Srk mafia game viii: phoenix wright - judge, jury, and executioner [ finished ]

[Immaculate]

Bious is Guilty

everyone needs to vote bious. vig you need to kill immaculate, however dont question yourself too much if he gets a last gasp because it is verypossible that mafia enacted sacrifice.

So I should kill myself this night phase? Don’t know if it works that way…

[Immaculate]

Probably was a bad idea role claiming so early. I had the pressure of my finals, and i haven’t gotten a lot of sleep these past few days. I got a little emotional. I’m not killing you tonight vynce lol

[Bious]

That’s right, keep that bandwagon rolling you fools. Two UC’s lost in two days, must be some Mafia record.

[RadicalFuzz]

That’s right, keep those insults rolling you fool.

[The_Chief]

Probably was a bad idea role claiming so early. I had the pressure of my finals, and i haven’t gotten a lot of sleep these past few days. I got a little emotional. I’m not killing you tonight vynce lol

Why would you have targeted Vynce anyway? Nothing he’s done to this point would make abyone suggest he’s Mafia. You’d really go against everything we’ve just stated and do your own thing?

This is screwing you as Mafia. No one would believe your last gasp even if you did get sacrificed as Vigi.

[Bious]

If you all believe Immaculate is the Vigi then you are more fucked than I realized.

[sikwidit]

Probably was a bad idea role claiming so early. I had the pressure of my finals, and i haven’t gotten a lot of sleep these past few days. I got a little emotional. I’m not killing you tonight vynce lol

Why would you have targeted Vynce anyway? Nothing he’s done to this point would make abyone suggest he’s Mafia. You’d really go against everything we’ve just stated and do your own thing?

This is screwing you as Mafia. No one would believe your last gasp even if you did get sacrificed as Vigi.

he wouldnt be sacrificed as vigi. he would be sacrificed and they would make it look like the vigi killed him, so he would have a last gasp as a normal civ presumably. however you are right that we would take the last gasp with a grain of salt.

[Bious]

Probably was a bad idea role claiming so early. I had the pressure of my finals, and i haven’t gotten a lot of sleep these past few days. I got a little emotional. I’m not killing you tonight vynce lol

Why would you have targeted Vynce anyway? Nothing he’s done to this point would make abyone suggest he’s Mafia. You’d really go against everything we’ve just stated and do your own thing?

This is screwing you as Mafia. No one would believe your last gasp even if you did get sacrificed as Vigi.

he wouldnt be sacrificed as vigi. he would be sacrificed and they would make it look like the vigi killed him, so he would have a last gasp as a normal civ presumably. however you are right that we would take the last gasp with a grain of salt.

Like you will with mine, right?
I know you are civ, but you are the Mafia MVP for how stupidly you’ve been playing.

[Hecatom]

3 hours until the deadline, where is noodlehead with the tallies?

[Bious]

In fact, SIKWIDIT IS GUILTY.

This dumbass will get you all killed endgame, trust me. Lynch his bitchass.

[RadicalFuzz]

trust me

lol

[sikwidit]

Probably was a bad idea role claiming so early. I had the pressure of my finals, and i haven’t gotten a lot of sleep these past few days. I got a little emotional. I’m not killing you tonight vynce lol

Why would you have targeted Vynce anyway? Nothing he’s done to this point would make abyone suggest he’s Mafia. You’d really go against everything we’ve just stated and do your own thing?

This is screwing you as Mafia. No one would believe your last gasp even if you did get sacrificed as Vigi.

he wouldnt be sacrificed as vigi. he would be sacrificed and they would make it look like the vigi killed him, so he would have a last gasp as a normal civ presumably. however you are right that we would take the last gasp with a grain of salt.

Like you will with mine, right?
I know you are civ, but you are the Mafia MVP for how stupidly you’ve been playing.

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Dont you remember? You wont be getting a last gasp silly.

3 hours until the deadline, where is noodlehead with the tallies?

I dont know but he needs to post them. You are changing your vote correct?
@Cyntalan
you also need to change your vote.

[sikwidit]

In fact, SIKWIDIT IS GUILTY.

