Be thankful it’s all this benign. You should see what happens when someone mangles my nick. :wasted:
CyntaWHORE
Ha! I think this is the best start we’ve had out of the past few games and no matter what happens this night phase it should be an easy win!
But I see a lot of conflicting stuff which makes it a bit hard to determine anyones role and be 100% sure of it
I’ll try and save my thought for the next day phase though
…yes. That occurs more than I’d like to admit. 
How long 'til night phase is over?
9 PST officially.
So 12 for me, and whatever the fuck time time for missing person
It’s over as soon as you get your votes in.
So in 3 hours
About 2 more hours before I post up the results. Make sure to get your night actions in if you want to take them.
1 pm for me.
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Night 1
After the stressful day, he was ready to relax. “This is way too intense. Cult members, zombies, dudes getting murdered. I can’t take much more of this.” Sikwidit sat down on his cot, looking around shiftily to see if anybody was watching. When he was confident nobody was there, he moved his hand beneath his pillow slowly. “Finally, been waiting all day to do this.”
“Leave your hand there, bitch.” said the Psychotic Redneck. “No sudden movements.” He stepped out from behind a shelf, previously hidden by shadows.
“Holy shit… you? What the hell are you doing here? Scared the bejezus out of me.” Sikwidit’s hand gripped around something beneath the pillow.
“I said don’t move. You listen worse than my half brother, and he only had one ear.” The Psychotic Redneck pointed the gun at Sikwidit’s head.
“Look man, it’s nothing, it’s just… look” and with that, he yanked his hand fast from underneath the pillow. The Psychotic Redneck wasted no time, pulling the trigger of his shotgun. Throughout the quiet mall, the ring of buckshot shattered the silence. The Psychotic Redneck sighed. “This boy was stupid as shit.” He kicked the pillow to the side, in order to see what weapon the man was reaching for.
All he saw was a porn mag, “Big Tits DeluXXXe.” “Well, shit… but no reason to let this go to waste” he thought, as he scooped up the mag, tucked it under his vest, and darted out of the room.
–
The night was quiet. Almost too quiet. He got up and checked the door again, peeking around the corner. All he saw was darkness. “This mall is too dark at night; we need to do something about that.” SWBeta paced his room. He thought he heard a noise, and he froze again like a deer in the headlights; but for the 5th time this hour, it was nothing. Just his imagination. He took a sip from his water in an attempt to quench his parched throat.
“That face I saw… I know that face. Why can’t I remember? Think damn it… that shadowy man. He saw me. He must know who I am, he is going to be coming for me…”
“Hey SWBeta” called a voice from the doorway. Having been caught off guard, SWBeta’s heart skipped a beat, and he reached for a weapon instinctively. As he stumbled to his feet, he saw the man in the doorway calling to him. It was Sikwidit.
“Whoa man, chill, I was just checking to make sure you’re all right. You’ve been looking out of it since all this went down” said Sikwidit.
“Yeah, yeah I know… but don’t worry about it. I’ll be fine” responded SWBeta. He stared at Sikwidit intensely; was this the man he saw this morning, standing over Willy? He fumbled for the water again. Why was he so thirsty?
The moment stretched uncomfortably. Sikwidit looked back quizzicaly. “Well… yeah, I’m gonna go rub one out with that Mag you leant me. Thanks again, I’ll get it back to you soon.”
“Don’t worry about it, last time you brought one back the pages were stuck together. Consider it a gift.”
“Er, thanks… see ya then.” And with that, Sikwidit disappeared back into the darkness, leaving SWBeta alone with his thoughts once again. He knew that face, the one he saw… the one that will kill again unless he can just remember. He closed his eyes, picturing the shadowy, hooded figure standing there. The voice, it was so familiar… surely he knew who it was. All he had to do was concentrate, it would come to him, just a little harder.
The gunshot rang out, shattering his concentration. “What the fuck was that?” He shot up from his bunk and ran towards the door. That’s when he saw him standing there.
“It’s… you!”
“Hello, SWBeta. Did you think I didn’t see you there, watching this morning? Tsk tsk.”
“You… I will… get… you” he slurred. His vision was starting to go blurry. He fell down, trying to catch himself on the table. He stumbled to the ground anyway, his water spilling all over him. As the light dimmed from his eyes, all that stood focused was that face, that haunting face, and the creepy smile spread over it.
–
The group stood outside the room, nobody wanting to get too close to the blood the exploded head had left.
“Well, I think it’s safe to say this wasn’t the cult” said SoVi3t.
“Looks like we got ourselves a vigilante in our midst” replied Oerba.
“A bad one, from the looks of it. Sikwidit was no cult member. Why did he get his head blown off?” asked Black Jesus.
