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Damage doesn’t mean squat if you can’t hit anything. If Rosie gets both Strong-Willed and Big Sister potentials activated, her accuracy becomes almost sniper level. Plus she gets ricockulous boosts to all stats.

Lynn has Hard Worker potential. That alone makes her godly. That plus no negative potentials plus above average stats make her #1.

BELIEVE IT

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:rofl: I’m starting to think you are the kingpin of Hamilton. How many ski stories do you have?

Which one? The NES game or the reboot?
or the remake of the nes game?
edit: I guess it was an arcade game, there was also a game boy version.

lol dude, get the fuck outta here. Bionic Commando was one of the most refined platformers from the NES generation.

Code Name: Viper might as well have been funded by the bush administration based on the ending. I loved that game though.

I’ve dated strippers before. Classy ladies. Man, I have some stories from when I was a bouncer too. Jesus.

Also, something completely unrelated, but Scott Pilgrin vs. the World is a really awesome movie. It has some plot inconsistencies, but I think that it’s an important film for my generation and any kids that literally grew up playing video games. The reason being is that the film’s inner language is almost entirely video game centric. This is the first movie I’ve seen that REQUIRES you to have knowledge of gaming to understand the film’s internally screwy logic and why things happen. There are so many small touches that made me take notice, things that my girl didn’t even get, or notice. There are blatant ones like the end boss’ sword that looks like a pixelated light saber, to small ones like the opening notes from Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. Some of the enemies blink red like an old konami beat-em up for fuck’s sake!

I can’t recommend this movie enough to people like the ones who come to this site. The film is entirely unique. I’ve never sen anything like it before.

Gabe, I’d love to discuss this film at length with you at Evo. I’m sure you hated it, because that’s what you do, but I’m sure you could no doubt appreciate the qualities that I’ve mentioned.

Yea I have Scott Pilgrim on Blu Ray. Really need to get the PS3 fixed so I can finally watch it.

In the Scott Pilgrim thread I asked what was so special about it and no one gave me an answer. Took a few months, but Ronin finally gave me an answer.

I for one didn’t understand why so many people liked the movie, until now that is.

Wait, we have a thread? lol

There’s SOOOOOO much in that movie, hell, ALL of it requires that you played a lot of video games when it comes down to understanding why things happen in the movie. Scott beats the shit out of people and they drop coins. The movie makes some really strange leaps and things happen that don’t make sense to people who haven’t played a LOT of video games. Hell, even newer gamers might be left out in the cold. There are so many 8-bit references it’s not even funny. I was waiting for Scott to get a fucking bionic arm or some shit and start swinging. The only thing that was missing were two dudes who were bad enough to save the president, ninjas, and a PSA from the FBI about winners not doing drugs.

I could see an older person going “Why in the fuck do dead people drop coins? What the fuck is a one up? Why does this character look like that? How can they do those crazy moves? What are those hearts beside Scott’s name? Matter of fact, why do we see Scott’s name anyway? And what the fuck are those hearts? Why do people blink different colors when they’re about to be defeated?” etc.

I may put my hatred for Cera aside and see Scott Pilgrim…

I got the coin part, but I wasn’t going to say “man this movie is awesome because of some coins.”

Well here is the thread. http://shoryuken.com/f3/scott-pilgrim-vs-world-240471/index25.html

I hope the links work copying and paste from BB so it might come out funky.

I’m not a big fan of Cera, but I thought he did a good job. The fight choreography is such that it’s believable. But like I said, the movie has so much video game logic in it, you kinda just gloss over the fact that Michael Cera is fucking people up.

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BTW, I’m glad I could clear it up for you. I’ll read through that Scott Pilgrim thread tomorrow probably.

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I’m afraid I have no idea what you’re referring to when you say "ski stories"
and no, I’m not, I’d say UFC’s (and my buddy) Jeff Joslin would get that honot. I just have a lot of crazy ass stories to tell, from my many years of being one of the most unique Canadians out there

I’m still waiting on you to tell some good ones. We need a “Laid Back Ronin” thread.

and yeah, it wasn’t TOO bad. Fortunately getting blow isn’t that hard, so I got her some. She really needed it. That whole situation is fucked up. My younger sister is a psychologist so I gave this girl her info. Pretty sure her dad molested her at some time. Sex isn’t the same when there are so many tears :frowning:

Each episode will begin with Ronin sitting in a fancy chair, in a silk robe and pajamas, next to a large fireplace with a deer’s head mounted above it. He will greet us with a reference to a Mark Twain story before lighting up his pipe and inviting us to sit and relax, as he reminisces about an earlier time where he was hanging out with strippers and bouncing scrubs from the club. Complete with classical music intermissions.

maxin and relaxin post sorority photography weekend.

my SH2 legs monster was there, but only one of them was wearing awesome clothing (that’s ok, the one that wasn’t was at the party on Friday and was wearing shorts. all is still right with the world). the one that was was wearing a leggier homage to the Michelle Ryan dress. i wish i could have gotten a better picture of it :sad:. this one isn’t very flattering to her body which is amazing. i almost passed out for realz.

take notes, SoVi3t. :cool:

Without a top hat and monocle, it just doesn’t sound like it would work.

last picture made me need eye bleach, Shaft

I see chicks like u posted quite frequently. I’m that lucky “just fat enough that people remember my in shape days, yet not fat enough that my dick has vanished from eyesight” phase right now, which is still not as good as when I was in shape. Fortunately, still know enough cuties. Hell, I’ve dated (and bitched) about 4 girls in the last month.

I have weird streaks though. I’ll go awhile without anything decent, then suddenly WHAM amazing pussy ever. I’ll take more pics, seeing as you guys are deprived apparantly

You forgot epic beard stroking (if he still has it)

yes, I’ve seen pics. I thought Ronin was black until like 2 weeks ago.

Apparantly he’s just black where it counts :wink:

And in all the places that won’t get me arrested.