My mom’s friend left us an enourmous tub of vodka gummy bears.
Case closed, I’m fucking marrying this woman.
She got that big booty too son. 
Watching it ain’t right unless you got these at hand
I don’t see a purple one, this is somebullshit
One word
That’s pretty bitchin’ dude.
re6 isn’t out yet but I already have intel from a friend that it has motion sickness issues. like…BAD. probably wont even play.
doubt I am buying.
jake’s demo already pissed me off. the lifted the “lure a huge monsta” from gears of war. are you fucking serious capcom :wasted:
yeah I hate the “blur effect” when you draw gun. doesn’t make any sense to me and probably makes shit worse. time will tell.
I am currently watching a playlist about a woman who wants to hire a hitman to off her husband aka the father of her children after the marriage didn’t last. An omen? I THINK NOT.
I thought you were in to strokes? Matriarch, what city you live in? 
You’ve been a member of this site for as long as one of my little cousins has been alive.
Age
LOLz Nerp. Besides, my birfday is listed on my member page… I think. goes to check :tup:
It’s been a weird day.
Anybody ever hear their parents having sex?"
I haven’t
wuuuuut
I prefer to watch the tapes muted, so I can add my own sound effects/soundtrack.
http://shoryuken.com/forum/data/avatars/s/7/7367.jpg?1347223017
Anyone think creepy Woody resembles Jim Carrey?
Yeah, that was actually real creep status even for SRK, move along.
I don’t think my parents had sex. Ever. :tup:
Why does the question “are you better off today than you were 4 years ago?” even matter? That question isn’t even answerable. “Better off” means something different to everyone, depending on how you interpret “better.” They should frame that question better when they ask it. Are you better off financially? Emotionally? Sexually? WTF? It could mean anything and people just usually answer “Yeah, I do… bla bla bla” without even really thinking about it.
Are you implying the stork is in fact real? That was my feeling too.
Baby was played by the same guy who plays Elmo.
Who is a black guy.
Meaning Elmo is black.
I’m pretty sure I slipped into existance through a loophole, and now I’m like “I’m in ur base, killin ur doods” and God gets angry at me for doing that
Nigga got his own shoes. Of course he’s black. :tup:
Haha nah dude, I seriously haven’t, and I’m pretty glad I haven’t.
That girl is mad cute even though she looks like she’s cosplaying Link.
Late response, but I love the Jesus2Christ injoke.