one of my favorite pornstars is melissa ashley anne howe etc cuz she has the humongous tits of a ten year old boy
i also approve of the classic line “you’re gonna put it there? But that’s where I poop”
it’s a shame she has like every kind of cancer 
Love the new ava, boel.
And by love, I mean it’s so goddamned creepy, it even eclipses your Rebecca Black one, which in turn eclipsed your nip.
I really can’t understand why…
I believe the line was:
“But I poop from there.”
“Not right now you don’t.”
Ya that sounds about right
And from interviews, she doesn’t like anal at all. 90 lb chick taking a foot long dick in the ass, complaining… Who knew?
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After launching some Toxic Avenger farts earlier, I eventually unleashed some hellified Pudding-style shit a little while ago. It was a trilogy too! Part 1 was solid, but parts 2 and 3 were the Pudding-lava.
Fuckin stupid day…just got out of the ER. Had to have my head sewn back together. Tip. Never try to cut up a wood pallet with an ax. Chances are likely it will take great great offence and assault your face.
Oh I liked Sasha Grey. not cuz she was very good or anything but cuz she looked like Meghan Fox and it was fun watching “Meghan Fox” suck big dick cuz it felt like the proper career choice for her instead of real movies.
Wood Man using that Wood Shield on your dome.
SAVE THE TREES. I AM THE LORAX.
vslash dont fuckin lie you did not make it 6 minutes into the paul reiser show
I did. I made it to the colorado model popped up, me and marty checked on Hulu.
I was waiting for the guy from Eastbound and Down to be funny, then I realized I wanted to go to bed.
HAHAHA and in an instance where videogames match real life if I just hadn’t been a lazy fuck and dug out the Circular Saw I could have gone Metal Man on his ass and come out the Victor. Ah lessons learned.
Never don’t not use Metal Blade. DUH.
Sasha Grey was the only porn star I saw that asked to get punched in the stomach during a scene. Made me laugh and creeped the fuck out at the same time.
It was the Leaf Shield.
Get it right.
And Heat Man was the “counter attack”. Despite Air Man’s attack being almost as damaging, and infinitely more practical.
Metal Man was the who you offed with his own weapon.
Tangental?
Probably.
/Mega Man 2 <3
Real talk.
As I see it.
Either way Wood Man owned my ass, yes homo.
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Why would you use that on something filled with nails?
Awight, we finally did it.
Beat Portal. Surprised I struggled with it so much last time. I don’t know how appealing a “feature-length” Portal game sounds. 2 hrs +- seemed just right.
Lol.
Flash first (lol’ bitch gets shot)
Quick (Flash helps with his stage and takes half his life… and he’s a shottable bitch, too)
Metal (shottable too… bitch)
Bubble (Stand in place, Metal him)
Air (another 2 dollar’s money shottable mook)
Crash (Air)
Wood (Air)
Heat (his stage=Rush Jet ftw. For him, Bubble Lead)
And Metal Man in Wiley’s lair gets offed quick like masturbation with his own gun.
As I did it.
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No. You go Metal Man first. Always.
Shoot the bitch to death, then use saw blades on every other boss, and through every stage.