[LEFT]That cannot be legal. [/LEFT]
Some dude tried to one up me the other day. I told him I know a ninja. Yes I was talking about you. And yes I won. :lol:
Got’em, coach. :tup:
I have been laughing at this for the last 5 minutes. :lol:
Check out any post of his in the Vampire Diaries/DeGrassi/etc. thread.
Word on the street is you don’t know much about Ninja Warrior. They have regional tryouts and the contestants who do the best are Parkour practitioners. Levi, Frosty, and anyone from the Colorado crew would blow you the fuck up…
went to the new Japanese restraunt tonight, Tore up some general tso’s, and I feel like I ate a fat chick, ankles and all. Now I’m feeling it. Food was all that though. I will go again. :tup:
…Damn. Feel like I’m 4 months preggy.
-Starhammer-
Lol, why the fuck would you get general tsao’s chicken at a Japanese restaurant.
Isn’t that a Chinese dish?
Gotta get some ton katsu and gyoza son. Or at least some fucking eel.
Speaking of football gifs
That’s why refs tell the players to stay the hell off of the sidelines.
I always thought WTF-AKUMA-HAX was Hakero post-ESL lessons.
I always thought he was breakfast sausage.
Like, the sane part that broke away after the Mixah account was killed.
Blue ball comes slowly.
So I was wondering:
I f Keira Knightley got a boob job, would she need skin grafts, first?
I mean, it has to come from somewhere, and she lacks the surface area necessary otherwise…
Blue ball comes slowly.
How big are we talking?
Go crazy. A++
Blue ball comes slowly.
Why would Keira need a boob job? She’s fine. She’s not Sarah Silverman but she’s all right as she is.
To compensate for the lack of hips, ass, and legs.
Duh.
As much of a face and neck man as I am, nevertheless I fully believe women need a trifle more substance that the inverse of what Black Jesus genuinely likes/Soviet settles for.
Blue ball comes slowly.
lol, just have Black Jesus feed her for 2 days.
He said she needs a boob job, not that she needs to look like Rosie O’Donnell.