This dumbass will get you all killed endgame, trust me. Lynch his bitchass.

[Hecatom]

Probably was a bad idea role claiming so early. I had the pressure of my finals, and i haven’t gotten a lot of sleep these past few days. I got a little emotional. I’m not killing you tonight vynce lol

Why would you have targeted Vynce anyway? Nothing he’s done to this point would make abyone suggest he’s Mafia. You’d really go against everything we’ve just stated and do your own thing?

This is screwing you as Mafia. No one would believe your last gasp even if you did get sacrificed as Vigi.

he wouldnt be sacrificed as vigi. he would be sacrificed and they would make it look like the vigi killed him, so he would have a last gasp as a normal civ presumably. however you are right that we would take the last gasp with a grain of salt.

Like you will with mine, right?
I know you are civ, but you are the Mafia MVP for how stupidly you’ve been playing.

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/Gyakutenprosecutor/1y-edgeworth-tskc.gif

Dont you remember? You wont be getting a last gasp silly.

3 hours until the deadline, where is noodlehead with the tallies?

I dont know but he needs to post them. You are changing your vote correct?
@Cyntalan
you also need to change your vote.

Of course, but i want to see 1st how is the vote count going, btw, i still feel that cyntalan is mafia

[The_Co-Jones]

I don’t know who to vote for, I’m thinking that placing my vote for Bious is a good idea, but then Hecatom is still suspicious like Bious, but the lynchwagon seems to be starting up hard.

@NoodleHead What’s the lynch tally?

I’ll be placing my vote for Hecatom in the meantime, until the lynch tally comes. If it looks like a tie, I’ll switch up my vote unless most people are already voting Bious.

Hecatom is Guilty!

[sikwidit]

I don’t know who to vote for, I’m thinking that placing my vote for Bious is a good idea, but then Hecatom is still suspicious like Bious, but the lynchwagon seems to be starting up hard.

@NoodleHead What’s the lynch tally?

I’ll be placing my vote for Hecatom in the meantime, until the lynch tally comes. If it looks like a tie, I’ll switch up my vote unless most people are already voting Bious.

Hecatom is Guilty!

You will need to change that vote buddy boy, I never said Hecatom was off the plate but remember that it is still possible to lynch him for the greater good next day phase.

[sikwidit]

You guys need to realize that with some new revelations that we now have a chance to take out two Mafia members.
I dont think anyone believes that immaculate is the actual Vig so if he is mafia, taking bious out today and immaculate out tonight will make lynching hecatom tomorrow to find out what he is not hurt so much.

If Immaculate is the vig or a reg civ then he made a very bad play.

[Cyntalan]

I dont know but he needs to post them. You are changing your vote correct?
@Cyntalan
you also need to change your vote.

I’m a little confused. I mean, I’ll change it, but I still don’t see why it’s worth the effort when we can take care of him tomorrow or let the vigi take care of him tonight while letting our UC know his role.

Regardless, unlynch: Hecatom
Bious is GUILTY

[NoodleHead]

Combo_Knight’s Last Gasp

(( I apologize if this was late, I didn’t know I died until about 11:30 pm yesterday wasn’t too sure if I could ask for time so I just threw together all processed thoughts jumbled up in my head all at once))

Journal entry

Day 1 – 6:00AM

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Few people ran through town today… Claimed Beta had been killed by foul play, claimed it was the corrupt….I guess they meant it when they said dues would be paid one way or another, Pretty good time for me to openly say “fuck you” to them ,eh? I noticed some late arrivals there…specifically crotchpuncha…he huddled with some other shady folk that filled him in on what had happened, he seemed more than happy enough to toss someone off the cliff without really understanding the severity of the situation seems a little guided. Well, I’ll follow my standard of feeling my way through this case.

Day 1:

4:00PM

The townsfolk had finished trial today. Puncha himself fell into the pit which we noticed after some time of arguing….The killing joke is that in their hastiness, they threw some poor old bat into a bottomless pit. Zeus, this town is crazy, she barely had time to explain herself, her last words talked about Bious so I guess that’s a good place to start, maybe she had some unpleasant dealings with them elsewhere…who knows for sure? She’s dead now and Bious won’t make a peep for some time to keep the heat off him.

