Man, this is hysterical. You guys sound like a bunch of high schoolers.
And other people be up in here claiming the hours at time dudes be trollin’…
And if you get them to drop a dime of Os, they won’t care if it takes 2 hours. 
EXACTLY.
If a girl’s on top of you, and, after she dismounts, there’s no puddle overflowing your bellybutton/abdominal concave, you done goofed, son.
As I see it.
I love how I’m suddenly advocating 4 hours of sex. I’ve said I’ve lasted 2 hours without drugs, usually I go for about an hour. Can’t help it I enjoy pleasing a woman. Believe me, my girls get off a lot. I know it’s the internet, and supposedly bragging means fuck all, but that’s just how it is.
I usually shoot for an hour or so, with a good 15-30 minutes on foreplay as well. You figure 10 mins for missionary, then doggy, then let her ride you (she’ll get herself off just fine) cowgirl an/or reverse, and you’re already around 40 mins.
I’ve dated women for extended periods of time (years). Still bang like a champ. Sure, like I said, I CAN have quickie sex, it’s not like I’m incapable of busting a nut in under 20 mins, it’s just that normally it takes me awhile to finish. I’ve had to tap out of sex numerous times, cuz I just wasn’t cumming and I was getting tired. Not to say I haven’t woken up, and punish fucked the girl next to me for 5 mins, then went and had my morning constitutional.
I’m loving all the hate I’m getting from dudes who can’t last long though. OMG SoVi3t fucks his ladies like a trooper, he must be retarded. Herp Derp I finish in 5 minutes so my woman MUST be pleased
lol listen to some female standup comedy fellas
Not if you’re doing it right
I get the feeling sex with Ronin makes you travel backwards in time o.0
Bingo. I’ll take a picture of my sheets next time I do the nasty. I usually have to change em after sex, cuz those fuckers is SOAKED with juices.
if you can give a woman multiple orgasms for 15minutes she wont care how long you take.
SOMEONE finally apprehends. 
This might be a double, but deserves to stand alone, for clarity’s sake.
As I see it.
Add to all this that women want you to get off. If you’re in there pumping for eons and not busting they’ll probably think something’s wrong with them.
i agree with 1-10
Now, now. Enough of this pissing contest, children.
Keep your business to yourselves. What woman A enjoys isn’t the same as what woman B enjoys.
What will arguing about this noise prove? At the end of the day, you’re all wrong, because you’ll only be right to yourself, and none other.
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With rubber 30-40 minutes, without rubber 20-25 minutes.
Fuck a rubber though. That’s why it’s nice to have a girl on birth control.
Man I’m sure no one wants to see your sheets next time you’re done “doing the nasty”. You’re probably better off recording an audio clip and making a thread about it like that one guy did years ago.
Now that was funny/entertaining.
And please stop talking about what sex with men is like you penis lover.
I have vids, but u guys dont get to see them
lol gay jokes? keep reaching for the stars
true…i should have mentioned I use rubbers 99% of the time. That shit adds time for sure
I came to the realization today that How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang Theory are the same show.
-annoying and stupid main character that consistently makes horrible decisions: Ted = Leonard.
-main character’s slightly less annoying and stupid two best friends that are always together: Marshall & Lily = Howard & Rajesh
-attractive female character that main character was in a relationship with early in the show but are now friends. equally annoying and stupid as the above two characters, but fundamentally different in some way: Robin = Penny
-insane, catchphrase-uttering breakout character who is not remotely close to being written as a real human being. Only reason that people watch the show: Barney = Sheldon.
I can’t be the only one to have noticed this.
Could be worse, try explaining to people that V for Vendetta and Watchmen are the same book from different perspectives. Goes through one ear, out the other. But really, fuck Allen Moore for selling me the same book twice.
this formula is been used for a bunch of shows
Lol. I hope you don’t think I’m reaching or being serious. I’m only referring to the times you’ve mentioned penis a lot recently in your posts. That’s all.
Yeah, we all know how you feel about hitting women.
probably explains why I hate almost every sitcom.
sitcoms are better than reality television especially non-informative shows like any of the shows from MTV or VH1
(Ugh. Today is going to be so annoying for multiple reasons.)
I still need to pick a doctor, don’t I? Damn it all…
Indeed. Don’t make me start linking to TVTropes again. You all know I will.
I don’t think anyone was disputing this. Doesn’t mean that a lot of sitcoms that could be more decent don’t or didn’t suck.
looks at Dharma and Greg and Friends
I have the Diva Cup added on facebook, because sometimes they send me the most wonderful blog links
Your Period: Bleed Green! Part II, the Diva Cup
lmao shit is soooo gross
why do i feel like i have posted divacup links in here before
dejavu