SRK Lounge ver 5 "Put on your sunday's best! Photon Cannon!"

(Why the fuck haven’t I finished Behemoths yet? They should have been done yesterday.)

Yeah, he started "cuz"ing first.

Because it’s not like anyone reads their respective Bible. They just use it as a pretext for their hatred.

Like I said in the last thread (or one before that), the only good things about Mortal Kombat are the first movie, the TV series, UMK3 and Shaolin Monks.

I’d shake my head about it being in the title bar again, but whatever.

On your hood? Damn ckhuz i’ve heard of in my hood, but on? You own the entire hood ckhuz? Like you so G that you step on the entire hood like if itz waz your bitch? You g steppin like dat? dat ish impressive ckhuz!

I read the Damned Wall of Text. I DL’ed Heroes Season 3 but never watched it, so it was good to read about all the misery I saved myself from. Oh, and the SRK nicknames. I forgot about Mohinderance. :rofl:

Whoa Az…you’re allright.

Yea, cuz. Fuck, you on that BS, cuz? I rep for mine— 'cuz that’s what I do, cuz. We stay deep in these parts, cuz. From Omaha to Atlanta, cuz! And we wear “that dead”, cuz, 'cuz we stay fresh to def, cuz. On everything I love, cuz!

Man, I still wish I could punch John Ashcroft right square in the nose. I wouls clear out my 401K and never look back just for one good shot at that bastard.

I still got some “Strikers” in M size but the newer one is out too. RockBogart just got that one a few days ago but he got one in the wrong sizes “in error”. He might be selling it to Rampage Jackson on the sneek or something…

Just pm me, cuz.

Nah ckhuz, I ain’t on that BS. I don’t even know what that BS is. I don’t front. if I don’t know then I don’t know. I don’t pretend to know. KEEPING IT REAL!

I rep suicide bridge jumping. Cause that what we do in Seattle. Hit that meth with some coffee then jump off a fucking bridge. Now that some real ish ya feel me?

Am I the only person in the world that watches Hawaii 5-0? Just wondering…

([media=youtube]QEEPfzrDpoc&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL]Still listening to *Bust-A-Groove[/i[/media])

I can’t decide what annoys me worse slang-wise: “cuz” or “bro”. It’s a pretty close tie…

Apologies for all the goddamn typos. They have been fixed now.

And, yeah, the “Mohinderance” nickname was the one of the few good things that ultimately came out of that show, which is a shame for so many damn reasons. I forgot who came up with it. Hmm…I wonder if the Heroes thread is still around…

Wow, this happened twice this week? Oh, I see Bruno Mars’s prosecutor was the same person…

this is what my hood looked like today

@ckrazy. first movie is still coo. everything about mk is stupid to me. the games suck too.

I want to know am I the only one who watches Holmes on Homes/ HGTV…

fucking love that show.

I have no idea what you’re talking about so I wikipedia it.

“Holmes on Homes is a Canadian television series featuring general contractor Mike Holmes visiting homeowners who are in need of help, mainly due to unsatisfactory home renovations performed by hired contractors.”

I stopped at Canadian. Sorry Val, you guys gave us JUSTIN BIEBER! I can never forgive you for that.

Boom: Exactly! In my head MK gave us a movie, 3 games, and then disappeared ever since. So I can’t hate on it becuase to me those years never existed.

Cthulhu is coming. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

Yea, he says, “against” and “process” in a funny way but you’re from Seattle.

Yea, I’m from Omaha, but at least we still have Warren Buffet, Steaks and the College World Series.

What do you guys have? Coffee, soggy zombies, Big Foot, and no Supersonics.

DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN…

Yes. And the week isn’t over. Shit may happen 2 or 3 more times.

You see that Robot Chicken sketch where the dude fucked her and his skin melted? It’s like that, except dudes are getting caught with the crack rocks from her vagina vault. Not as awesome as them getting skin liquefying STDs though.

We have Fishjie and Pablo.

I WIN!

WIN WIN WIN
SO FUN FUN FUN
Even if it’s only
MONDAY MONDAY!

By this logic, the entire world should declare war on the United States for the last few decades of awful, awful pop music its been churning out (Hannah Montana, Back Street boys, Britney Spears etc etc).
And its not even going to be like, a war against the military or anything. I’m talking like, 500 million Chinese soldiers going door to door murdering every man woman and child with crudely made broad swords level atrocity.

You’re troll attempt has been futile. My dislike of Justin Bieber cause me to not watch a Canadian television show, not war. SO BY THAT LOGIC other nations should banned or not watch American T.V shows not start war.

You’re are no longer a good troll.

SORRY YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.

GOOD BYE!

Maxx was right this new era of SRK is the PG era. Can’t even troll correctly anymore.

I’m sadden by this.

I guess I’m not ready for change into this new era of $RK.

Holy shit, what did English ever do to you?