well it looks like it’s gonna be between Ben and Bulldancer.

[Ben_Perkins]

you trying to steal my weed (which is on the way, I might add)? That could earn you a vote, amigo.

SikWidit’s last gasp had me fucking rolling lol

I hope to share since the rest of these jerks are lookin’ to kill me tonight

[orochizoolander]

I am a civ, I have no role, I made a mistake suspecting GBS and now the mafia are trying to capitalize on that and get the rest of the civs to lynch me. Clever.

Well if you want to waste an investigation on me go ahead but even if I turn up innocent what’s to stop everyone from thinking I’m leader or forger target? Well whatever, if you idiots are swayed by mafia and lynch me at least my last gasp and death will help give the rest of the civs more info on mafia. But please I really want to keep playing this game lol.

Now we seem to have a decent amount of information to work with, I’ll comb through this thread tonight and make an informed post then:tup:

Also WTF game master can just add a role mid game?

[SoVi3t]

I gotta smoke a bowl soon, then commence drinking. Still undecided between Ben and BD. BD is mouthing off like typical Mafia scum, but Perkins is playing the “hey guys I am your bestest pal in the whole world” card. Got damn you too. Don’t you make me flip a coin.

[SoVi3t]

I had to flip a coin

Sorry Ben, I voted to lynch you

[Ben_Perkins]

I had to flip a coin

Sorry Ben, I voted to lynch you

No worries man :tup:

[Pimp_Willy]

SWBeta’s Last Gasp:

Fuck both sides! :mad:

Both of you civ and mafia slapshits don’t seem to know what you’re doing. I hope you all keep fucking up and set yourselves up for FAILURE :mad:

Bulldancer and Orochizoolander are civs. You’re wasting your time suspecting them. Black Jesus is civilian. Cyntalan is civilian.

1 person in this list is mafia: Bious, Ben Perkins, Exodus, kaz, Shinkuu Tatsumaki. Kill in the order they’re listed. Redneck/Vigilante, you already fucked up; we don’t need you killing anyone else. Leave this list to the civs and stop being trigger happy.

Sheriff, the Forger is dead, so investigate the above list in random order. The rest of the civs, kill the people in this list as ordered. Sheriff shouldn’t bother investigating people immediately on the chopping block unless they give good reason to be investigated.

Civs, stop being limp-wristed puss smacks and start being dicks to everyone you suspect! People cave and fold when either under pressure, angry, or both. That being said, put pressure on Oerba, Doofenshmirtz, and Redbeard.

Secret roles, shut the fuck up.

Above all, all of you eat porcupine BUTTOCKS :mad: :mad: :mad:

PS: You really fucked me over, kaz. I hope mafia gets you next, buddy :mad: :mad: :mad:

[SoVi3t]

pisses on the corpse of SWBeta

[GBS_Giovanni]

Just a heads up to the sheriff, the forger ISN’T dead, the ENFORCER is. Check the OP for confirmation.

[Ben_Perkins]

I’mma find the liquor store in this mall and get cocked before I die. Don’t wait up. /swaggers off

[Bious]

Well fuck you too Beta!

That said, I’m putting it in for Ben. Sorry dude.

[Ben_Perkins]

Well fuck you too Beta!

That said, I’m putting it in for Ben. Sorry dude.

No (hic) worries mate

[Missing_Person]

Inactive dqs favor mafia. The fact that you refuse to acknowledge this means you’re eithet mafia or stupid. As I said before both are bad for civs.

Okay, I still don’t agree in voting for inactives, but I see your point. I’ll just leave it at that.

As far as people id vote for right now go, I’m looking at BullDancer or Perkins.

저는 론 버건디 입니까?

[Oerba]

For someone who already has several votes in for himself, Ben doesn’t really seem that worried. I’m a little suspicious of Bious and Kaz, we’ll see how things turn out for me to formulate some more theories…