SRK Lounge ver7 Read inside: Testimonies from all the women RockB has sucker punched

I dunno man. You just typed a whole paragraph on the internet without any capital letters. Is this a youtube comment you mistakenly posted here?

I guess that doesn’t matter because you are on your phone. So I understand man, grammar burns are pretty wack anyway.

I have one black friend, we never go out of pocket because why would I want to go somewhere I can get “mollywhopped” by some “rapscallions”. I guess you’d be the one mollywhopping on me when I came out as a white person and said nigg-er 30 times in public. Because that is what we’d be talking about, how I know everything about your race, in a public place with strangers.

I’d probably try to get the strangers who I know nothing about to chime in and agree with everything I am saying. I’m sure that would go extremely well.

And yeah man, you walk by an XXL and don’t open the page to the eye candy part? Whats it called in XXL? I think it’s eye candy.

Nigga you korea gay.

And yeah Maxx, any cracker using cracker is probably a cracker themselves. Shame on that guy.

unless you call them a “dead cracker”.

I googled that right away. Couldn’t find anything. Links please???

I kinda agree with this as well. Technically, no crime has been committed by people jacking off to pics of some 12 year old russian nudist made 18 years ago. Hell, look how the UK and Canada now have it so that it’s illegal to have pics of cartoon girls. So a nude picture of an INANIMATE character, who may or may not even have an age (case in point, look at anime/hentai), or may not even be fucking HUMAN, can send your ass to jail. I completely agree that photographing kids or kidnapping or raping them should be a one way ticket to life in prison, but they gotta work on the other parts of that law. Even though Hollywood and famous authors get away with it (its illegal to even write about or depict sex with minors, yet movies such as American Beauty exist, or books like Stephen King’s Needful Things have events such as grade schoolers getting handjobs from girls in class)

Oddly enough, blame Russia. When I was there last, the black market in Red Square was a fucking plethora of awesomeness. Hell, any bootleg movie you watch is USUALLY filmed in a russian theatre (hence the cyrillic alphabet).

Yup, they also interviewed a fuckton of millionaires last month, and the general consensus is that 1 million means fuck all, and they’d need more than 7 MILLION just to get by. Yup, 4 out of 10 millionaires say they aren’t rich at all.

Sadly, the rich do NOT see themselves as ‘one of us’. Every evaluation on life they perform, they use fellow millionaires as their peers. So to them, they’re not rich because some other dude has 100 million.

You mispelled the French

Google action girls and search the tubes for it, lol worthy stuff.

Fuck a Orlando.

Denver. Or San Diego.

woo woo woo.

Millionaires have silver medalist syndrome. On every economic level people want to keep up with a new standard of the Joneses that they ignore what they’ve already earned or accomplished.

Upper middle class folks are even worse culprits of this attitude because they’re willing to approach foreclosure and debt in order to razzle-dazzle their neighbors with a new car every 2 years and a plasma tv in every room until everything crashes down.

He invented hundreds of products based around the peanut, but sadly, peanut butter wasn’t one of them.

Truth. Drake sounds like he’s reading a book report copy/pasted off Wikipedia and Wiz is definitely an ironic name, considering how much yellow this black is producing.

don’t try and get all uppity by ironically misusing slang that we all know your ol’ “i wanna be down” ass knows by heart. you’re just another white boy making black jokes and getting butt hurt when somebody points out that you’re lame as hell. idiots like you are why chappelle killed deaded his show.

No, its all the fuckers that kept harping on with the “I’m Rick James, bitch” shit; damn assholes.

by his own admission, it was people who didn’t understand his jokes regurgitating them and laughing at the wrong parts.

…rockb’s right to lol

VTroll is too strong.

In other news, I want a Gyro from Katie’s now, but it’s $6 cheaper if I just wait till tomorrow.

Dammit! I want Greek food NOW!

The newest slang I know is going Ham, I know in slang time that its like 4 years old now. Chappelle killed his show because he was working insane hours and a white crew guy was laughing at his black face skit in the wrong way. Not getting the joke of it and just hinking it was funny he was in black face.

I can’t tell if you are mad enough or not because you can’t use caps. Your lack of caps has confused me with your anger level. I didn’t ironically misuse the slang at all. I made fun of you for saying I don’t know current slang and then using the word “Mollywhopped”

That is the ironic part.

As funny as the Dave Chappelle show was it’s kinda nice it ended before it got crappy. There weren’t any obvious signs it was getting lame, but it probably would have happened sooner or later.

Is there an example of all the jokes white people were misinterpreting? How do you misinterpret a joke?

i wouldn’t even consider “mollywhop” slang, per se. but i’ll defer to you on the issue of what slang black people are using.

i’m not really sure why you think i’m angry, can’t use caps or am on my phone. as it stands, i’ve already made my point.

Chappelle started getting a little crazy at the end there, with Season 3…like the racist fairy skit, and I’m sure that at least some part of his decision was probably based on the fact that he just didn’t have that much quality material left. Did anyone actually watch that Season 3 stuff? It was not good.

Chappelle’s stuff has never been about hilarious ideas, it’s just simple ideas with hilarious execution. “Hey, Sam Adams sounds like Sam Jackson. Let’s use that gag and shout stupid Samuel L Jackson lines and make it a skit.” Retarded concept on paper, but executed brilliantly.

But when everything blends together, it gets stale…and as good of a comedian he is, I’m sure he recognized that pretty early on as well.

But there were a ton of skits where he was just straight up making fun of people for being so racist…and then people would just regurgitate the racist punchlines and laugh at those. Clayton Bigsby was funnier in context when he was shouting “NAGGER LOVER” while he was blind and black himself. When a white dude on the street starts recounting that skit to his buddies and they all just laugh at the fact that someone said “NAGGER LOVER” I think that is kind of missing the joke.

Also, there is no effective slur that attacks white people in general. Because they are above silly things like that, and they know it is silly for a word to have such power over them. The latter also because they lack the history that makes that possible.

White people are just “white people.” That is what’s funny about them, you don’t need to make up stuff to ridicule them, they do it all on their own. I just point at the silly things they do, and that is good enough to constitute as a joke.

Even the Brit hoes I used to know said that shit. They never heard of Rick James in their lives until 2004. But they could kill a bottle of 151 straight without gagging so they weren’t all that bad.

Dave’s an okay comedian, but I think he knew that he didn’t have the material or talent to match the ridiculous demand at the time. He wanted a dumb TV show on CC, not a cultural phenomenon.

His ‘Chuck Taylor voice’ still kills me though.

season 3 had nothin to do wit dave.he didnt get to cut or edit anythin…they just posted the shit they had.

season 3 was just things left on the cutting room floor, hence why it mostly sucked.

Exactly, Yellow Skin here has a point.

Thurst I am not mad, why you hatin’ on big asses? I was specifically saying how bad the damn magazine is. Big ass page is the only redeeming quality of those publications.

Also, the Season 3 stuff was all unreleased anyway. So you can’t really count that. It kinda sucks we missed out on him having an insanity meltdown though when he just walked away.

That’s bullshit. Who do you think is out there making a big deal out of the word ******, calling “little people” midgets, or saying it’s alright if a transgender gets upset if you refer to them by their proper sex? How about that fairly recent campaign to stop people from using the phrase “illegal alien”?

Seems to me every fucking demographic these days wants their own n-word no matter how ridiculous and they have a bevy of white people willing to support them.

Like how they can never go anywhere without taking off their shoes at some point?

Like, white women always putting their feet out on the dash board inside a moving car?

Like how they complain about property taxes being too high but the make over $100,000 a year?

those jokes?