i’m always fubar’d by fat chicks with small tits. I mean, one of the only major selling points of fatties is their giant chest gremlins. I once saw a flat fat chick topless, and I couldn’t help but wonder how many dildo’s she was forced to buy, and give names to, in order to understand sex
also, what he said ^^^^^^
Lemme dig into my busted ass phone and see what pics I can dig up since they’re mostly of tits anyhow…is that alright?
boob pics aare always alright, worst case scenario they are just interesting to look at while you try to figure out wtf is going on.
Get your ass over to jamaica, you calf-loving, ganja-blazing rastafarian! We don’t speak that shit in USA.
K-Star Seen?
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I was referring to the pink haired Shamu wannabe in boel’s ava, actually.
I know what you love, mang - fat, white, sleazy, easy breezy.
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(Has Youtube been acting up for anyone else today?)
Hmmm…I don’t know why I’m surprised when I find out that a person from high school is still in the area. I guess it’s just because I hate this place and it’s weird to find out people who I barely talked to are still around, despite the fact that it’s default option for some people.
Not even sure where the hell I could move in this shitty country anyway…
[media=youtube]5Ls5j2J8RGY&feature=related[/media] Not as good as you say, but still rather entertaining I suppose, if only because of Raiden being late like always and Jade dying like always. I guess some things never change, like MK being the Michael Bay of fighting games and knowing nothing about moderation; Sindel’s breasts still look ridiculous.
Even having read what you linked to, it is bad that given what you specifically quoted, I can’t tell whether that “…yeah” is sarcastic or not.
not sarcastic, more like world-weary
Playing fighting games for story :rolleyes:
Beef bourguignon is so easy to make thanks Anthony Bourdain:tup:
sorry game police i guess you should dictate how we consume everyone’s preferred medium you cant rolleyes the truth
this thing so beat to death i almost feel bad posting
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not gonna lie, first thing I thought when I played that was “damn I wish other fighters did this”. I played single player for like 2-3 days with that game, before even thinking of MP. SOOOOO pissed I left it at my buddies house 
my buddy reminded me that they did something similar with MK vs DC. I tried to drink the memories of that game away, but I do recall the story was at least playable there too.
MvC3 needed more options, period. MK basically tried to make the Halo of fighting games. TONS of options, whether it be single player, or multiplayer. Gimme 1v1 and 2v2 and a GOOD story mode in MvC3, and I would shit myself with glee. As it is, we get a prequel comic, some videos, and a story released by Capcom. Oh and endings that are generally random and have little to do with the “story”.
MK9’s story hooked me, not gonna lie. You knew what would happen, but they honestly found a way to keep you on your toes.
and obviously I lol’d at Sindel ripping everybody to death. That literally came out of nowhere. Seeing as she was my main during the MK3 days, I was fucking thrilled to watch her run through the entire cast like nothing.
Jax???
Seriously? Jax dies by a stiletto to the neck, after having his arms EXPLODE earlier???
the only and I mean ONLY thing I hated was the lack of fucking fatalities in story mode. How can you tease about it all the time, yet never go all the way??? I understand death is a one way ticket, technically, but in a game where Quan Chi ressurects pretty much whoever he wants, either who cares, or kill off characters that rarely got used towards the end, like Kano. I mean, if Shao Kahn can easily survive a fucking arm through his chest, whatever.
also, did anybody else WTF when you had your first Goro/Kintaro endurance match? I still haven’t seen the [media=youtube]iTD0dYfBlrI[/media] outside of youtube. Shao Kahn has one BADASS one, and the two shokan’s fatalities are incredible.
Still mad they won’t really let us play as the bosses. I could care less about ranked usage, but lemme fuck around with em in player matches and single player. Hell even put a “no goro/etc” option when creating a room. I just wanna fuck around with em.
Different strokes I guess…
…I’d play an RPG or Action/Adventure game if I wanted a story
MK story isn’t even good. It’s just the presentation people are raving over.
Fixed for Sadder Injustice ?.
I played Tekken 4 for the story :3
same here. In fact, I popped in Nier, deciding to finally playing it after buying it in January lol
anywho, I just meant that MK9 HAD a good story mode. It was something you enjoyed playing, you learned the ropes in a unique way (combo training COULD have been better, in my opinion, just to get you started off, but whatever). A little more options beside “fight this dude” would have been nice, but overall it was fun to play/watch.
ffs Raiden takes out Motoro in style too
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But Tekken 4 was a ahem misstep, is all.
Take that away, and you were a just frame short of a great game.
There’s also a few funny things in there… mostly unintentional though, like when Stryker was on patrol with his buddy, (whose identity I didn’t even notice at first), and Goro shows up…
Stryker: “Spread out, give him more targets!” (or something like that)
Kabal(!) moves to the right, and Stryker is on the left… Goro comes in and immediately burps up some fire and ROASTS the shit out of Kabal…and there you go with the brief origin story of why Kabal is horribly disfigured. 
It was hysterical, man… the way he got put down instantly with the fire, rolling around and screaming and all that jazz… then he’s on the ground lookin’ all crispy like some burnt chicken.
*Candace from AOTS really knows how to shake it, even though she doesn’t have much booty-meat to shake anyway…DAMN that segment was nice… she put on a big fake ass and did some booty-poppin’ dance moves just now. Niiiiice.
*Today’s Xplay-- Morgan Webb wore a short skirt for a change! I haven’t seen her wear a short skirt in years. You could almost see the panties.
Damn, how you roll, Million!
From crispy to juicy - without missing a beat.