These votes must be submitted by 12:00 PM PST on monday, noon. At that point if there is STILL a tie, I get to make the deciding vote. At that point the roster will be locked, and the game will start the following monday, giving a week for everyone to make sure their account is ready to go on JesusToastMafia.com
And I’d like to give a special shoutout to @AlphaCommando and @RadicalFuzz for their votes in this issue, and look forward to making sure they get beat with socks full of pennies our utmost respect going forward
My fellow GD posters. My opponent, has just attempted to sell you a crock of lies. Let’s start from the beginning shall we.
Jason promises you wealth and health. But that’s all it is. A promise, and an empty one at that. He has not said how he will go about fulfilling such a promise, just that he would do it. Why? To earn you vote by whispering sweet nothings into your ear.
Within this sentence lies even more contradictions. I do believe in the democratic process. Believe me I do. But it’s the politicians themselves I dont believe in. People like Jason. He wants to make it into the Allstar game just for the prestige. I, on the otherhand, have made an effort to even play in all of the LiveMafia games so far, furthering my knowledge of our other players, many of whom are in the allstar lineup no less. I swear on my whip that my reads have gotten much better as well and will be indispensable to civs provided that I am one, and my ability to tell a boldfaced lie will be of use to my mafia brethren provided I get such a role. Who knew that Alpha was mafia on the first day and pushed the lynch? I did. Who knew that Augustus was putting on a show because he was mafia? I did. Giving me the opportunity to play amongst you will allow me to grow with you and serve you all better as a fellow forum game player.
And as for my understanding of the rules, while I admit there was a blunder before the last game, otherwise my understanding of the rules are exceptional. How else do you think I helped establish Aidebit’s role as Gumshoe, and debunk the possibility of The Chief being a UC kill last game? Because I understood the rules and fine print. Besides, everybody has a slip up every now and again. We’re only human. Except for Martian that is. He is an illegal alien and should be taken out of the running.
I also have some proof that would destroy Jason’s credibility as an American. I would have you know that he has ties to Al Qaeda. I intercepted his communications made through SRK itself.
Shocking to see if I say so myself.
Remember, a vote for JasonC is a vote for terrorism.
I was actually going to vote for BK to make it in because I remembered him being mad that he just barely missed the top 10 in the leaderboard. Then I seen he made it in because of people opting out so I didnt know who to vote for lol. All the people I liked playing with are already in so I couldnt really think of who to vote for.
Besides, I didnt want to give a vote to somebody and accidentally give them a nudge to a win, when I mightve won if they didnt have the extra vote. Imagine if Bush voted for Kerry, and Kerry won the election off of that vote. Bush woulda been mad as fuck. Same situation.
Dude I locked my vote on Augustus like 5 minutes in to that day phase. I told SAD why I thought so but it didnt really sell him and I couldnt really think of how to drive it home, but I was also very paranoid that I was making a wrong call on the off chance that Augustus actually wasnt being fishy. I left room open for argument just in case, but I did place my vote early on. The rest of it was Forge waiting for Aug to do something.
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I’m not being as serious about this as I may seem. Gotta play it up a bit in response to Jason making it sound like a political running. Just having fun with it
You bring up a good point here. Yes, I do have nukes. And I promise to use those nukes and make it rain on my enemies with the tenacity and ferociousness that they deserve. If I get elected - Naruto or Madara will die by the end of Night 2 - that’s a promise!