I get ALL of my news about the outside world from SRK and The Onion.
Oh…and Sankaku Complex.
Its probably a dangerous combination now that I think about it.
About to eat a Dare Slim Jim, which professes to be “really freakin’ hot.”
Impressions after the break.
Gingers shouldn’t eat spicy food man. You’re going to regret this.
I haven’t had a Slim Jim in the longest time.
I must rectify this crude error.
Worked pretty well for me so far. Lots of excited new girls with daddy issues every 6-8 months.
I’ll miss this town.
His hair and skin color will match.
“Ginger install.” Ha. I like Guilty Gear too much.
…Pretty freakin’ hot. Nothing for you heat hounds, though. I’m not teary-eyed or anything. Tongue burns. So-so flavor.
…yea, been there done that is my point.
I dotn want regular broads…i want a UK broad. Preferably one around my age…
Were you the type of guy who hung out in high school parking lots while you were in college?
Or is that like a different thing altogether?
Snap into a Slim Jim. Do it for Randy Savage.
Feel like taking a bit of a break from the other threads. Some really retarded shit going on in there.
What’s going on guys?
HAHA! Those are the Harley Quinn, my friend. I bought 4 about a month ago and I still have one left. I’m not gonna eat it until I have to drive to Utah…
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMSN saying:
… from North Carolina. :lol:
I think you’d be shocked at how well I’d treat your sister. Then the jealousy will seep in but you’ll be able to do nothing about it because I still have my doo doo rings.
You have nothing to worry about, brother.
its the same rofl…
Darabid is a Wooderson ass nigga irl.
I wish I could get to a point that I can do this…
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What’s RockB’s sister even look like, this is a pics situation if I ever saw one.
Speaking of sisters…
Has anyone seen FallingEdge’s sister in a while? I remember those pics used to be all up on SRK.
RockB might be mad if I say this, but I’m gonna do it because it’s hilarious anyway.
I have them and I will share them!!!
Speaking of sisters…
edit: Oh, I did just get back from Calrs Jr (Hardees for you EC people) and the girl who took my order kept giving me a smile the whole time I was eating. She was decently cute. I was talking with my coworker at my table and she was emptying the trash and I kept noticing her look over at me and she was always smiling. This leads me to believe one of two things - she wanted my semen in her butt or she was retarded.
My money is on retarded. 
This man is a true American patriot. Thumb’s up, soldier.
She’s cute and she’s been in some good stuff. It’s only natural to want to give her the pork piston.