SRK Mafia Leaderboard & Forum Game Queue

Where the fuck have you been anyway?

@synonym Sorry you were lynched. It happened to me, once.

Weren’t you still on the sub bench when he got lynched though?

The funniest part is that I said no such thing.

But now I have more names for my shit list.

Oh noes…

Yeah man. I apologized for everyone else.

Yo. Quoting because it’s easier than @ing you and takes more space.

MP called the dibs on the next of the forum games, but yours has been on the queue for just as long. I’m tempted to let you go first simply because it’s a new gametype but I wanted to run it by you first to make sure you’re ready. If I recall you were ready when Hecatom started his signups, just double checking.

@ “Missing Person-u” do you have the Mafia Monopoly Money Points Leaderboard for Hecatom’s game? Also Syn had called dibs on the game after Hecatom’s before you called dibs on the game after Hecatom’s, so if you two disagree and it devolves into a slapfight be aware I’m inclined to let him go first.

The funniest part is that nobody had any trouble believing that you’d say something like that.

Not letting the birthday boy go first? That’s not very nice.

I was gonna say that it sounds like something alpha made up, but Syn was pretty salty last game lol

Oh yeah, I’ve been waiting until after the Mafia game finished to post this. I call him Lando.

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/Lando.jpg

Against my better judgement. Here goes.

Aloha.

Explain to the court, why the fuck you own that thing.

Birthday present from my mother. I HOPE THAT RAISES MORE QUESTIONS THAN IT ANSWERS.

She would be perfect for SRK mafia.

Birthday boy? Whozat?

And that pony with a party hat (?) is hilarious.

I modeled my PAYDAY 2 mask after it.

Also: everyone knows that unicorns live in Australia, and now you’ve just proven it.

@"Missing Person"‌

That’s clearly a rainbow horn where it gets its magical powers of posting pony porn on the internet.

I want to place my ejaculate onto it

Welcome to Ponyvi–

Wait, nope.

Mostly working. It suuuucks.