I do it five times a week. I dunno why southern black chicks think you wanna race when you ask for their phone number. Just give it to me one number at a time, and pronounce them properly. One zero is not pronounce tin
I spoke to a white chick. Still lolz.
Dude, Steve Jobs had a hot ass wife.
Well, I kinda have a thing for older women, so my opinion is slightly skewed. I even think Melinda Gates is hot. I’m also starting to realize that my ultimate bucket list goal would be to smash a stay-at-home Mom on a regular basis.
Being a weirdo ain’t easy, man. Pray for me.
All of this
:wow: What the? I says DAYUM!!! What the hell was that about? I think ol’ girl needs to be excused from class. I think she’s got a bit of a splitting headache. 
-Starhammer-
No shame in that dude. Way too many people think that women stop being hot at 30.
Yeah, Shaft, I see you trying to get me into the dead CH conversation with carefully placed feet comments. $800 - Easy. The only dead skin that touches my dick is an occasional foot callous.
Also, I tried hard to pop one out to Faye Regan. Could. Not. There was just no turn on for me, even though I find her cute in the puppy dog way. She seems like the kinda chick that would be hard to get rid of cause I actually like cuddling with her. Awesome chick to watch TV with. Just as long as them toes don’t come anywhere near my leg.
Dark brunette > Red > Brown > Blonde. :tup:
Bored + going over my lecture notes again. Pretty sure I’ll have to deliver these to students in the coming months.
Six-day work week is killing me
Glad im done with science.
been watching spartacus and damn this series is great. too bad about andy whitfield, i can’t imagine anyone else playing his role
It’s not your first time watching the series right Weeks?
Fuck smart phones, they are too smart.
I was at the store picking up some food (fuck you warp) when I got the worst case of stomach cramps I’ve had in years. I know what those mean. They indicate there is something unholy brewing inside my body. I mean something so foul it could stop Jesus in the Iron Man suit. I toughed it out while waiting for the bus which was late and things were just getting worse. Trying to calmly breath while the armies of hell are trying to push through your anus like it’s mordor is mad hard.
I barely make it home, sit on the throne to take control of the fight. Right away the heavy artillery is brought out and area damage is inflicted on both side. I figured this would be a long fight so I took out my cell phone to play some minesweeper. At the top are random ads, I read mine
"Having difficulty controlling your bowels? It could be incontinence!"
Fuck you phone. Fuck you.
Diarrhea inducing phones. I want me one of those. Can you imagine the power you would have? Cities, countries, nations, would be at your mercy.
Nobody is above The Big D. Nobody.
I had a dream where Blackheart was singing “Whip My Hair” at a karaoke joint while doing the death metal hair toss.
I really miss MVC2.
I don’t think that’s how it works.
Shut up. I was writing while emptying my bowels.
“I was at the store running some errands.” Happy?
Maybe he meant like there were guys there giving him different sidequests to do.
Val’s babelfish fails again.
You really should do craps before you go out.
At Applebees with The Boss. I hope they decided to start being good again. We used to love this place.
yeah it’s my first time actually