I just don’t find her attractive. She’s got big chesticles, but that’s literally her only redeeming factor in my opinion. She’s obviously not ugly, but I just don’t think she’s great looking. Obviously I’m in the minority, though, as most people seem to think that is way more than enough. If she was alive, I’d maybe do it just to tell people, “yeah, I screwed a pasty, no-assed, top-heavy celebrity ginger”.
I don’t really know the going rate of hookers, but I’m pretty confident that I could get at least one that I consider more attractive, if not two, with the $800 option.
So take the $800 and hire a hip hop video girl to rub her cartoonishly, disporoportionately titanic ass on your dick until you shoot into one of her cavernous cottage cheese dimples that inevitably gets photoshopped out in magazines.
Um, I would not fuck a corpse. WTF? Its dead. Its not a woman anymore. You might as well take the 800$, order a custom made RealDoll that looks identical to Christina, and fuck that instead (if you visit their NSFW website, their shit looks eerily real, and supposedly feels “real” too). The experience would be the same. Both corpse and love doll would just sit there silently, staring back at you vacantly as you plow its mouth, face, and ass. However, this is where the similarities end. The corpse would be unsanitary. BECAUSE ITS DEAD. Let that sink in. ITS DEAD. A Love Doll is sanitary (as long as no one else uses it), and its orifices will be nice warm and tight. Unlike a corpse. WHICH IS DEAD, AND IN THE PROCESS OF DECOMPOSING.
My argument is airtight. “BBBBBUT fucking a doll is creepy!” OH, BUT FUCKING A CORPSE IS OK? Yeah no stfu, you lose. Or just use that 800 to purchase a super high end escort. That level of pricing will get you some top tier loving, only reserved for the elite upper class.
Christina Hendricks choice— hell yeah I’d hit that, provided her death wasn’t especially destructive to her body and face…obviously she’s no good anymore if she died in a gruesome, horribly disfiguring way like getting hit by a train, or burning to death, dropped into vats of an acidic substance, dismembered, etc. etc. It’s also preferable that she’s still reasonably fresh… you know, like she JUST died a short time ago, and perhaps you’re the first one to see the body. I’d also want guaranteed immunity from any legal implications of being the first one on the scene with a dead body. Y’know, that stipulation is rather important in situations like that.
*Jerk off in front of Waka Waka whatever for 1000 an hour vs. head from Amanda Knox? Sheeit that’s easy. I’m trying to get PAID. This is assuming it’s guaranteed 1000 per hour each time. You put in a full day’s work of 8 hours and that’s 8 grand right there, all cash, tax free. Surprising as it sounds, I’ve actually never done a FULL day of jerkin off…but for that kind of price I would definitely try.
Money basically beats the hell out of anything else in life if you ask me. There’s not much I wouldn’t do for the right price…so of course I’d try to hold out for a better deal…like give me a good $4,000 - $5,000 per hour for that jerkin’ scenario and there ya go.
*Edit— then again, if the stipulation is that one HAS to go for a solid hour before the payment can be confirmed, it’s not such a good deal anymore.
i have no real interest in a realistic situation of chasing her. ive read a few interviews, she tries to come off as classy or sumtin…but it reads like shes a bitch. id smash but def not gonna chase to smash.
We’d all smash, but the wardrobe she wears in mad men does her A LOT of favors. Just look at any of those dumb tabloid magazines and you will see her looking busted without makeup. Usually people that pale need a lot to get that glamorous look.
the payment is confirmed every hour. Waka has the money. he’ll give you the cash when it hits the hour. all you have to worry about is Waka nutting before you do.
lol @ this thread. Christina Hendricks is hot and all, but I’m not attracted to a corpse. I’ve heard peeps on here saying they’ll avoid Asian chicks because they’re “starfish” and now I hear considerations on banging a dead chick?
@ that lorem ipsum shit had me in tears.