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I’m more excited about Torchlight 2 than I am diablo 3.

I definitely will be. I’ll be injecting myself with insulin while screaming “BOOM, HEADSHOT!” at my 100" LED TV playing Doom 7 online on my custom built Tower PC with 30 video cards and a million GB’s of ram.

Hey, I played this guy in UMvC3 before. I had a set with him near release of the game. Owned him, free. Then a couple days ago, I get paired up with him, he wins the match, then leaves right away. The game puts us in another 1v1 lobby, I hit ready, dude leaves again instantly. I guess the memories of our set from a long time ago came back, and he didn’t want it to end up 10-1 in my favor or something.

First to 5 or 10 me, ONLINE MAHVEL IS SERIOUS. We can even get SWbeta in the lobby to stream it.

Here here, my good man.

Eh? Sovi3t’s sister is like a 6 imo…

Would if drunk… no offense dude… maybe I have a different definition of the word hot… whatever…

What page is that damn picture on? I want to be a part of this discussion.

Thats his sister? Hmm i would say 6.5 and would get it straight up. nothing exciting but not blah either. No offense of course.

Pg. 16 iirc…

Shaft stays getting owned by swarthy mexicans named Markman… so much hatred…

This nigga is denouncing madcatz over this one man…

lol the fuck go down between Calfs and Markman?

How many people in here actually know that story, Val?

It bears repeating, even though I’m sure Soviet was in the thread where you last regaled us.

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That story always bears repeating.

I forgot because it was such a while ago, but Markman was acting like a mark and Markmans trademark “markness” got passed down to Calf Agent, making him now a “mark”…

Calf thought he came out looking/feeling like the better man, but who is on top now…

The whole dispute been deleted from these forums when they got purged if I recall correctly…

The lead singer of My Chemical Romance looks a lot like one of my friends.

I don’t think I’ve ever even heard one of their songs, but I know what their singer looks like.

He’s a pink-haired guy who hangs out with Grant Morrison.

Of course Stuart tells it better than I do.
The general story is Stu’s friend crossed him somehow (That’s the part I don’t remember) so Stu, who had banged his friend’s sister a few times before, decided to film it this time. The best part about it is the girl and his friend’s mom walked in on them doing it doggy style and all she said was “Don’t let (friend’s name) find out”. And Stu being Stu, he took that video tape and sent it to the guy.
It’s a lovely story.

Bears.

Bears repeating.

Whenever anything bears repeating, think of Hokuto No Ken, AKA Ken, The Great BEAR Fist, and rejoice in the godlike correlation in spelling.

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He should have made a backup copy, THEN mailed it.

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You are already corrected.

crunch

splurt

BOOM

CLU 2 MAGNIFICENT WRITING MECHANICS FIST OF DEATH FLOWER PETALS

You’ve been on an Okami binge again, haven’t you?

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Where is Stu these days? I haven’t talked to him in some time.

Stu got his ass Banned for shitting on new fighting games on the front page.

Soviet’s sister is like a 7/10

Would prolly smash…