SRK Lounge Welcomes Your Shenanigans

It has like Phone screen tourette’s now. It will like flicker and get all weird.

I like the flip phone, mainly because no one is going to steal it from me and I can drop it.

I want to see her izuna drop super, that sounds dope.

I have an old school phone. Fuck smart phones. I don’t want to be that accessible. I check my email when I want to. Not when you demand I do so.
If my mom wasn’t sending me $8 a month to have texting, I wouldn’t even have that shit, but she likes to text me… I don’t have much say in that one.

The only thing, I do sorta wish I had access to Words with Friends. I enjoy Scrabble a lot. Might get that Kindle Fire.

What is this?

QCB+throw=Izuna Drop.
-Think Hanzo’s Musou Otoshi from Samurai Shodown. She wraps you up in a bodybag and then drives you down headfirst.
-Causes bounce
-I was able to run and do the move for more range.

QCB+PP=Super Izuna drop
-Costs three bars
-Blockable
-Projectile invincible
-Partially cinematic super
-She does the same animation as the regular Izuna drop but slams you on an operating table with curtains surrounding both characters. You will then see a closeup of Valentine’s face from the opponent’s perspective. The lights go out and her face turns into a skull. You then see match normally and all the curtains are covered in blood.
The operation was a success!

Stupid baby game with stupid baby moves made by stupid baby fobs.

Sigh. Some kid stole all my consoles, and every time I try to get them back i get yelled at by my dad. So sad ;-;

Stop fronting you look fruity as fuck with any phone. You just a fruity ass mother fucker period.

What? How old are you? Do you know who stole them? If you do, break some knee caps if you need to.

the consoles are still in my house, but I cant touch the consoles I bought.
And im 18.

I just finished dropping off a body to the morgue. Does that make me The Undertaker?

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying in his best Undertaker voice:

That’s my yard.

That’s why you get one of these.

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/TrGyr.jpg

WHOA

If they make a version of that with Bluetooth, I will be forced to buy it so that I can take calls comfortably whenever ckrazy’s mom calls me.

Yeah, it’s quite hard to visualize but from the description it sounds pretty cool. So far every character except Filia interests me.

Yeah I wasn’t Interested in fillia at all until i player her during my visit. She’s really fun to use but I didn’t like her before I actually used her.

She’s probably checking up on you after seeing you taking 2 dicks at the same time. Two white ones in fact, most likely VS and Lothar’s dick. But hey that’s just my assumption.

Uh…why can’t you touch the consoles you bought? That doesn’t make any sense…

Anyway, it’s time for me to buy a car. Problem is I know just about nothing regarding cars. I do like the look of the Mazda 6 though.

Unno. Every time I try to take one I get told “Don’t be greedy” and then shooed out.

No - what game?

Skullgirls bro.