I can’t even think of a gayer film to admit to watching as a man other than brokeback mountain.
Even if you watched it with a woman.
Whom you had sex with.
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the only way to no homo yourself after watching brokeback IS to have sex with a woman… That goes for women too.
-Starhammer-
Azure
October 13, 2012, 10:12pm
743
Spike dies.
Fuu’s dad dies too.
Kenshin gets leprosy and dies.
Inuyashi is immortal, but never gets laid, despite his being a demon-god perpetually traveling with teenage ass.
Shinji lives.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Azure
October 13, 2012, 10:16pm
744
Didn’t work for Heath.
He even went to far as to marry his female costar to beat it.
I hold that movie directly responsible for his decision to fuck an Olsen twin, and ergo his death.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Doesn’t work anymore.
RSG3 got banned over it.
Blue ball comes slowly.
the fuck are you talking about
Joshkaz
October 13, 2012, 10:20pm
746
Brokeback mountain is a great movie.
So…
Truth is, she probably doesn’t deserve it. Hoarders comes on at 10, and the only difference between her and the people on that show is that I see her around 6. She’s blown 26k of a 30k inheritance I’ve gotten over the years paying bills she probably could have paid herself if she wasn’t fooling around at rummage sales, goodwills and auctions. I wasn’t working during those years (just going to school), but there’s still no good excuse for most of the stuff she buys. I’m doing cleaning work on the house right now trying to get it decent. There’s a lot of stuff I’ve gone through with that I won’t mention here just to save you time. Point being, if I help my mom out with the bills, I’m 99% sure the extra money she has left over would just go to more of the bullshit clogging this house. I work 8 hours a day, and get pissed at the mere thought of that hard earned money going towards giving me more work.
However, my granddad knows about all this stuff, and he says I should still kick in. I’ve lived with her 20+ years, and she’s a good person other than being retarded with money. She’s fed me, so there’s that too. She’s still a good mom. I just despise this aspect of her. We’ve had arguments over this stuff, so I doubt I can talk her into any kind of therapy.
Anyway, if I’m going to kick in on half the utilities, I want to know if there are any sites you guys know of that help with budgeting. With this new 400+ bucks coming out of my pocket aside from other bills, I need to manage my cash better.
Also, have any of you dealt with a hoarder you couldn’t talk into therapy? What’d you do about it?
Try mint.com or yodlee.com (I prefer the latter, but the former has better support) for somewhat automated setup.
MP lecturing us on what movies are gay even though he “made up” a story about getting his asshole resized by a ladyboy and EVERYBODY figured it was the sort of thing that would happen to him.
Also, first nudity in MM is some chick’s ass and Olivia Munn’s tits.
Azure
October 13, 2012, 10:36pm
749
MP lecturing us on what movies are gay even though he “made up” a story about getting his asshole resized by a ladyboy and EVERYBODY figured it was the sort of thing that would happen to him.
Also, first nudity in MM is some chick’s ass and Olivia Munn’s tits.
I have already seen Munn’s tittays, as well as her coochie.
Tell me why on earth I ought to willingly subject myself to Channing Tatum’s “acting” just for a peek at some random chick’s ass.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Azure
October 13, 2012, 10:41pm
750
Anne Hathaway’s tits were the highlight of that movie.
Gay Gurglinballs getting beaten to death didn’t even top them.
Although to be fair, a lot of the hate crime was left implied.
Hate crime, schmate crime.
The only real hate crime in that movie is the casting of Jake Gyllenhaal.
Blue ball comes slowly.
SoVi3t
October 13, 2012, 10:42pm
751
Well X-men wasn’t as bad, but Spidey ended right in the middle of the whole Madame Webb arc. That shit was upseting.
I think we should hold off doing a Transylvania-style mob assault on CN until they reboot The Tick and then cancel it after one season.
Didn’t work for Heath.
He even went to far as to marry his female costar to beat it.
I hold that movie directly responsible for his decision to fuck an Olsen twin, and ergo his death.
Blue ball comes slowly.
Damn. Forgot about that. I guess blue balls kills slowly too.
-Starhammer-
It’s been a while since I’ve posted in here. My wife finds out whether we have a boy/girl in about two weeks. I’d rather have a girl, but a son is cool I guess. If she looks anything like Amerie/Crystal Kay… bonus points!
SoVi3t
October 13, 2012, 11:33pm
755
I thought the end was him basically getting setup against Dormammu or some shit, and MJ was cloned and in one of those portal dimensions. It’s been awhile since I ever watched it though, so you’re probably right
Congrats and LTNS. when is the little one due?
-Starhammer-
Due on March 17th. St patricks day baby…
wtf…youre married now son?? Wow…thats crazy
and youre having a kid? Dudes are getting old…
Let us know how you get yelled at by the wife cause you’re too busy with dat Starcraft to feed the kid at 3am.
Congrats, tho.
mIRC
October 14, 2012, 12:17am
760
All this fake ass anger over a possibility of Darkstalkers 4. Worst case scenario is that the new title is bad and anyone who is playing Darkstalkers is playing a terrible version of the game. Which is exactly where we are now anyway.
