If I opened the door with a boner, pants or not, her hands would be on my SHAFT, not my hand.
Thank the time of day, the day of the week, the season of the year, the recession, and any number of other things that are more likely than a supernatural, all-powerful being who chose that particular moment to act as traffic director in the city that gave us Vince Neil.
Team Good just saved the universe from Dark Phoenix. last game,last bit of life. great stuff.
So i stopped by my parents house, and I clicked this video not realizing that the sound was so high and my mom ran in all confused ready to call the the cops because she heard all of the screaming and someone yelling call the cops.
What’s even more frustrating is that now most places have those hand sanitizers EVERYWHERE and still I see people use the restroom, don’t wash their hands, and then skip past the sanitizer.
They’re automatic, you don’t even need to push a damn button and they still can’t afford the patience to use it? WTF?! :mad:
In reponse to Rocks video: Thats the world these days, and why all these assholes run around with these inflated egos. They fuck up and get dealt with and then go back and try and play the victim. Just like those idiots that got fucked up by that lion. I have ZERO sympathy.
Yeah…those bitches deserved it.
Sucks for the guy though…he has priors.
Time is money. Time spent washing hands is not time making money. This food isn’t going to make itself at the same time I have to help people put bandaids on cuts. GET PAID!
OT: My mom was watching Family Feud. There was a black family with the surname “Black”.
In the final round, one of the questions was , “Name a dish associated with Southern USA” and the woman responded “fried chicken”
Most people with the surname Black that I’ve known are white and vice versa.
Is it the same in your respective areas?
You just reminded me of the tragedy that was the black family named “black” losing on the first week of the amazing race that season. I remember turning on the TV and seeing a white family say “we can’t lose to the black family” and me going “WTF”. It had the potential for so much comedy and awkwardness and they went out the first week.
Know what’s annoying? That bit in “Born to Run” when it descends through the chromatic scale, pauses, then launches back into the next verse. It has no discernible compositional relationship to anything else in the song. It sounds like a clumsy trick that you’d use if you’ve modulated into a different key and can’t figure out how to get back… but it doesn’t even do that. The previous section ends on the fifth and the next section begins at the root. That’s the training wheels of musical turnarounds.
You could chop the chromatic thing out of the song entirely and the transition would work perfectly fine without it. In fact, it’d be even cooler. You’d have the bit where it modulates up through several chords, which adds intensity and upward momentum, then that bit where it just sort of holds at the fifth for a second, then BAM. Verse again. That would certainly fit with the triumphant/rebellious spirit of the song. Instead, they stick the downward tumbling chromatic thing, as if to say, “Well, I was excited for a second, but then I lost it and now it’s over.” Then it’s like, “Oh, yeah. Verse again. We can do that, I guess.”
Fuck, I’m angry about stupid shit.
(Ugh. I fell asleep before night again. Here’s to staying up all night again and shitty stamina.)
I still don’t get why, after the forum changeover, highlighting something and then pressing the backspace key doesn’t automatically delete what’s highlighted, but instead just moves it up a space and gets rid of the highlighting. It’s rather…annoying, even for something so relatively minor.
Ah, I see. That makes slightly more sense, but still sounds like a retcon. Meh. Whatever. You at least know why I’m against the relationship now, which is the main point of what I was getting at.
Apparently too hard. Meh. Effort.
Uh, I doubtless have less friends than you or most people (partly intentionally), but this is partly why I hug those people even though I have problems with being touched in general in most times. And pretty much all the causal acquaintances I know only resort to shaking their hands after I know them for a while. So unless I’m forced since it would otherwise be some serious faux pas, like when I had a job, the best most people get from me is a curt hand wave and “hi”/“hello”/“salutations”/what have you.
Unfortunately, probably not. Even if I wasn’t an atheist, I suspect I would still roll my eyes at the many numerous occasions stuff like “miracle” or “good Samaritan” or “an act of god/God” is horribly overused.
Good to know. I’ll keep it in mind. Thanks.
I never said that her hands weren’t dirty either. They doubtless where if she was dumb enough to be shaking random people’s hands without gloves on. That doesn’t make what you did better, especially since you didn’t have to shake her and you could have still listened to her.
But, hey, I suppose you at least washed your hands after, so that makes you slightly less horrible. Slightly.
As little I actually want to know about your masturbation habits, why were you naked to begin with?
Wait, what?
That’s arguably even worse, though, since overuse of sanitizer just tends to create stronger bacteria, just like overuse of antibiotics, even though soap would do. Perhaps if both were overused together it would be as much as problem (or it would be even worse), but considering how terrible people’s hygiene, I find it small wonder some “super-bugs” end up popping every now and then.
I’m pretty sure this applies to the majority of things in life.
i’m literally building muscle in my finger when i scroll down.
what incident? link?
LOL… what was wrong with that white chick? yelling like she was the one getting hit
My problem with this: I don’t want your nasty unwashed crap on your hands, but nobody sent out the memo to retire the handshake. It’s still the standard greeting gesture in the society most of us live in. So we have situations where one person sticks out his hand as a greeting, and the other dude acts like an ass and looks at the hand hanging there. That’s just as bad as a dirty hand in my view, especially since this earphone wearing, smartphone browsing culture encourages people to shut out the living world around them. Like a fucking tool.
There has to be middle ground between avoiding germs and emulating Howard Hughes.
i wasn’t naked, i was about to go to sleep. can’t answer the door in your underwear, yo. social normzzzz!
Isn’t Tchaka the name of the bat in the second ace venture movie?
(Hmm…should I go for a walk this early? Kinda have to weigh the fact that it’s still dark out with a bunch of other things…)
This entire discussion reminds me how I need to clean everything more thoroughly and, slightly more randomly, should probably buy more undergarments.
Which is why I don’t do that. Even as socially awkward as I can still be, l literally always say to whoever tries to shake my hand, “Sorry, but I don’t shake people’s hands.” It’s simple, gets the point across and it’s less rude than just staring like you’re saying.
It may still be rude, I don’t deny that, but it’s not like I’m intentionally zoning people out when I do that. I just not a fan of touching people at all in most instances even when germs aren’t a problem, so I avoid it; I at least try to explain myself, though; for anyone wondering, yes, this is one of the reasons I’m rather disinterested in sex.
(Also, by “most”, I’m assuming you mean on SRK or something considering how much of the world’s population is in Asia, where hand-shaking still isn’t exactly the norm; there also quite a few tribal people around that I’m sure don’t shake hands. “Majority” would probably suffice if you meant the world, though.)
Howard Hughes? That names sounds vaguely familiar for some reason…
I see. That’s…slightly more acceptable, even I’m still surprised at how many people sleep in only their underwear with no pajamas or even a shirt on. I guess my weird sense of temperature is good for something else.