SRK MAFIA IX -- South Park: The Return of Darth Chef -- Inducktion/Cancelled (GAME OVER, MAFIA WINS)

DaRabidDuckie · 2013-08-07T19:06:53.000Z

I’m keeping this short because I realized my stress levels from this game was what caused the bad pain episode that I’ve been having to endure these past few days. A few hours after I realized this game was a lost cause, I started to feel better. Funny how that works.

I’m retiring. At least I can say that I’ve successfully deflected a lynch mob in TWO consecutive games.

GodotsRevenge · 2013-08-07T19:07:17.000Z

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AlphaCommando:

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130416134341/katawashoujo/images/c/c8/Kenji.png

You should feel ashamed if you know who that is.
…and before you ask, Emi.

That guy convinced my friends to play visual novels. I am not ashamed to know who he is, stinking feminist.

AlphaCommando · 2013-08-07T19:09:28.000Z

Missing_Person:

Seriously, highlulu investigated him, and for the first several nights, Oerba forged Chief. So highlulu had an innocent verdict on Chief, so if you guys had really pushed a Chief lynch, highlulu MIGHT have role claimed because of how good Chief is, and Alpha may have used the sacrifice.

Nope. After that disaster as Nova, I wasn’t going to sacrifice myself for any reason. In the end, having the role ended up working out for me though, allowing me to role claim.

RadicalFuzz · 2013-08-07T19:10:02.000Z

DaRabidDuckie:

I’m keeping this short because I realized my stress levels from this game was what caused the bad pain episode that I’ve been having to endure these past few days. A few hours after I realized this game was a lost cause, I started to feel better. Funny how that works.

Glad you feel better Duckie. Goddamn I was an idiot endgame.

GodotsRevenge · 2013-08-07T19:11:13.000Z

GodotsRevenge:

Defending Chief

I was suspicious about his call for a No Lynch at first, but he later explained that he did it to stir up the thread. I checked it out, and people did nothing but check in before that post. At that point, I decided that that was not enough proof to lynch him. After all, I too lied to get more people to vote (Except I never actually MADE a post saying a lynch was a good idea). When kaz immediately tried to get people to vote for Chief even after he explained himself, I was immediately suspect of him and trusting of Chief (In retrospect I was too hasty with that idea, but I stand by my decision). Afterwords, I was suspicious of kaz’s lack of posts, keeping me trusting of Chief. One of the few posts he made said he AGREED with my stupid ass plan of not lynching, even though he suspected Chief over the same matter.

Or I play too much Ace Attorney and it turns out defending people against popular opinion is a sexual fetish.

Dammit. I’m gonna look up some interesting porn.

AlphaCommando · 2013-08-07T19:13:04.000Z

GodotsRevenge:

GodotsRevenge:

Defending Chief

I was suspicious about his call for a No Lynch at first, but he later explained that he did it to stir up the thread. I checked it out, and people did nothing but check in before that post. At that point, I decided that that was not enough proof to lynch him. After all, I too lied to get more people to vote (Except I never actually MADE a post saying a lynch was a good idea). When kaz immediately tried to get people to vote for Chief even after he explained himself, I was immediately suspect of him and trusting of Chief (In retrospect I was too hasty with that idea, but I stand by my decision). Afterwords, I was suspicious of kaz’s lack of posts, keeping me trusting of Chief. One of the few posts he made said he AGREED with my stupid ass plan of not lynching, even though he suspected Chief over the same matter.

Or I play too much Ace Attorney and it turns out defending people against popular opinion is a sexual fetish.

Dammit. I’m gonna look up some interesting porn.

I can help.

Bious · 2013-08-07T19:19:00.000Z

RadicalFuzz:

Bious:

Can’t believe I got away with that AWOL shit.

I was convinced you would be physically attached to your phone/computer whenever possible if you were Mafia so it kinda cleared you a bit IMO.

Actually Alpha called it right.
I saw someone was watching my profile so I was logged out most of the game.
And I actually am in France btw, so I didn’t lie about THAT…

And Duckie?
It’s Mafia. No hard feelings.

Bious · 2013-08-07T19:19:56.000Z

AlphaCommando:

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN LYNCH TRAIN, DRD.

GG Vynce. I was right about you needing to die in the final 3. Shame by the end of the game, I didn’t even believe myself. This whole game made me feel like this guy.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130416134341/katawashoujo/images/c/c8/Kenji.png

You should feel ashamed if you know who that is.
…and before you ask, Emi.

Rin btw.

Emi second.

AlphaCommando · 2013-08-07T19:21:02.000Z

Missing Person, for your amazing write-ups and dedication to keeping the story in theme, I award you the ‘Second Best Story Writer Of This Mafia Game Award’.

Special mention to Pimp Willy for helping to steer Missing Person in the right direction.

Icege · 2013-08-07T19:26:01.000Z

Player of the Game: Vynce

Icege · 2013-08-07T19:29:11.000Z

May I get a mafia chat invite? I wanna see!

Cyntalan · 2013-08-07T19:32:55.000Z

Icege:

May I get a mafia chat invite? I wanna see!

Me too! Me too!

Missing_Person · 2013-08-07T19:34:12.000Z

That post-Butters rapekill was what I needed to go off of.

Actually, I had given the idea to PW for killing Oerba. But he went a little different direction than I was planning on going with it. But it still worked.

But props for the mechapenis.

Missing_Person · 2013-08-07T19:40:28.000Z

Last game’s mafia convo was scary too, but in a different way.

For me, last game’s was scary because of how badly I mindfucked PW. This time, it’s scary because there was such a calm in there, and everyone fell into line very well, and they made pretty good reads (despite not being able to figure out who was Jimbo and Mephisto for a long time).

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · 2013-08-07T19:46:11.000Z

This was my old avatar, should’ve been the changed one for this game:

Spoiler

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/01/60/00/43/0001600043241_500X500.jpg

Missing_Person · 2013-08-07T19:49:34.000Z

LOL, except for the fact that you didn’t know you were going to be Tuong Lu in the write-up HAX. You left that one up to me.

It was funny, actually. Here were the only people to give me their write-up roles, in order:

Immaculate
GodotsRevenge
DaRabidDuckie
mrmattroxx
great cow lord

After the first two lynches, I thought there was a curse on the people who asked for characters.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · 2013-08-07T19:52:35.000Z

BullDancer:

GreatCowLord booooooo!!!

You finally got a first hand look at how that no lynch bullshit loses games…

great_cow_lord:

WE FUCKING LOST THIS SHIT.
BLAME THIS ON THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED NO LYNCH.

He probably voted no lynch the most.

Be mad at… yourself for those no lynches, cow?

AlphaCommando · 2013-08-07T19:52:39.000Z

Missing_Person:

That post-Butters rapekill was what I needed to go off of.

Actually, I had given the idea to PW for killing Oerba. But he went a little different direction than I was planning on going with it. But it still worked.

But props for the mechapenis.

Well it was enough to earn you the honorary role of Clyde Donovan in my last gasp.

highlulu · 2013-08-07T20:01:11.000Z

i’m so fucking salty right now. So when i used my last gasp to instead talk about the final lynch it was under the assumption that the lynch on bious was something that you couldn’t possibly screw up… yet nope you couldn’t even get that.

anyways gcl is like a permanent day1 lynch for me now.

Exodus_1 · 2013-08-07T20:02:21.000Z

bah and its raining here so I can’t even go to the beach.

Sorry guys