1021

lol WHAT? Mexican drug runners use dudes to run across continents with drugs, barefoot. People run marathons all the time.

1022

:wtf:

E&L originally depicted the guy as a native Japanese man. That Utrom shit, as far as I can tell, came from the 2003 series. At best, you can claim it was a (bad) retcon.

1023

Bro, that’s a fact. Nobody can dispute that.

1024

Issue 1 of original comic series Shredder was Oroku Saki and killed Splinter’s master.

1025

I’m pretty damn sure he was…it’s been a while. but i’m pretty sure he was. There was tons of space travel shit in those comic books.

Edit: Well I looked it up and i guess i’m remembering his resurected worm form instead of the Utrom thing and gettin em confused or something. I swore. Oh well. I guess I was wrong. Killer Worm clones not much different tho in the grand scheme.

1026

Thought it was the other way around (sorta). Yoshi killed Saki’s brother, then fled. Saki eventually tracked him down in New York.

1027

^ You’re right Hamato Yoshi (Splinter’s Owner) killed Okoru Nagi (Shredder’s brother) after Nagi killed Yoshi’s girl because he couldn’t get her. Then Saki (Shredder) followed Yoshi to NYC then killed him, then Leo stabbed Shredder and Don knocked him in the face and off the rooftop.
End Issue 1. (I needed the book open.)

Hey…Spoilers for a 28 year old comic book

1028

I lived in the city the TMNT were created in for 5 years. Went to HS there, too.

I’ve heard people weren’t designed to run. Shin splints and other stuff I can’t remember support the idea.

I’m thinking about trying to trade my 20th Ann. Optimus Prime for another 360/PS3.

1029

Hell yeah women’s tennis is on now… ESPN2… “BARTOLI!” vs. Azarenka… it’s odd that though “BARTOLI!” is a pro tennis player (and #7 in the world, apparently), she actually has a bit of a gut…nothing major, but it’s noticeable. Whatever, it’s not like I’d turn her down, of course. “Vica” looks surprisingly good today with some little blue shorts on. (*which is most unfortunate… I’m against the idea of women wearing regular shorts in this sport… it’s nowhere near as sexy as traditional tennis skirts.)

1030

My woman plays tennis. :tup:

1031

Ralf is my favorite turtle because he cuts loose but I am man enough to admit his flaws. Don is a boss because not only is he smart, he beasts with a bo staff.

1032

I am all about Bartoli now, I think she has the gut as added insulation so her core doesn’t overheat during DEM BACKHANDS

also obviously

1033

Michael Bay putting shit in the water to make us believe that

In the grand scheme of things it just makes you wrong. But hey, making mistakes is a part of being young, and a noob.

Also all you nerds are gonna say Ralph and Don are the best because you are all a bunch of hi-tech keyboard warriors looking to pick fights online.

Say I am wrong, I dare you!!!

1034

I am wrong, I dare you!!!

1035

Somewhere on the internet a 12 year old is chuckling to himself at what he perceives to be the pinnacle of humor.

1036

Haha well I did say i was wrong.

1037

So did Splinter ever do anything epic in the comics?

1038

Haha well I did say i was wrong.

1039

In the new series he was a lab rat where they made him human smart before he came in contact with the ooze that changed everybody then he fought off some foot ninjas and bit a cat’s eye out while still rat sized.

Original series he beat the shit out of some MOUSERS before being knocked out and found by the TCRI aliens (Krang’s people).

Also, he raised the turtles.

1040

She feeds her kid like a bird… and what the hell kind of name is “BEAR BLU”?! I guess it’s a rule that if you’re a celeb (or someone that was once a celeb many years ago and now hanging on to whatever small remnants of fame remain, as she is), your child has to have a strange name. Haha, Bear Blu sounds like either a children’s fairy-tale character, or a character in porn movies.