SRK Lounge Ver8 Blah Blah Blah Shenanigans Blah Blah Blah, it's too early for a title

That video was softer than a teddy bear wrapped in marshmallows… wtf…

People say marshMELLOWS but its actually spelled marshmallow… how strange…

EDIT: Also I’ve read the book before… great book… turns anyone that reads it into misogynist though, the whole book can’t/shouldn’t be applied to everyday life, because all women are different but there are boatloads of women that fit in those general categories…

It’s something I care not to watch any longer than the 20 seconds that I did. Waste of time.

Plus I can’t read and listen to people talk simultaneously. It’s either one or the other for me.

ok so i just tried the hot dog. i marinated my ground beef with Worcestershire sauce and various seasonings. also i had to cook it longer than 20 minutes (15 extra minutes) because the bacon still looked raw. when i pulled it out i noticed that most of the cheese (i used pepper jack) oozed out of the hot dog. there was still a little left inside though. he wasn’t lying when he said get bigger buns (shoutouts to dirty stoves :cool:).

real talk, you probably won’t understand my words, but you must read anyway:

i can’t go back to normal hot dogs anymore.

Heart attack waiting to happen…can’t wait to try them out.

that’s why you need to put it on a rack, Jerkosaurus Rex. you should have seen all the grease i dumped into the trash. half a cup AT LEAST. i used turkey hot dogs too. next time i’ll use ground turkey and turkey bacon.

yo, that’s a nasty kitchen.

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Gross. **

The more I read this book The Manipulated Man, I wonder; is Esther Vilar really a woman or a man in disguise?

What woman thinks the way she does? And if she really is a woman who full believes in what she wrote, were men fighting tooth and nail over her back in the day? She doesn’t look like she’s aged well, which brings me to another question. If men weren’t fighting over her, did she really just write this book out of spite because she was ugly back in the day and couldn’t get a man?

On another note, the Self Conditioning chapter is on point.

What!?

yeah that’s just great the other thread gets closed right after i have two rants

yeah, i have some jalapenos i’ll probably test out on the rest of the dogs, Gooch.

yo, you literally saw less than 5 square inches of the kitchen, Urkel. yeah the stove is dirty in places, [media=youtube]w46Dwh4TMGA"[/media] :cool:

and yes, that dude is for real.

YOU’RE GROSS. :mad:

yeah, at first i wasn’t so sure she was for real, but i’ll save judgment until i finish the book. just think of her as a [media=youtube]J3Xe1kX7Wsc"[/media]

What is up with that hot dog recipe? Why is there no actual seasoning in the ground beef? It fucking pisses me off when I get invited to some event where burgers are being grilled up with no fucking seasoning on the meat. Salt and pepper should be a given. Is this a white people thing? Season the goddamn meat.

I’ve caught more Mexicans not seasoning meat than I have white people.

Fuck. They have shamed my people. I will season my meat even harder.

I’ve not met any white people who don’t season their meat, where did you draw this conclusion from?

:rofl:

I was taught how to season meat way before I learned how to cook. Then as I grew up, if somebody under seasoned or forgot to season, shame was brought to their game like no other. Seriously though, if any of you guys are going to cook a whole pig, I still remember how to season it.

Season that shit son. Ya gotta yo when ya makin some [media=youtube]8m5CIcbytfM[/media].

continues to cook fiercely

White people gatherings. They think I am one of them sometimes.

I know thurst isn’t hating.

Anyway, hope you guys enjoy your heart attacks.

(Hmmm…now I remember why I never set alarms. I almost never get out of bed because of them. Ugh.)

It feels really wrong seeing the MK9 guide push the Street Fighter Turbo guide out of the guide “line-up”. You would think that it would push the Tatsunoko one because that’s WAY less popular.

Anyway, I guess I have only 12 hours to do what I want. Excellent.

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Not really that weird, especially since she was speaking to some (little?) kid and Spanish is rather common and usable in the U.S. I also can’t imagine that you’d need to know much Spanish to help a little boy. It’s not like they’re taking about advanced science or she’s suddenly speaking in Russian or Mandarin or something since then it would be weird.

Although this is a funnier alternative.

Ask her to dress up like Crimson Viper. If she says “no”, then you’ll have your answer.

An actual feminist?

Then again, given that it’s not like women don’t already hate each other, I wouldn’t put the spite angle past her either.

Pretty much.

I guess so. That answers the discussion that always occurs when SRK standards come up when we discuss people’s decisions in the show your girlfriend thread.

I lol’ed.