I got into my home today, the place was ransacked….clothes everywhere, playboys missing, but the worst of all was my missing Hand cannon stolen from my hiding spot…took the damn thing and the remaining rounds I had in it. If it’s the mafia that’s a bit of a problem, but if a civilian is willing to take the law into their own hands, we may have a BIGGER issue on our hands. Looked at my old photos as a detective, reminds me of that my best days are behind me now.

Day 1

6:00 PM

More finger pointing less direction, cracked some jokes to ease out the council. I got a bit excited about my hunch on puncha and Vynce singled me out. He’s unusually shrewd , maybe he’s the punk who turned my house upside down and stole my gun. Let’s just hope his vigilante hijinks doesn’t put the innocent in a body bag. Or better yet let’s hope he isn’t the man with a gun.
Talk was there is a medic around that’s gonna be patrollin’ round town at night like some savior, or whatever. I misspoke reassuring Chief he’d make it through the night, and everyone took that as me claiming the role. This may not be a bad thing at all, I mean I may not be entrusted with any of the real work, but I can keep the eyes off of the real medic, It’s a bit risky, but it could land me enough time to figure some things out. My senility isn’t too bad that I can’t shake a few answers out of people.

Night 1

12:00 AM

Wanted to call up some jury members but my phone line is dead, No one is bothering to force the entire town to show up to these meetings we keep breaking into at all times of the day. Started setting up traps near the house, if anyone’s breaking in to get me tonight they are in for some trouble. I didn’t like the way people are ignoring BullDancer that guy seems to just be a bit too ready to send someone to pasture. He was also one of the old woman’s suspects listed in her last words. Man this shit is fucked maybe I should just pack my bags and head outta here. All this talk about kaz keeping tabs with crotchpuncha is really getting everyone confused, that code junky willy is keeping a tally of how many times we align ourselves in these discussions…
You know back in my day we used our gut instincts, we picked those sons of bitches that were keeping themselves under wraps and we shoke every last word out of them from their ankles. What did I do with that list of people?

-SSRagna
DaRabidDuckie
GodotsRevenge
Bulldancer
KillaFox
MissingPerson
Hecatom

All these fuckers need to get pressed, I’ll bring it up next time…thinking about it lemme break this shit down…

All these people showed up to put a person to death, none had anything to say to get us there just offed the first person with enough votes previously. That number junkie’s toy doesn’t lie, something aint right about them, maybe something aint right about me, this tequila is all gone and I’m documenting my thoughts on some criminal tales like I was a regular “Tom Clancy” or something.

Another thing of note was Godot telling everyone the story behind this Syrene pin I wear , and how her luck base is pretty decent. While the notion of the luck growth isn’t all too true, maybe this was a message from the mafia that they are sparing me tonight. As I’ve only seen Godot speak up once or twice in the whole thread fishy right? the main thing he wanted to point out was me being lucky maybe I’m only lucky because the corrupt want me to be?

The chief on the other hand may be one of the real roles around here. He’s been pretty genuine, for someone “new” He sure has seen a shift in character, talk about your dynamics, he’s just a natural Conan now.

Day 2:

7:00 AM

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Icege’s brains were being feasted on by some bugs this morning, great thing to see with my brew and hash browns , didn’t sleep so well this morning. Had nightmares of Vynce stabbing me in the gut after dark….

Bulldancer started this “lynch Bious” movement and got some takers mainly sovi3t, but then out of nowhere bious just shifts this argument into third gear and put Sovi3t to the board. Everyone seems to comply but I don’t like this at all. AT ALL, they are gonna fuck this whole thing up, Sovi3t went all in from the start claimed himself a valuable asset, and right now is literally saying I have data do not kill. And no ones buying it, he could be the REAL medic…Bious was nowhere to be found after everyone gathered to take shots at sovi3t…and who lined up to take him out?