“Wait, who is missing?” asked Cyntalan. “The person that did this is probably not here… anybody missing?”
Everyone looked around, trying to count the people.
“SWBeta isn’t here” said Shinkuu Tatsumaki. “Maybe he did it!”
Everyone rushed over to SWBetas room. “Stick together, in case he tries to pick off one of us as well” suggested Doofenshmirtz.
As they rounded the corner into his bedroom, lit only by candlelight, Exodus let out a vomit all over the ground.
SWBeta was tied to his bed, a pentagram etched into the ground in his own blood. His face was currently being eaten by a Risen, too intent on his meal to bother noticing the group that just showed up.
Ben Perkins was the first to react, shoving a fireplace skewer he happened to have handy right through the back of the head, pinning him to the bed. A few twitches, as the body went motionless. Bulldancer put a knife through SWBetas head, a bit of sadness in his eyes, as he laid his friend to rest before the infection brought him back from the dead.
Silently, everyone stumbled back to the food court, and took a seat. People were stunned, looking around at each other.
“So… does that mean he didn’t shoot Sikwidit?” asked Redbeard.
“Motherfucker, is he serious?” insulted Black Jesus.
Just when everyone felt the mood lightened a bit, shit hit the fan again.
“HELP ME GUYS!” screamed LimeGreenPatato, banging at the door of the foodcourt. Over his shoulder, a Risen was attempting to grasp at him.
“Look out!” said Bious, and LimeGreenPatato turned and put his axe right between its eyes. The group collectively ran and unbarred the door, letting LimeGreenPatato in to the food court, and then instantly barred it back up.
“Thanks… I’ve been traveling for days. Was hoping there would be somebody here. The name is LimeGreenPatato.”
Everyone sat back down, unsure what to say.
“Everything ok in here?” asked LimeGreenPatato
Kaz sighed. “Well, now that you mention it…”
They filled LimeGreenPatato in on the situation. For a moment, he considered taking his chances back outside with the zombies.
He began to toss and turn, unable to sleep. “Maybe they’re right. Maybe it’s pointless to keep fighting, to keep surviving. Maybe I should just give in, take Death’s Embrace, and hope the afterlife is better?” He sat unsure what to do.
By morning, he still hadn’t slept, but he knew the answer.
“I have to find them. I have to join them.”
It is now Day 2.
You have until 9 AM Sunday to get in your vote and/or day actions
*Regarding the cult Sympathetic, one person who previously had no role was randomly chosen to assume this new role. They have been PMd with their new role. Just for clarification, this random roll was made AFTER LimeGreenPatato was added to the game, so he is a viable recipient of this new role.
FUCK!
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Also, let me make sure I’m following:
Since LGP is now in, another cult role has been added? And one civilian is now a sympathizer?
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SikWidIt and SWBeta, go ahead and PM me your last gasps if you’d like to make one
The only role added was Cult Sympathizer, which had its description added back into the first post. It was in the original signups thread too, but was dropped when we didn’t have a full 20 to balance it more. It’s basically a person who wants the Cult to win, and is trying to join the Cult, but right now the cult and the cult sympathizer don’t know each others identities.
(also fuck these servers timing out all the time)
Well shit.
Getting Dramatix means crap now.
We can ignore poor SikWidit for now. Let’s focus on why SW was picked.
When I get up I’ma look over the conversations and try to figure this out.
We went from a win to a big loss though…
Indeed
I guess it would also help to figure out who Psychotic Redneck is, but then whatever information we have, the mafia has. But he needs to be controlled, and we know it was someone who was eyeballing sikwidit.
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Ugh. What a night phase. Terrible.
So I’m going to guess the Redneck is a newer player who was excited over his abilities.
Rule of thumb, it’s usually best to wait a few phases before offing someone 
@ Sovi3t, I think we can probably look back at my list again.
I still have suspicions about:
GBS
OZ
Bulldancer
What do you think?
WTF? Out if all the targets, why sik? The nigga was with me on calling out Dramatix’s “message” post. Seriously…
Psychotic Redneck, why not kill Kaz or Sovi3t or possibly both instead…
Anyway, Sikwitit?
I understand aiming for a less obvious target, but if that were so there were better choices…
I mean seriously, why does Kaz keep reporting to Sovi3t exclusively instead of the rest of the town… only Sovi3t…
Come on son, along with starting random lynchwagons like Captain Jackass, nobody finds this the least suspicious…
If I’m lynched and found to be a civilian somebody please kill this nigga at some point of the game…
Matter in fact, if it feels better to lynch me and be sure that I’m truthful, have fun… I even encourage it…
Don’t waste investigation on me imo… throw me away to the zombies if it makes yall fell better…