someone make it rain all over my neck and lips so that i may post verily in various shitty premium threads.
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One-week-before-flow?
As I see it.
Hot damn someone just bought me prem for a month :lol:
Whoever it is, thanks.
^ 
Too bad prem doesn’t give you post count shields and rep no more.
Oh my God. Gilbert Gottfried really got fired from being the voice of the Aflac duck over his Tsunami jokes. I didn’t even know he was the duck until this news.
But man. How you gon’ fuck up easy money over some jokes like that?
Why the hell would anyone spot you even a month of prem?
What - you think all these closet Trekkie-ass mofos don’t secretly HATE your Saga-lovin’ arse?
He’s a dumb fuck. Even if you’re a nobody you shouldn’t post shit like that for the entire public to see, let alone a fucking celebrity (or kind of I guess).
Yeah, I noticed quite awhile ago that the voice of Aflac duck changed… it has sounded different for the past several commercials, actually. So of course there is no longer any entertainment value to be had there. I think it’s always been funny to hear Gilbert’s voice for various cartoonish characters…because it’s such a contrast to the wonderfully crass, “blue” jokes he’s otherwise known for.
On another note---- that’s the real heart of comedy, imo… nothing should really be off limits.
Based God just made it rain premium because you sacrificed your bitch which he fucked immediately… [media=youtube]hAOK6AitK8A"[/media]…
Awww gotdamn Based God…
So… your rule for comedy=your rule for sex?
That’s got to be an interesting philosophy to live. 
As I see it.
I hate you.
I rather listen to people ramble about pringles and gdlk or whatever the fuck they say now a days then hear this based god shit.
He loves him some chest condoms.
Based God needs to bring some love over here. Sacrifice my av space for him son. Woop.
he’s not a dumbfuck…hes a comedian. this is the man who was the first to do post 9/11 jokes. so is it really a shock he did tsunami shit?
I had to google based god to figure out what the hell that is. I feel real dumb now.
You do your comedy on a fucking stage, or in front of a fucking camera. Not on twitter.
Like I said he’s a dumb fuck!
What is twitter sponsoring him to do jokes? NO.
Don’t even give me that bull shit he is trying to build a fan base through twitter. Dude is old as fuck, what he going to gain millions of fans at this point via twitter? He is not 20 years old anymore.
Like I said. DUMB FUCK.
Justin Bieber pre fame trying to build a fan base via twitter makes sense. This old ass guy? C’mon you have to be fucking kidding me.
There was no fucking win in this situation.
twitter is just another stage for comedians. no one told people who are sensitive you gotta read his tweets. and yes you can easily argue that he is building a new generation of fans by using social media.
Whoa! So vulgar…
What’s with these double standards? Why would he not try to gain fans that way? If Twitter gave you a couple milli to do some corny jokes for 1.5 second laughs you wouldn’t?
What generation? You think the average 13year old will EVER like him? Get the fuck outtta here. They too busy with that stupid ass based god shit. His time is done, and has been done for quite some tiime. He is fucking delisional if he thinks he building some new generation via twitter. Dude only has 71,000 followers. Even Ellen Degeneres boring ass has 6 MILLION.
Like I mother fucking said it was a lose-lose situation for him. It wasn’t like he was going to lose fans if he didn’t say anything.
He’s like the 50 year old guy who still think he can play professional sport. Nah sit your ass down and go home and be a family man.
Syke1: Who the fuck was paying him? WHO?
lol sooo angry. You an easily build a fan base through twitter, it worked for dane cook and myspace. 13 year olds or w/e arent gonna be going to these shows obviously. Your like an angry kid yelling at your screen right now instead of thinking rationally. You get people to be interested through your tweets…they look you up. if they find your material good enough they’ll come to a show.