I for one welcome this new forum overlord…I can deal with no avs for a while.
all we have to do is place a cap on how cheap oil companies can sell their oil, then alt energy sources can attempt to create new tech that can compete. not gonna happen though 
fight me
[details=Spoiler] people that brag about smooth shaves:
- can’t grow a beard
- are obliviously pussy whipped
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For anyone here that got jury duty, is being a student a legit excuse to get out of it?
lol shaft is just mad bcuz he’s a hairy arab.
Yes, just make sure you send your stuff in on time.
Really?
That didn’t work for me…and I had a midterm the same week.
My jury duty is tomorrow and I was just gonna tell them I cant be there since I have 2 classes tomorrow. One being a review for a big test we’re having.
Reposting for your convenience. I’ll be damned if there’s more dick talk than pussy talk in the lounge thread.
fighting iShotto
[details=Spoiler]Science says that the more symmetry a person has, the more attractive they are. Kitana has a mole on her right cheek and her left shoulder, but not on her left cheek and right shoulder. Symmetry fail.
/SRK standards
Plus, in addition to a tight ass, Sonya has fantastic tits, even though they are obviously fake. But they are shaped so exquisitely. As long as it stirs the loins, what does it matter?[/details]
On that shaved vs unshaved talk, a stubble > all. Perfect medium and broads go wild for that slight grizzle. I stopped with the stubble and have grown a pretty sweet beard+mustache combo. I feel manly as fuck, and it seems that I now get more attention from cougars and milfs than before :lovin:
So grow a beard (not unruly) if you want some of that older wominz lovin’.
Just write nigg-er all over the forms and they won’t bother you anymore.
spinning blade (prop shredder) is only possible after three gun attacks…S>mash H, d/f+mash H, mash H.
good luck with dante if you’re having trouble with wesker. dante is way more complicated combo wise.
a completely bald head (bald scalp + bald face) looks absolutely retarded in most cases. only a small handful of men can pull that off successfully. bald head and a beard looks better on most men. plus, a man’s gotta retain as much of his masculinity as possible…at least up until he just doesn’t give a fuck anymore. haha
lol thurst is just mad bcuz he can’t grow a beard. also he has a toenail on the head of his penis.
also, >implying i’m Arab 
fight me
Spoiler
i only have a beard because i get razor bumps bad
(Wow, the doctor was actually…helpful. Even if there was only time to address 2 out of 20 chronic issues and I had to buy medicine…)
Hunh. I forgot how much I actually like Cracked. It’s pretty damn hilarious while being actually informative (or, at the very least, making me more interested to find out related things). I just read these two things:
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[]7 Basic Things You Won’t Believe You’re All Doing Wrong.
[]6 Terrifying Ways Crows Are Way Smarter Than You Think.
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Interesting stuff.
raises hand
I hate beards for the most part–yeah, because me hating something is surprising. They can look decent or better than decent on a relatively few amount of people and only to a certain degree. After that point they tend to just look ridiculous and like they’re eating your face.
Orthodox Jews and other religions that “require” a beard get a pass, I guess, even as much I dislike religion and don’t think that it makes those people look any less odd a lot of the time.
I’m pretty sure everyone hates it except, again, the people who are actually making money off of it.
Then link to it.
Internet language, motherfucker! Do you speak it?! (And, no, I’m not talking about 1337.)
Yes (in most instances). What Pertho said.
Unless you have all night classes, you should be able to get out of it.
Ways around being arab? Guantanamo Bay but that ain’t a good look, playa.
(I’m still wwwww-aiting, Radiantsilvergun.[/Sonic])
Oh man. the 8 most awkward sexual moments is hilarious. The second page is rather creepy, though. I’m tempted to troll Superdickery for the rest of the night because of it.
He said ambiguously in a rape-y voice.
When I got jury duty and I was still in school i just walked in with my bookbag on and told them I was in school and showed them my ID and schedule and they just let me leave. They had tons of people that day so it wasn’t that big of a deal, but on days when theres not so many i think it may be a different story.
In another jury duty story my boss told me that I may be getting a very huge increase in my workload very soon without mentioning any details, today I found out that one of the busiest reps at this company, just got put on a grand jury until early May and I have to take over a good chunk of his workload. On one hand its great that she has so much confidence in my work so soon, since theres alot of other people there and I’ve only been there two months, on the other hand FUUUUUUUUCK.
In avatar news I guess its a good time for a change anyway since I haven’t mained Konoha or Mei fang in about 2 years
I don’t post for like 48 hours and we like 18 pages deep. :rolleyes:
P.S What’s up with SRK slow ass loading as of late? It’s fine right now, but every now and then it moves like a fat kid trying to run up a hill. Slow and ugly.
In short, all the updates from Captivate + ads and maybe the impending forum switch are making it run slow
Mayra Veronica
Google this name now, thank me later.
My schedule for school tomorrow is basically from 12:30-3 and my jury duty starts at 7:45 am. So that leaves alot of time so hopefully having class is a good excuse. Its either that or just make up an excuse like dropping and picking up my mom to the doctors or some shit.
Off topic: Am I the only one not hype for SSF4 AE? I’m still on the marvel wagon.
I’m not either. I don’t like the fact that it is being released so close to Evo and that it’ll be the official game. Considering that it takes a while before people are properly proficient with their characters, as well as a lot of other factors that go into becoming good at fighting games that no one mentions, 2 months isn’t really a sufficient amount of time for the tournament. If I go I might just do MvC3 and…mortal kombat? Pfft.