I mean make it hard. Like CNN anchors are some of the hottest examples of interracial ass in all of television. The only thing that is stopping me from going million in all of their orifices is having sex with Anderson Cooper? Anderson “My eyes are what a soul looks like when it’s created” Cooper?
Only people who are heterosexuals and don’t think of giving that a chance are the black people who are like “Yo homey, no nigga is touching my dick, no homo”.
eh, this would be much more appealing and impossible to resist if you offered up the Fox News girls. Their lineup of hot female ass is still holding the undisputed championship belt for me. Andrea Tantaros and Julie Banderas are really all I need. Sadly, I think S.E. Cupp went elsewhere (*I heard she showed up on MSNBC of all places recently?!) Sheeeit, the reality is that I couldn’t even continue standing in the presence of Andrea and Julie… uh oh, anime geek/fanboy comparison coming up: It would be like when Aizen and Gin were walking around in the real Karakura Town in Bleach…and regular humans were passing out or even dying because of the spirit energy radiating from them. Andrea and Julie’s sexual aura would be that strong.
CNN is still obviously a strong choice as well due to those names that have been mentioned already…they also still have my baby Soledad O’Brien, and there’s no telling how far I would go just for that one. You could also probably include Natasha Curry (serious Legend-status there) since HLN is considered their “sister-network”, apparently.
I think CNN has them beat with the sheer quantity of hot ass. I don’t really pay attention to Fox though. Andrea Tantaros, yeah, she’s fine, but I think the CNN + HLN combo is putting up numbers that Fox can’t touch.
This reminds me of that one Terrible Choice we had awhile back in the lounge chat where I was asking if you would drink a tall glass of Eva Mendes’ bath water (after she cleaned up after a 5K run) in order to hit it.
That doesnt’ seem that bad either. Unless she used some sort of poisonous bath wash.
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I’m sorry what? Your feeble insults fell into those dual bottomless salt lakes on that mans face.
Seriously, its like doing the same challenge but instead of the CNN girls, you’d get to bang every woman George Clooney has, but to do so you have to go through George Clooney. Shit, if you’re going to make a sacrifice, at least it ain’t a bad one. You’d feel bad about until you saw Stacey Keibler spread eagle and ready to suck you dry.
hell yes I would. Mostly so I could be the envy of all my straight and gay friends.
I really want those two to have a baby just to see what it looks like.
And I want time to speed up to see how greek goddy Brangelinas kids are going to look like. The real ones, I feel really shitty for those adopted cast aways. They are going to see their brother and sister and be like “Fuck you mom and dad”
The conditions of the sex with AC are the same as what you get to do with all the female anchors: anything goes.
So could the implied sex be just a handjob? I mean that is technically sex, or does someone need to be penetrated?
If it’s just a handjob that is pretty damn easy. Just grip, rip, and close your eyes.Then you get to poop in some interracial anchor mouths. Or whatever your sexual dreams are.
It would be an incentive in some circles.
oh yeah and since it wasn’t exactly specified…I assume one could get away with giving Cooper a vibrator up the ass, and just like that, you’ve fulfilled the terms of the deal.
*Anna Travonskaya is on Dancing with the Stars right now…Redhead Russian Hotness…YESSSSS:eek:
The sex act is all Anderson’s (or Don Lemon’s) discretion. You have to do whatever he wants until he (or you) finishes—him servicing you or you servicing him or both. It could be as simple as a handie, or full-on poop chute action. Nothing is predetermined.
wait, so I could bang anderson cooper but then I’d be forced to mess with all those CNN women? I don’t know if it’s worth it. if he hasn’t shaved in a while maybe…plus gained some weight? most likely.
Oh man, this choice suddenly gets a lot harder, all homo.
Hmm…I think I could go for a nice Roofie Colada + Anderson Cooper if it meant that I could get some Robin Meade, though.
It’s whatever Anderson wants to do. If he wants to give you a blowie until you finish, you have to do it to get to all the female CNN anchors. If he wants the two of you to 69 until he’s done, you have to do it if you want access to the females. If you don’t care about getting access to the females then it really isn’t a terrible choice.
pertho’s george clooney proposal is much better. I’ll take on all the fish for some of that. plus I always liked stacy keibler (though not in that way lol). put a strapon on her and we’ll have a 3way, fuck it.
That’s even worse man. Anderson vehemently denies his obvious gayness. He is also incredibly polite. He isn’t going to ask you to do anything.
You are basically asking if someone wants free reign over CNN pussy. YOUR QUESTION IS BAD.
That’s terrible? I’d lick the sweat off her after and DURING the run. I’d get all up in that ass right afterwards. Believe that.
-Starhammer-
You don’t know that. Anderson Cooper could very well violate your orifices like a violent gay sex demon from Ninja Scroll when you’re with him behind closed doors. “Oh he’s so nice.” Yeah okay, that is until he’s inside of you screaming Urien’s win quote from 3rd Strike in your ear: “You die, AH HAAAA!”