TS
907
I know almost no Star Wars quotes, which I think may be a good sign in this context.
“I’ve got a very bad feeling about this…”
SWBeta
909
Auf Wiedersen, Lounge Thread 21
I put my lightsaber in her darkside. Good enough?
-Starhammer-
Liar, all darkside vags look like Papeltine’s face. You wouldn’t have gone near one if you knew this.
zenzen
912
SRK Lounge Ver. 22 - RockB loves Obama Fried Chicken
:wow: IT’S A TRAAAAAAP!!!
-Starhammer-
SoVi3t
914
I bought it for that purpose. I spent a lot on this pimp chair + ottoman combo. I am certain she can fit under my desk while I play games getting head.
your math is flawed
I turn 30 REALLY soon. Holy fuck NNNNOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo…
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speaking of awesome, I was walking down the street at 2am (40 mins ago) and I stopped at a driveway to hit a bowl. Car pulls up, and dude pops out of the car with a pizza (hint hint it was a pizza delivery guy). He hands me a pizza (pulled pork, pineapples, mushrooms, and black olives if you care/dare), and apologizes for giving me the wrong pizza earlier. I’m high as fuck and go “sure, no problem” and give him a toonie (Canadian $2 coin which will likely be worth $45 USD in a month or two). I then go back home with my free pizza + shrimp + dipping sauce which I apparently didnt get earlier properly.
om nom nom
edit: the shrimp are fucking horrible. Karma?
edit#2: real question:
how do you boys and girls “dispose of the evidence” after tugging one out? Be honest now. Sock, tissue, carpet, tummy + belly rub, or other?
good luck my friend just graduated National Guard last week.
Manx
917
^ You’re (somewhat remotely) involved in defending the borders I find myself within?
Awww hellll nawwwll.
Sex life: You know that scene where they get stuck in the trash compactor? I’m like the jumbo hot dog that slipped of a storm trooper’s bun in the Death Star cafeteria. Cafeteria lady wouldn’t let him get another one without payin so he tried to go back and pick it up, pick the lint off it and eat it anyway, but by the time he got done arguing with the fat bitch in the hairnet that lil cleanup robot had come along and tossed it down the chute. That’s what Chewbacca was diving for while he was under that grimy water. :tup:
Manx, i’m listening to (hed)p.e. right now. you have no idea how gangsta i’m feeling right now.
Manx
919
Yeah, I had to look that band up on Wikipedia just like I had to with the branch of military you chose to see what it does. :tup:
Here’s a video of a woman making a sandwich for you, though. :tup:
SoVi3t
920
No other jobs available. And troops will get called back so military is safe for a bit lol
And head pe is gangsta??? Lol ouch
A hands-free green man…so devout Jews can cross the road without breaking a religious law
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Britain is to get its first ‘hands-free’ pedestrian crossing – so that devout Jews do not have to break a religious law that prohibits them from using electricity or operating machinery on the Sabbath.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2044222/A-hands-free-green-man--devout-Jews-cross-road.html#ixzz1ZcJbwSOF
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Manx
923
Jews really are the original trolls. :tup:
