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JasonC- Vynson
Hecatom- Some jibber jabber

***Hecatom has anothe chance to cut the funny business and participate ***

(Bartender will yield guilty verdict when investigated.)

“29 GodotsRevenges walked into a bar…”

I feel like that’s the beginning to a horrible joke.

And everyone screamed, “Dammit Godots!”

Tip your bartenders everybody.

Just wanna chip in that somebody needs to work “AlohaCommando” into a game as a joke somewhere. I dont know why that got me so bad.

Chale gringo pelirrojo, i am offended that you can’t remember that i am from central america :mad:

What continent do you live on? That’ll help me remember.

I have to run to the bank for a minute, but here’s what we have so far:

  1. Vynce’s wife is pregnant.
  2. Alpha found out Vynce’s address and showed him an invoice for his flight ticket to New Hampshire.
  3. He missed five consecutive AA meetings.

We can figure out 4 & 5 when I get back guys.

…FUCK NOT AGAIN

waitaminutewaitaminutewaitaminute…he is NOT the father!!!

I murder @Vynce.

What kind of idiot posts mafia PMs in the main thread?

fucking scrub

We have a Mafia PM Pimp? Why didn’t Black Jesus tell me?

No one’s pregnant. My CEO was fired 3 weeks ago, and everyone in the warehouse and main office walked off the job. We’ve gotten 2 deliveries out of 15 or so.

Nobody knows what’s going to happen. We’re losing millions of dollars a day as the ex CEO negotiates with the board of directors for a majority stake of the company.

People are picketing, and there have been rallies with over 10,000 people. I’ve been struggling to walk the line of doing what I’m told and not being a pariah. I’ve held the same job for over a decade. It was supposed to be the safe, lucrative choice.

bostonglobe.com/business/2014/07/21/thousands-rally-outside-market-basket-store-for-ousted-ceo/CHFjzEFVhVDKmqYIneb3hP/story.html

related?

Fuck I should have played. After vynce mentioned his rock solid marriage and not his job im the day one write up I fucking knew it had to be work related… can’t believe all the warehouse people walked out. I remember when my dad was in a spot similar when I was much younger, being a foreman during a strike… I dont envy that position at all, man. Keep your head up

I didn’t know but that was my guess

B)

It’s okay @Exodus.‌, we can still play.
grabs the emergency Jager

@LordWilliam1234‌, do you know what Mafia is?

LordWilliam in Mafia? He might actually be worse than me.

Yes I do @Bious.

Now stop calling me. The LW drinking game is over, and I want no part in this.

I didn’t know the drinking game was over.
drinks
Anyway, if no one starts a game by the time I’m back from vacay I’ll run an old one I made a long time ago based on spies.