Welp, it’s nice to see that some normalcy has been reached after the roundabout table of silly discussion you guys had yesterday. Just as a footnote before moving forward, I’m going to write down those who I’m personally suspicious of:
Primary Suspects:
Bious: Sure are playing rather desperate at this point in time. You’d think you’d learn to play with a little more tact.
Great Cow Lord: You’re playing like a jackass, being inflammatory towards everyone with reckless abandon doesn’t help us in any way. Sure, it might get some people to crack but you’re being more disruptive than you are helpful. If you’re a civ, help us by giving us a little insight into why you chose your approach so we can get where you’re coming from.
Cyntalan: Fallen off the radar a tad, but I’m still not letting you off the hook for what you said concerning Sovi3t and Bious. Depending on the results of this lynch, you may or may not shoot up the list, but either way you’re staying.
Immaculate: There’s no way you would purposefully make such a dumb ass play if you were actually the Vig, get that bullshit outta here. Plus due to the nature of the Vig’s role in this game and how it can be manipulated by the mafia, there’d be absolutely zero reason to believe you anyway. Seriously, outside of role claiming dUC/UC in the early day phase later on in the game for gimmick purposes, roleclaiming anything else is straight up full retard levels of stupidity.
Distant Suspects:
Doofenshmirtz: That slip up you made during the time where we were debating lynching Sovi3t was something that I wouldn’t expect someone who has a few games under their belt to make. However, I’m willing to let this suspicion go down for now due to the fact that it could have just been a mistake on your part, depending on how today’s lynch goes.
Duckie: Now here I’m not “really” suspicious of you, but at the same time your pleas to get removed from the game should probably be granted soon, lest you be carried into endgame with little desire to compete.
Missing Person: Same as the above in the sense that there isn’t really a big suspicion for you yet, just that you’ve had an uncharacteristic absence as of late. You did say you’d be busy however, so it’s not really a big deal. Yet.
Since it seems the consensus among the majority is to not pursue the lynch Hecatom route, I’m not going to press on it any longer. You guys seem to have gone over the option enough with sikwidit in addition to me not wanting to trip us into a no lynch scenario. It’s time for us to hope that the remaining UC will be able to decipher the information he gets himself. With that being said…
Bious is GUILTY