GodotsRevenge did. He claimed this opportunity was “too good to pass up”. I had to take a break from it all when sickwidit put the nails in the coffin for sovi3t….

Intermission again:

Bios is going in too hard on sovi3t

Sickwidit is pretty much kaz’s attourney at this point, Willy too. Man this is starting to get too much for an old man at one time. It’s like they are actively stalling for this man to keep out of trouble

Day 2

2:00 PM

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That bastard sovi3t claimed me one of the corrupt! Oh this is not good at all, he said that he could almost guarantee I was mafia, Banking off Bulldancer I guess…well it doesn’t matter if I try to defend myself now, he’s dead. His final words are what’s gonna get me killed. Of course I’m not mafia, the corrupt know that as well as I do, and they’ll kill me to discredit s0vi3t’s data… The officials say I’m a suspect and I’m not allowed to leave the town, I might as well tie the tag around my big toe now.

Bios is looking worse for wear ,and so is Sick

But this is what I do know and what I want to understand,

Killa fox showed up to deliver sentences and that’s all. Cynthan suddenly starts showing up after all this last gasp theory, just like with icege.

Why was Pimp willy so certain I wasn’t mafia? And that sovi3t was completely wrong? Everyone seemed to doubt the Idea I was the real medic. Vynce sure seemed to think so, I caught him glaring at me out of the corner of those bloodletting eyes of his, you’d think he was undergoing some ritualistic snake practice. He’ll lynch me if the mafia doesn’t kill me first…

Sikwidit it has been sounded shady all the way. I think he’s the loudest person I’ve heard yellin’ “ SACRIFICE” all day. I thought the point of this was to defend each other, he seems likes he’s ready to chop us up and sell us off in the ground beef, hm… I wonder if he’s a pig farmer he has this affinity for Butchering people.

night 2

Sunset

Woke up immediately out of my sleep, it sounded like two dogs howling but…then there was odd, moaning and…I could have sworn the names “Kaz” and “Highlulu” got thrown around somewhere, so I shot out of bed and decided it was time to lift weights, break mountains, with my Zeus born fists and run a triathlon. Gotta get rid of those strange vibes.

But something is telling me it’s a bad idea to go outside, as if there is more to this case I’m not leaving at the table.

well here it goes…

Vynce leads me to believe he’s the vigilante, Vynce if you are the vigilante, Please kill Sikwidit before he causes you all to slaughter your community. Should I not make it through the night, the mafia is killing me to discredit bSovi3t., something about him is on point.

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I’m sure Bulldancer will fuck up but don’t kill him until you get rid of sick only then can you make level headed decisions. Godot is a worry I see him as mafia. I see Killafox as mafia as well Hecatom’s guilt will blow over if you don’t act. And Pimp Willy is still suspect for that kaz defense. Vynce if not vigi, is Mafia: highly dangerous. I think that covers all fields be it the inactive or the disgustingly shady. Take this all as you will, It’s what I FEEL. And that’s what I stick to in these situations. I’m gonna go for look for some clues and mull all this stuff over with a damn good swim.

[Pimp_Willy]

Look, you guys seem to want Bious gone. I get that, I also get this may be a huge clusterfuck and we may be shooting ourselves in the foot. As unlikely as it is Bious is telling the truth, we didn’t believe SoVi3t either. Why not let the UC check Bious (the real UC, if Bious is lying) and everyone just ignore everything he has to say until we find out the truth later? Hell if there is another UC period, Bious is lying and don’t even waste an investigation on him. Then we can lynch him for sure later. (Yes, he may be sacrificed as UC, we ignore it until we can be sure there isn’t another UC).

That being said, it’s too late for me to argue a point like this, unfortunately friday nights and weekends are not times I can dedicate a lot of time to the game, so with that being said we basically have to lynch somebody at this point, and I’m not gonna be responsible for going against the grain this time

Bious is GUILTY

I love how we get to ignore some of the people who were called out, specifically my callout of Exodus, who didn’t even bother to make a post at all, trying to hide while the rest of the names get called out. And everybodies suspicious list seems to have a person missing on it. What’s up with that?