Regarding Cracked articles. This one is really really interesting. Never really noticed some of this stuff before.
Delorean Blow ftw
anywho, for shits and giggles, google Chinese Knotweed. Then look at images of the roots
WHAT THE FUCK???
(Wow at two Carmen Colons being murdered in two separate cold cases.)
Decided to watch Obama’s entire 40 minute long speech on the federal spending thing. Despite generally not liking the guy (or, rather, being indifferent to him) and thinking that he’s still a bit too optimistic if he’s actually being genuine, I think the speech was actually well done.
Not like that will stop people from politicizing the hell out of it and missing the actually valid points.
It did get me wondering what our deficit would be if the whole Iraq bullshit hadn’t happened and I must admit that he implicitly smashed Bush II for being such a dumbass; something still needs to happen to that guy…
Chainman Eddy confrontation? Please do elaborate.
Ah, I see. Those are quite hilarious, but I wouldn’t expect anything less from Valve. Thanks.
This started up again already? Damn. Time flies and such.
I have to say that I’m betting on either Solo Alone or Orel Oral to take it. Solo Alone’s Sithole bracket is the weakest IMO and the two of the strongest names–Margarita Villa and Vivacious Crews–take each other out immediately in Orel Oral’s Chrotchtangle bracket–the only strong name left is Yu Arafuka, which isn’t as amusing to someone who has taken Japanese and automatically pronounces it unlike the “pun” that most people will think it looks like.
Cruel and/or stupid parents.
Because Bible Man didn’t do well.
Oh gods, I’ve created monsters!
Holy shit, I completely overlooked Taco B.M. Monster, Ph.D.
You did, I read Cracked pretty much all day today. Usually you link to TvTropes and expect people to get hooked, but that site doesn’t work one bit on me. Today, you have bested me. That site is pretty interesting.
As for the Chinese Knotweeds, I’m pretty sure those were sculpted or coerced to grow like that. I did a bit of looking up on them (today also, due to the Cracked article) and the owner said “It’s real, when I saw it hanging from the cart I had to buy it”. So, if you buy something from someone else in China, then it’s legit. Right.
Bitch bought 35 maalox on extreme coupon jewy jew jew savers
They were both fat fucks too… lol…
Din’t catch anything else on tv except traffic light! Not extremely funny, but the delivery of the jokes are funny.
No new norm mcdonald show for me 
its about sports too.
NEW work-a-holics tonight
ps… is there a TV show thread?
PPS. SHUT YA BLOOD CLOT MOUTH!
Any1 ever house sit b4? Not your own, lol.
Any1 ever done anything crazy or have something crazy while house sitting?
Ill share mine if you share youuuurrrrsssss!
First part was lame! smoke some weed and bitches that were over just kept gossiping and acted like they were on the hills.
I was expecting to get straight to fuckin! clap all them booty cheecks! bout 7 of em! haha…yea yea blue hef aka show them what ferny maccc all about!
But naaah, they acted like huuuge booty holes/douche bags and Ghey up my vibe.
There conversations board the shyt outta me so I started playing street fighter, and they left, or vice versa.
I ate a lot of canned chicken, Bushed baked beans (lmao, me) and cheese at that house.
Oh and break down of hawtness
1 was fat… no go, but if the other were in there, it would been acceptable
4 of them would have gotten fucked anytime…
2 of them were really hot, like if they asked me to take of the condom, I’d be like What condom /troll face/
2nd time was gonna have a party but this snake ass nigga flushed a towel and runied the night, prolly cuz I kicked him out cuz he is a sellout and quick to throw a dude under the bus type of cat. Guess I was right.
those cant be real names…
that cosmo article one is spot on.
The EX is a Cosmo-Whore and numers 3-5 are exactly what she react to.
I purposely wait a week to shave, it helps my skin out, but everytime I’d shave, bitch would question me as to why I shaved—.
What kind of moronic question is that?!
You’re supposed to respond “To look good for my other girlfriends.”
I did, and she* still got angry*!!!
It’s like you can’t lie for telling the truth anymore.
Does she have a hairy upper lip? Could be jealousy.
Mainly when my nuts where on her face. I don’t see why she would’ve been jealous of that.
I finished watching the first season of The Wire last night. That shit is fucking good.
Best television show of all time. ALL TIME DAMMIT
Plus it makes me feel like I understand exactly the struggles of a black inner city youth in Baltimore. After you watch this show you will be like honourary black, and all black people will not think badly of you when you make black jokes and use the n-word anymore.
Just say like “It’s cool, I get your struggle, dawg, I watched The Wire.”
The Wire, Breaking Bad, and Mad Men I have yet to watch but I only hear good things. I recently hopped on the Fringe train. It took me five episodes to start liking it but it was worth the wait.
If you haven’t heard, Xenforo doesn’t allow animated avatars. I’m sure that would be a concern to a number of you.
good to know since everybody wanna be a nigga, but nobody wanna be a niggaa
-paul Moooonnnaaayyyeeee
they show titties on that show?
Ah well, thanks for the link nonetheless.
There are tons of titties on that show. White titties, black titties, pale titties, and a perfect black man body.
It has my favourite type of nudity - depressing National Geographic type nudity.
(Ah, so now I get why that multi-quote thing kept happening for months. You’d think they would deselect themselves after you posted, but no…)
Ugh. No work done yet, though I at least I had the excuse having to “craft” two rather long e-mails this time. Time to get to work and such…once I get less bummed out about the acoustic versions of most of the Megas’ songs not being on Youtube anymore apparently. Lame…
For you, today was the day that you wasted the most amount of life on Cracked.com.
For me, it was Tuesday (that I looked at the things I linked to because, shut up, that joke doesn’t work otherwise and Clint is being a filthy traitor right now with that Rebecca Black strumpet).
Wait, your ex-girlfriend read Cosmo on top of all the other shit?
Wow, you really dodged a bullet (eventually).
Oh no! My still-life avatar of Akainu with its subtle, 120 second delay of slight movement will be ruined!