That’s gotta amount for somethin’, right?
SO THE SISTER STORY WAS A LIE??!?!? >:(
weirder than mine last lounge? pshawwwww
I’m about to blow your mind - I don’t have a sister.
WHAT THE FUCK
IT’S LIKE I JUST FOUND OUT HOW MAGIC TRICKS ARE REALLY PERFORMED
…cuz she’s dead. BOOM! Counting sex with your dead sister is like masturbating and saying you got laid that many times. C’mon people…
My soul feels a little blacker now after that…
… and not blacker in the Terry Crews sort of way… blacker in the burnt toast, popped a toddler’s balloon sort of way.
I… what… >:(… hold the fuck on…
My sister, Shelly, at the age of 13 took her own life because I, warped by my years of intense Christian guilt, raped her then later masturbated to a magazine which destroyed her self worth and forced her to take her own life. I don’t count the sex with her in my “I’ve never banged anyone under 18” comment because she was my sister, and that doesn’t count. I don’t have a sister now because I don’t count dead people. Also, I’m horribly aroused right now and at work.
Do you feel better about yourself now?
No I had to go take a shit cuz you hurt my brain.
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Honestly please raise your hand if you thought the sister story was real…I want to know who to worry about if I am in future conversations with you…
You were quite convincing, but I was pretty sure it was bullshit. I think Havatchu totally bought it though 
Ya gotta remember, madlib, you wrote that in the CST way back when. Had A LOT of people fooled.
I originally told that story way back in like 2005, before anyone knew who I was save for a few members on here. Obviously, that increased my visibility a bit here in GD. To this day, I am still shocked by the number of people who think it’s real. Listen people, if I actually did that, I wouldn’t be the AL you know now…
Real in the lame sense, or real in the Grant Morrison sense?
I don’t know? I don’t even really know who Grant Morrison is…
I remember that time all too well. That was back when Shaft had originally wrote the Captain Save-A-Ho series (something he really needs to write up again, the CST2 is even more long gone than 3, where he only rewrote that one story and none of the others). With all the other stories in there, it wasn’t THAT hard to believe. I mean, it’s definitely above and beyond anything that Stuckey or Shaft ever wrote up, but still…
Seriously, calves, bust that one out again. I’ll be sure to archive it this time.
Watch this when you get home from work.
You’re the married, less well-equipped version of me, so you’d probably like him.
I actually did not write it in the CST, I wrote it in Brendan’s (fuck if I can remember his username) thread about banging a tranny. In fact, i don’t think I wrote a lot in the CST thread, though apparently I wrote something that shit on it and made Shaft not one of my biggest fans…
edit: Irrenicus! Got it…
Will do.
I could have sworn that was the sister story and the reason the ire came about was due to him calling you out on it not being real (“soiling the thread” or something).