SRK Lounge Welcomes Your Shenanigans

Yes, because join dates have everything to do with me liking RE5 over RE4.

I dont really have pics of my ex. I completely forgot about the sister pics, I’ll throw them up when I remember :stuck_out_tongue: I am also fairly certain we’re still waiting for a certain other blacktastic member to post his sister pics.

Yeah, she definitely reverted to some form of child form. Every question I asked just got I dunno’d or answered with another question. I just ended up going downstairs with a half blown dick and smoked a few bowls while she came down and did the walk of shame out my front door. WTF, I shaved my balls for nothing.

Hell yes, and I am proud to be a beat addict.

Male, 18, from Roseville, Michigan

you probably didn’t exist when we were playing resident evil games

just saying bruh. your version of “resident evil” is just another gears of gays and call of DooDoo#344523423.

I like how that doesn’t answer the question at all. Sometimes I wonder if you’re just the world’s most advanced gif posting bot.

tell the rest of these virgins that

My whole office is laughing our asses off after reading that.

It’s that time! Maria THE LEGS™ Sharapova vs. Victoria Azarenka on ESPN2 right now! HELL YES.

million faps to…tennis??

wish I was half as excited about…legs. I need hardcore pron. dick in white girl’s asses! even then I dont even feel like rubbing one out.

I only have seen tennis once. I woke up, turned on my TV, and Wimbledon was on. And all I saw was some naked chick streak across the screen.

so yes, I suppose I have fapped to tennis too.

Fapping to women’s Tennis is easy, since they make sexy ass grunts and noises like a gang just ran a train on them each time a ball is hit. That and if you are into sweat and tight asses and stuff it gets progressively easier. Only boner killer is the twinsies for me.

yeah, sometimes i wonder the opposite- what if i wasn’t excited about legs? what if i was as lame as the average SRKer? i’d probably be like a stream monster when a girl walks in the background of the shot

maxed out the stupid calf shrug machine

these calves they CRAVE MORE WEIGHT

Real men use Smith calf shrug machines.

And roll dollars on them.

Man up, and start dropping some plates on there.

i didnt go to the gym for like a month so my calves are pretty mad at me right now

there should be a calf centric gym

Martina Hingis has appeared for the presentation of the trophy/winner…and she is looking GOOOOD with that short skirt. Her face looks better than normal as well… that was always her weak point… I could understand if some would consider her the classic example of a “butterface”.

Ah, and the rankings have changed as a result of this tourney… Wozniacki slipped down to 4th in the world… I wasn’t sure why she was still #1 all this time.

I swear to God Million never reads a damn post in here, all we did last page was talking about how people were acting like him, and here he comes going “OMFG GUYZ! Dere’s dis bitch on TV who I have odd fantasies about, FAPFAPFAPPITY TOWN TIME!”

Like seriously, every time I see Million post it very rarely concerns jack shit about what we are all doing, it’s like he developed a Sub-lounge exclusively for himself.

Calf raises, seated calf raises, seated calf rows, locking your legs out/nearly locking your legs out at the end of your leg press sets, and doing reverse calf raises… that stairmaster - what the fuck else you need, Evah D?

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i quite enjoy that aspect, it can turn the tide on a butt conversation, though not a conversation about butts

I NEED MORE

my life has been a longass journey of calfwork and discovery its like two ryus hangin out behind my shins

I’m pretty sure Lounge is more ass lovers than calf lovers. Hell, Lounge has subconsciously given me a love for DAT ASS myself, booty has been added to the repertoire so to speak on a more regular basis.

But then again some of you cats were arguing about how eyebrows on a hot big titty chick is a turn off so who fucking knows.

YOU WILL NEVER AROUSE ME, BOEL! NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY!

:coffee:

edit: shut up, AYO?!.

I’m pretty sure if I looked hard enough I could find a boelpic with a calf shot, you really wanna tell me to shut up lol.