SRK Lounge ver IDGAF

Sheeeit, push-ups count for the day so far = 530, on top of some running/jogging. At this point, a 40 or 50 set is the new “regular” set for me. Starting fresh for the day, I can get in a set of 80 or 90… occasionally 100. The 100-set is awesome… I want that to be a regular thing.

*Audrey Tautou would indeed get ravaged all day… same goes for Parminder Nagra. (*bonus points for Audrey because she apparently doesn’t have a problem getting naked on film) “Parm” was one of the reasons I started watching ER for awhile.

*that one commercial on Tom Leykis Show that starts with Gary saying "…do you have tiny balls?" as the sad music plays in the background… kills me every time :rofl:

Once again I saw another sad case in the system at work today… a guy that is a fresh 22… annnnnd he’s married with 3 dependents already. WHAT the hell, man… what are ya doing? What’s wrong with these guys? I wonder how many of them felt obligated to fall into the trap of marriage just because 1 or more of those 3 dependents was simply an accident? Why do people willingly decide to give up on the best times of life? It’s like someone in the middle of a good game or movie…but before it gets to the best part, they get up and leave the theater or game room…saying “Well, I’ve had too much fun so I’m going to stop myself right here… looks at watch…yeah, I have some misery, depression and financial ruin that I was scheduled for at precisely 7:34 pm, Central time. Catch ya later!” The shit is just beyond sad.

That commercial is the best thing on TV right now.

@Maxx I cap your name, even though it’s lower case.

All I know, you bitches are makin’ my phone die with all these motherfuckin’ notifications. :coffee:

@Million
Both of them would get it SO FUCKING HARD…
She gets naked on film? Where???

WTF, my girlfriend just asked me if I pooed today…

@NickGuy0320 stop crying because you can’t buy BasedGod flavored condoms.

yeah it worked.

He’s white, that is impossible.

I just wish the mention feature would pop up with somebody’s name… Some people’s names are stupid hard to remember straight up… fucking hell.

Whatever though.

@goodm0urning yo the white signal worked, that is all

also Tim Burton was better before there was such a thing as a Tim Burton movie, I think that has been his biggest stumbling block

so this girl really just texted me this and all i can think of are a million of the rock’s quotes.

girl: i went apple picking today…i wanna bake you a pie!

Thanks for the knowledge drop, nerd. I own the entire series on DVD. I didn’t really care for that episode. Stands to reason that a shitty homage to it wouldn’t be my cup of tea, either.

Pussy ass bitch.

And WTFAKUMAHAX talking about bad writing, fucking lol

Stupid Japanese films all doing fucked up shit, this is like some Super hero type film with wacky comedy then ALL OF A SUDDEN a baby gets a nail in the back of the head.

Fuck you Japan that’s not cool.

This movie is really mediocre. You’re not required to love everything with Batman in it. Do you want to see my Batman DVD collection? I’m a big fan.

…Not of crap, though.

Not bad at all.

Japan is doing something right. FUCK KIDS

http://img.ctrlv.in/505d1f63bad2a.gif

I was really expecting a gif in response to that :sad:

He is overrated, and his visual style is getting stale.

Hav@chu?

I totally want to watch this movie now. What is it?

A school group I’m a part of held an etiquette dinner(with a full course menu) tonight for members, and the food was .FUCKING.AMAZING.

First course was some kind of tomato soup with numerous herbs in it, was scrumdiddlyumptious

Second course was a fruit and walnut salad with a sweet dressing, I was trying to be discrete and of course we were learning professional etiquette so I wasn’t able to chow down like I wanted to

third course was a sorbet, meant to cleanse the palate and prepare for the entree, was kinda citrusy and was oh so omnomnomnomnom.

Then got the main course, with greek stuffed chicken, a side of chopped potatoes(including purple ones) and asparagus sticks bundled together by a hollowed out slice of pepper.

The final dessert course was a coffee chocolate cake, with cream, a raspberry, and some kind of really thin biscuit thing on top, with raspberry sauce drizzled off to the side. I probably ate that the fastest, as it was so damn good, if I had been the dinner lady chick in the Matrix I might’ve had an orgasm >_<