So, a Republican?
Na, that’s the badassest thief ever. Lock Cole, Artful Dodger and Robin Hood have nothing on Stanos. :tup:
If my life ever reaches so low a point where I no longer want to live anymore, my method of suicide is to head straight to a terrorist country and fuck as many of their women as I can before I get beheaded. :tup:
In other news… I am drunk. No thanks to you motherfuckers. 
“Hold still Bob, this is going to take some doing. By the way, did you hear that the age of consent in America is actually lower than in Rwanda? Jesus H Christ, what’s this country come to? …how often do you floss?”
That’s Stephen Hawking with a spider on his head.
I wonder how much gold that spider saved up for a Stephen Hawking mount.
Well that wheelchair does get around pretty fast…
I met this girl 2 hours ago…on Facebook…and she’s on the way to my place…right now.
I started drinking as SOON as I got off work. So that probably answers whatever questions you had.
But, what’s up, people?
What up, Stuck? Where the hell you Engineers work at to get off at NOON in time for a beer and a quickie? In order to do that, I’d have to break at least 3 state laws and severely endanger my employment. :tup:
Pics. Pics or shut up.
Its weird, I feel like I should know who stuckey is.
But without an Avatar my mind is just a blank.
I can only assume s/he is some kind of mix of Stabby and Ducky.
Man, that shit is gonna go down like this when he actually meets this person…
DON’T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME, RICKY BOBBY!
Nah…I used to post on here regularly. For whatever reason, I stopped
Did you give this broad your neighbors address? You know, so you can watch as she pulls up and see whats what.
edit - I just keep getting images of poor Smokey meeting “Janet Jackson” for the first time…be safe man.
I’ll see what I can do
I just told her the building. Not the apartment number. I’m gonna be peeking through the blinds like Kanye West in the “Stronger” video
What’s up, homes? I actually got off at 7am. I’ve been working hecka hours like a whore a Mardi Gras
Pretty sure Macon killed Stuckey, so I’m guessing this is the ghost of Stuckey.
Right click, copy image URL.
too soon