SRK Mafia Game XIX Thread: (GAME OVER: NOBODY WINS)

For me, it’d be a false start.

Much like the entirety of your lfie.

A false start was the abortion your mom failed whem you fell out like shit from her prolasped anus.

She thought you were twins.

And for a while you had someone to play with.

I fucking hate both of you motherfuckers atm. We only got one sub at that smh.

I came to win, and I see two people wash put the game for no reason!!!

Out*

**Fuck this, game over nobody wins.

Jabs consider yourself banned.

MVP is Dark General
LVP is Everyone Else.

Mafia: Azure, Pertho, DarkGeneral, TGG
Civ roles: Jason, Cyntalan, chadouken, Raij1n**

Well… that escalated quickly.

:coffee:

Stay free, nutfucker.

Rules were very clear: this is a fun game environment.

Well done to our civilian roles, you did an excellent job staying under the radar.

Nupo also had 3/4 mafia nailed down by day 1, a promising player.

DarkGeneral was standout as always on the mafia side. Accurately enforced UC night one and had great reads.

I didn’t start it.

I only finished it.

I’m sorry guys, but between him, Icege and Scott Howard, I’ll pull a Ryu and walk away from this shit.

This is my official retirement from mafia. I do the right things in games, and people begin throwing personal attacks at me, and I’m tired of it.

This game isn’t fun anymore.

Is that your tampon of choice?

I’ve never seen a piece of shit bleed before.

Wipe yourself off.

Maybe you can smear yourself further into oblivion.

I doubt it is possible.

But you could try.

Who knows.

Maybe you could be successful for the first and last time in your life.

I already am a success. Stay a fucking miserable cunt.

And we’re done.

Bye Felicia.

You were done before you were whelped.

Whelped?

Child.

I caught you and you flailed and flailed and flailed.

Then got personal.

No one likes a sore loser.

Or a sole asshole.

Of which you’re both.

I’m just gonna pretend Mafia - Azure won. GG’s, fuck you for killing me N1.

No, it was Mafia - Azure ruined fun.

LMAO.

You’re so butt hurt, you’re literally squatting in this thread, trying to make the pain go away.

Pathetic doesn’t even begin to describe you.

But I’ll go ahead and be generous.

You are pathetic.

*I don’t care which side either you two are on, knock it off. This is a game and I know you two are friends and even if you two are mafia don’t fuck up the thread with this shit. It’s already been an apathetic thread and this doesn’t help the game at all.

Ne*