I decided the world was missing my enlightened insight on cinema, and have decided thus that I would begin reviewing movies that everybody already knows about on my blog
lol magic card post.
magic is a SRS GAME
zombie movies are more “dystopian future” movie than “horror” movie imo.
i was eating a second ago and found a wasp in my food (i cooked the food yesterday). no idea if it was cooked in the food, landed in the food afterward, or landed in the bowl before i microwaved it. i was reading this thread while eating. the spoon was 1 inch away from my mouth before i caught it. i’m glad i don’t have wack eyes like you guys. SoVi3t would have eaten it and been like “that wasp was flexible and tasted good. it was dead so it didn’t even sting all that much. i totally sat next to it for $60.”
and be real, Lint. you know you only like T-Swizzle because of her Asian eyes 
EDIT @ boel’s movie review. goodm0urning is rolling around in his grave right now
So I got a job as a secret shopper. I wonder how much of a hard ass I’ll turn out to be.
" I noticed you didn’t make direct contact or say hi to me with in 10 second. Minus 5 points. "
Eh, I wonder if I’ll get to keep what I buy.
Well I guess to natural question is, what is a “horror” movie and what elements are missing from a zombie genre that in your opinion keep it from being from being qualified as “horror”
DUDE! 1 our of 10? Was this movie being played during your terror rape? Because if I by default ignore both extremes on a review scale because it always comes across as an emotional exaggeration. Just for the Banana Boat song this movie should at least be a 2/10 and Keaton was great in it. Bell scale all over you ass bole.
PS: You should probably play around a little bit your blog theme right now is pretty bland. This is not my blog, it’s just a link dump for shit I find funny.
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You can type SUMO image editing and it will take you to a photoshop clone you can use for simple image manipulation.
i have no comeback to that 
but I guess if you wanted comeback, you could always wipe it off your chin 
that bug did you a favour. It tried to make your meal more healthy and you cried about it.
And I didnt have to pay shit to chill with the lovely Miss Glau. The blowjob afterwards, that’s another story 
i’m not buying another stick unless i can get an american/bat/happ with happ buttons as well. i’ve been trying to use the dainty ball sticks (pause) since tekken 5 hit the arcades and STILL can’t fucking execute even half as well as when playing with the good ol MAS i’ve had since tekken 4 hit ps2. which, btw, has never fucked up and been dropped on the actual joystick several times as well as taken many a beer spill from years back. mind you i never was the one spilling the beer, nor dropping the mother fucker, but that’s how you know when other people were using it they obviously weren’t too acquainted with proper arcade stick handling.
true, i can dig that. i just think the game feels more like shitty fighter 4 than marvel. the launcher button is insulting, period. to have a button specifically designed for a launcher is a slap in the face to anyone who enjoys marvel, or fighting games in general.
bro, i really enjoyed TvC so i’m not hating on it because it’s “like tvc”, i’m hating on it because tvc is more enjoyable to me. if they would have made marvel 3 more like tvc i’d still be playing instead of hating, but it doesn’t so i’m not. i don’t agree with your statement that tvc is similar to mvc, though. if i had to compare it to another fighting game (without straight up talking shit about it) i would say tvc is more like gg than anything else.
this guy definitely knows what i’m talking about. if tvc was the “test” for mvc3, they failed fucking miserably.
(sorry about the super long post, good sirs of the lounge.)
edit#4A{1: @damned: you’ve never heard any old metallica? that’s wild, but now that i think about it since the last album i enjoyed was released in 91. which reminds me how old i am. but yeah, old school metallica is pretty good shit.
calling it wowing seems insincere, imply patching things such as that is bad,
lets call it starcrafting
also keep your hands off my infinites capcom these colors dont run
the initial shock and the realization of the new reality are pure horror. however (this is the imo part) as time goes on in that universe, it loses its edge. Freddy is a threat EVERY time you close your eyes. Samara is a threat every day for the rest of your life after you watch the tape. zombies aren’t a threat like that. if you can survive a few months in a zombie universe then you’re more than likely *depressed *at your situation, not horrified.
i draw the line at wasps, yo.
