SRK Lounge ver IDGAF

Havatchu · September 25, 2012, 12:54am

Hipsters. I flat-out don’t understand hipster shit, probably because I don’t know any and work in what has to be the anti-hipster capitol of America, Detroit. Awhile back I was going through my RSS feeds and saw some video making fun of hipsters. One of the people in video said something like, “I’m reading the NY Post ironically.” Or I’ve seen shit like, “I’m going to the football game ironically.” What the fuck does that even mean? When did people start speaking like this? Are people going out of their way to not make sense? I can say that I have never heard anyone talk like that in person, ever. You reading the NY Post, or whatever paper, is just that: you reading the fucking paper. You’re at the football game ironically? No, you’re at the fucking football game because you want to be there. How did it come to pass that people can say that they’re actively engaging in an activity ironically? It’s like, “Hey, I have all these silly internal preferences and cultural tastes which I generally adhere to, but presently I am engaged in something which doesn’t conform to such.” Bitch that’s not irony. That’s just the equivalent of you “no homoing” something you’re currently (willingly) doing. Irony is when a stress relief candle burns down your house. Fuck.

Preach on Muff Daddy, by the way what’s the full list of chicks you would let shit on you “if they asked” again?

You must admit they are eye candy in terms of hilarity.

and most of their bitches range from cute to bangin’.

I have never seen a larger ass on a white woman in person then this one hipster chick I saw at a local venue, she was putting Puerto Rican and black girls to shame

Not only was it shapely, large and round, it looked like it felt soft.

Her ass took two senses to even begin to perceive it.

Funny thing, she would have been considered petit if it weren’t for her ass she was so short.

This is quickly becoming IDGAF booty addition.

dake360 · September 25, 2012, 1:05am

@SWBeta smh that’s the easiest video I could find Mr.Vegas is on par with Rihanna in terms of lyric simplisity.

But, nobodi did seh it wud be easy.

Beginner
[media=youtube]RAN8qZxoBTk[/media]

Advanced
[media=youtube]uCPeIBulq9I[/media]

Havatchu · September 25, 2012, 1:08am

Tweleve, why you so fancy?

Tweleve · September 25, 2012, 1:13am

It’s the 24/7 tea addiction (pinky out)

Black_Jaguar · September 25, 2012, 1:14am

I’ve lost so much sleep over Tag 2.
Must train Team DragunFeng.

Havatchu · September 25, 2012, 1:37am

Radiantsilvercum

That is all.

Neesa · September 25, 2012, 1:37am

No wonder these chicks were eyeing me. Didn’t realize how dykish I looked today.

Tweleve · September 25, 2012, 1:42am

Imagine how I feel when I go to a normal bar and get eyed by guys just cause I’m wearing a v-neck (not that deep) and sitting with my legs crossed

Havatchu · September 25, 2012, 1:45am

Def trying V-necks soon, I don’t have any t’s but I do have a green sweater that is cut a little low, but it’s more rounded then v.

I usually sit with my legs crossed as well.

Means dudes can’t see mah dick yo.

Pics please.

SWBeta · September 25, 2012, 1:46am

You sit with your legs crossed?

…

This reminds me of when someone posted that orochizoolander pees sitting down.

Joshkaz · September 25, 2012, 1:46am

Pissing while sitting allows one to read a nudie mag.

The_Epidemic · September 25, 2012, 1:49am

I too, sit with my legs crossed. Bc im civilized and being a member of LOEG its expected

Rabbit2k7 · September 25, 2012, 1:50am

Got into the HAWKEN alpha. Oh my God, why can’t I just run away from work forever.

Tweleve · September 25, 2012, 1:50am

@Havatchu I originally thought v-necks were kind of odd, but after wearing them I definitely like them more
@SWBeta LOL, idk it was something I emulated when I was a kid, cause anytime I would visit relatives, all the older men did it. It’s a middle eastern thing. But now I just find it more comfortable anyway. Also, as someone who takes the trains often, I’m sure anyone can sympathize with the anger of sitting next to a guy who has his legs spread all open

SWBeta · September 25, 2012, 1:52am

LOEG?

Do the E and G stand for “extremely gay?”

Edit: league of extraordinary gentlemen… can’t believe I didn’t recognize

ThePurpleBunny · September 25, 2012, 1:55am

Only reason a man would sit with their legs crossed is to keep their vagina from shooting a cyclops beam.

Muff_Daddy · September 25, 2012, 1:55am

That’s a long list, but they’d be pooping on me, ironically.

Tweleve · September 25, 2012, 1:56am

If you hear someone scream BEHOLD! outside your house today, I advise you to run for cover

Black_Jaguar · September 25, 2012, 1:56am

Skirt?
I don’t sit, I lay on chairs. Lets the lesser niggas know who’s in charge.

Radiantsilvergun3 · September 25, 2012, 2:06am

My grandfather sits with his legs crossed and he’s 10x the man SWBeta is.