Pfffffffft.
Honkey, I’m such a phenomenal cook, I’d have you putting on a dress, fighting to sit beside me, just for the off-chance to fondle whence the magic happens, with your non-fork hand.
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Yea i mean…its pretty healthy. I feed it lots of raw meats…
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My is vibrantly healthy.
I do not feed it meat though.
Only the very best, most vibrant flowers. 
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I’m going through my old DVR recordings and deleting old shows. But I just can’t get rid of Hellcats. Gods I miss this show. The eye candy. I miss that eye candy running around in cheerleader uniforms.Great lineup of 20 somethings. Aly Michalka (so hot on her own. but she used to always somehow end up with her sister who was like a low-tier assist), Ashley Tisdale (si vastly improved from her Suite Life of Zack & Cody days. Her stomach looked great). Sharon Leal (the gods have been kind to her), and The One To Watch was Heather Hemmens. Man… just looking at her now gets me going.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
CW gets on my nerves with this shit. You can’t just take hot chicks off tv! It’s not fair.
Sounds pretty gay homey. My cock is not an herbivore like yours. Carnivore all day. If we ever got into a sword clash yours would snap on impact with mine simply bc mine doesn’t have hippy veins like yours.
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Wow. The day I would see El Epidemia talk about slapping erect dicks with another man…
Talk about sounding pretty gay.
fun nerdy fact of the day:
Google’s data centres require as much electricity as is provided by a nuclear power plant.
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Nonsense. Simply bc this would only have a slight chance of happening while we were in the midst of tag teaming some broad.
Did you know french chicks love sharing? Especially those abroad nannies…they be fucking. Damn…I should go get laid.
Edit: @VS
You’re in Pittsburgh right? I might be taking a job out there.
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lokagirla was the best female poster to ever grace SRK.
<3
rokchik
Spoiler
@ stabs. Ronin verbally** NUKED** her to the undiscovered 11th circle of hell
Best female poster is that Beatrix lol.
I miss jay jay tho…reloadchapstick too
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Did you guys always say all this sexist shit before or am I just now more aware of it with the ‘@Matriarch’?
Looking mad thirsty right now. And being cool with crossing swords like you’re Wesley Pipes.
There was a meme for several years here on SRK that involved pushing women down a flight of stairs if they gave you any trouble. Current SRK is generally more politically correct.
cadillacs and dinosaurs is another game id TOTALLY fucking remake in HD. it was the cvs2 of side scrolls. so much swag with gadlike music assist. the second boss says “xxx you!” >:(
SRK hitting these hos with infinite stairs, to dropkicks?
Barely better imo…
SRK is definitely more PC though… SF4 led to the decline tho…
I skimmed back three pages to see what you were talking about, I didn’t really see anything [S]racist[/S].
Freudian slip mayhaps? Men and women are a different race? Nah
I don’t really believe in Freudian slips in any case.
Maybe the cooking thing? I don’t know, it’s generally accepted that both men and women should be able to cook nowadays.
Well the cooking thing and the ‘splooging on my cheeks’ comment.
Yeah about the cooking thing
I can’t trust a guy who doesn’t know how to make a steak
Ah yes, I forgot about that, that was fucked up, no doubt, then again you could make a joke about “egging” all over his face ala Patrice O’Neill.
@matriarch There’s an entire set of Class Mods in Borderlands 2 named after you! I think that’s cool.