Sure, there’s a lot of movies that wouldn’t work without an R rating. Like Exorcist. But perhaps movie makers aren’t trying hard enough.
One of my favorite children’s books back in the day was Scary Stories to tell in the dark by Alvin Schwartz. This was a children’s book mind you, and it was scary as shit. It still creeps me out today. I love it!
The artwork alone is terrifying
So if we treat a scary story anthology written for children as a “rated PG” book (ok yeah I know, it doesn’t really work that way, but humor me), then I don’t see why they couldn’t do the same for a horror movie.
Well, actually I can kind of see why, since horror fiction >>>>>>>>>>>> horror movies. Hands down. Writing can create the kind of scary atmosphere and suspense that most horror movies simply don’t have. The author just lets the readers’ imagination do the rest. But still, I don’t think they’ve tried hard enough to make a good PG-13 or PG horror movie.
bloody fingers is rated R PERIOD IT SON
So irrefutably batshit insane>possibly insincere?
And you know you colors runs like that infinite drizzle out yo’ pee-hole, boel.
As I see it.
what genre of movie would frogs fall under? i think it’s supposed to be horror, but if you can sit through the slow parts (which is most of the movie) it’s pretty hilarious.
i will admit they starcrafted mahvel a little early, i was annoyed when they took the sweetass fei ding dong infinite out of super so fast too, gotta give things a period of time to gestate, kinda like the manbaby you gon have when i impregnate you with my colordong
That’s only because there is only 1 freddy and once you stop him the threat and the movie is over. If Freddy was something that was unstoppable ( Like zombies of a mystical nature ) he would be less a demon and more a force of nature. Then he would also stop being scary also. Getting killed by Freddy would be like catching AIDS. It’s terrible and it sucks but what can you do? It’s part of life. Same with Zombies. I don’t know if I explained my point properly but well see.
nightmare 1 was lollin when freddie is runnin at you the POUNDING SYNTH BEATS play
LOL, a Donate/Mind Spring decking deck. Oh, you so crazy Bole.
I know you love me, Evah Drag-on. :lovin::lovin::lovin:
But I am impenetrable. :smokin:
Like yo’ head, paradoxically enough. :wonder:
As I see it.
i was really sad when i realized I hadnt read the “may” on that card
(Ugh. Of course I fall asleep before the person I was waiting to call me called. Of course the number wouldn’t show up on my phone, but it would just show a message. Of course.)
Wow, Gmail is fucking up immensely right now. It took me like 10 minutes just e-mail a freaking message that was a mere four paragraphs long.
Like I said, reap what you sow, bitch. [/this is for emphasis, bitch]
I seriously expected Zsa Zsa Gabor to die first.
I…what?
I didn’t link to that. Hell, I didn’t even listen to that (despite having seen it in the sidebar multiple times over the last 12 hours) until you linked to it. So, if you need to blame me, then blame future me. He’s over there.
points
A dystopian future isn’t horror? I mean, I know what you’re getting at genre-wise, but kind of smacks of “Sci-Fi Ghetto” talk.
“Wild”? More like “Victorian”.
casually sips tea
…Hmm, now I wonder if any grocery store sells (worthwhile) scones…
Okay, you must be the person who always links to this because I know I’ve seen someone else post it within the past year and the year before that when I still had a job at the bookstore because we had a couple of those books. At least, I can remember anyone else would admit to still finding a kid’s book legitimately creepy (even though many still are).
Oh, it’s not that they couldn’t. In fact, they damn well could considering how subtly creepy a lot of kid’s stuff is, intentionally or otherwise.
Arguably they have with some movies, like [media=youtube]f8Js55gs_6E]*Coraline[/i[/media]. It’s just that having something rated PG often puts that something in an (American) Animation Age ghetto or it’s always some damn “feel-good”, “family” movie, which is decidedly the opposite of horror. Trying to market a PG horror movie, at least in America, and have it do well without it being based on something else’s that already popular would be a Herculean task.
As you said earlier, American horror comes with expectations of gore and/or nudity, which is why it largely tends to suck.
That too.