The REALLY fucking hot girl that I was obsessed with in grade school (big emphasis on “WAS”, consider my memories of her are from when she was 13) is talking to me on FB lately…
I can’t help but think… How many fucking cheeseburgers have you eaten between then and now?
I’ve eaten a few hundred thousand cheeseburgers.
Mmm, I can feel my arteries clogging…
But it wasn’t you, so my question stands.
ABSOLUTELY. I had to clean them when I worked retail, shit was atrocious. Shit smeared on the walls, toilet paper on the floor, pads in the bowl, or other shit clogging them up so much we had to close the women’s bathrooms. :X
I still find it funny that a girl i went to high school with was hitting on me hard on facebook, trying to meet up and telling me how sexy I am…all while not remembering who i was, and the fact that she was jocking my cousin pretty much all through high school. Also, I’m into short girls, but it was way cuter when you were 5’0" vertically only.
Was giving a ballpark number, using myself as a base number of FPC (fat per cheeseburger).
She ain’t hitting on me… but same thought.
Don’t matter. Wasn’t talking to you. You ain’t her.
A bunch of Canadians towing enormous campers have congregated in the parking lot. It’s always Quebec folks.
Fake-ass, non-house-music-making,not-actually-French buster assholes.
Ah.
Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.
Most likely it’s a cultural thing, since you’ve likely been less exposed to top notch “Asian food” than say, someone in Asian. It’s a fair statement, since for example, I doubt walking around in Canada that I’ve had the same opportunities to have a very fine…say, Mexican meal than someone that’s actually from Mexico…or even like Arizona. My exposure to any sort of Mexican food has either been like (a) Taco Bell or (b) the dozen or so Mexican restaurants around the city.
I’m willing to bet that you haven’t sampled too much Asian food that was like genuinely good, but that’s not meant at all to be an offending statement - I’m just guessing based on the fact that you…you know, aren’t from Asia. And statistically speaking, there’s not a ton of great Asian food outside of Asia, just like with many other types of international cuisine.
But also consider the actual physical mechanics around “drooling” - which for our purposes here we’ll assume to mean basically, the increased secretion of saliva from your salivary glands in your mouth. Saliva is primarily useful because it helps us digest food - it’s a slimy substance that mixes in with the shit we chew so that it goes down easier, and enzymes within saliva help to start break down food even before it gets to the stomach, namely starch.
But it also helps to protect teeth and prevent cavities and plaque, keep the natural bacteria in your mouth in check, and also…maintain acidity levels in your mouth.
The acidity level in your mouth in this case is notable, since acidity levels are most affected by acidic foods (ie. lemon or vinegar), spicy foods, and salt (ie. the domain of delicious savoury snacks). When you perceive such foods and your brain, from years of conditioning and experience, knows that chowing down on such types of food is imminent, tells your salivary glands to start pumping that shit out in preparation.
THAT IS WHY…you start drooling usually when you’re about to snack on some savoury shit, as opposed to say…sugary shit.
Not that one is more or less delicious than the other, but the physical act of drooling is much more tied into the anticipation of a foodstuff that changes the acidity level of your mouth…salty, spicy, sour foods.
When’s the last time you literally started drooling over chocolate or cake or sushi? Not that it’d never happen (a lot of times just knowing that some type of FOOD, period is coming is enough) but you’d find that you’re more likely to salivate over say…salty potato chips or a sour jawbreaker.
That’s why…you’re more likely to drool over something savoury versus something that doesn’t have a strong leaning one way or another in terms of acidity level.
disgrace to manly men everywhere. Thouther is not pleased.
Read that whole thing because I’m Asian, so I was tricked into starting to agree with the nod to Asian food can do that to people. Asian food is plenty salty.
Came across genitalia serving guy again in the terrible news sites there, 1 click from the prosthetic jumping after he got dragged into the car? He had Mixah’s blondey AZN bad idea haircut (seen before in doldrums “SHOW YOURSELF RELEASED” Image mishmash forum) then pre and post cooked pics, NSFW, how did they get those. Didn’t click them.
Someone was talking over desensitizing herself to half the internet with that spacedicks thing, but being of character enough not to go looking at that kinda thing forums. Didn’t bring up genetalia cooking man and those pics. Better off.
Still not quite sure what he’s saying but found myself nodding along anyway. You a good man Akuma Hax.
You bastard!
Yeah, I don’t do that to my hair anymore… I’m no longer that fucked up.
Same.
Blonde Dying AZN hair is the 1st step to penis brain problems yeah don’t need to say the rest.
Hope that was a long time ago then Mixah! Go out and warn others!
I made it my mission anyway not to go and bleach blonde. Even thru the DBZ was huge years, everybody wanted that or Trunks Purple. Seen too many brothers, friends, and cousins end up with the old TigerWoods/Jason Kidd blonde and or Carrot Top from el cheapo dyes or a reaction. younger brother had it recently, and after it wore off he could make fun of the guys who had it on Korea vs Japan Olympics soccer.
My Rat beard goattee actually is the only natural color hair on my head. Half Brown/Red. ain’t no Ass Beard Ginger here though. 
5+ years ago.
I have a grown man’s haircut now.
AAAAAAGH! I HATE PACKING!
Oh, hi Nessa!
goes back to raging about packing
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i’m logical and both of you are logical. what you are saying is 100% correct. however, you can’t apply that kind of logic to illogical people. if you tripped and spilled a drink on a spree killer who was one spilled drink away from going through with it, it’s your fault… even if it wasn’t.
and i apologize for dumping that on you.
gets…
i recently found out my adopted sister banged my oldest friend (in age and length) during the reception at my other friend’s wedding. it’s probably been recorded on a CCTV at the venue. this hasn’t ruined my life yet, but i’m just waiting until a situation arises when that happens. like post-singularity when i get appointed to be Third Emper0r of the Rob0tic Triumv1rate and some douchebag from Galactic TMZ’s all like “excuse me, your Robajesty. what of the allegations YOUR SISTER IS A FLESH SKANK???” and then he holo-projects the video from his iPhone (i don’t know which generation model) on the inner Dyson shell for the country to see. “uhhhh… that literally happened 237 years ago, before the singularity,” i’d say- but it wouldn’t make a difference. i will be robo-booed by the galactic-crowd and my first 10 year reign will be tainted by the controversy.
don’t adopt.
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both of ur blocks are lookin pretty dry. i’ll be gassing up my hovercraft to rectify that situation shorty. :mad:
yeah, and i’ll be blasting Victor Wooten out my speakers when i do it because he is the best bass based god :mad:
Thread can be serious.
Why, OH WHY, do I put off doing laundry for so long? I’m going to walk into the laundromat like Santa Claus with enough toys for the entire world even all the pagans. It’s gonna be so shitty, I’m gonna have to go after work tonight just so I have enough open machines…