SRK Lounge Ver. 19. Why doesn't my watermelon airhead taste anything like real watermelon?

Ok, this Braun ad is pissin me off. Like that Honda ad from back when

Four hour drive to get home today…normally hour and a half at the most

I almost shoryukened a bus

cheh,

I’m continually having to log in here…

There is no hope, really… but I figured I would rely on the mail-order bride situation at some point, unless highly advanced robot women become a reality (which would immediately make regular human women obsolete, of course). I’m not even joking when I say such things, actually…it really is my only hope outside of winning a lottery and becoming so rich that I could simply buy any woman I want for long periods of time…she’d have a certain salary set up as incentive stay and play the wife role for awhile. If I ever want to have a child brought into this world, that can be arranged as well…“love” is definitely not a requirement at all there…that’s something that is more easily obtained with surrogates or adoption or other arranged scenarios.

Eventually, I would be dead and none of that would matter anymore.

I was just thinking about things like this earlier today… one of the biggest problems for me (besides a ton of other issues) is that I have this unfortunate tendency to actually tell the truth…especially when I’m talking about myself. Of course, that’s a definitely a no-no when it comes to The Game™ men and women play. Some people can do it just fine if everything (or most things) about them just happen to be perfectly acceptable by society…then there’s folks like me who can’t get away with that “just be yourself!” open and carefree goddamn bullshit. The truth will set you free! <—get the fuck outta here with that. The Truth™ only guarantees that I will forever be on the outside looking in, with no hope of things changing.

Okay, so apparently I’m supposed to find marriage and raising a family appealing. But I don’t. Years ago I was blindly on board with it without thinking. As time passed by I’ve become less and less interested in women. I find them “attractive” sure. But nothing drives me to pursue them. Even if “I” fall for some girl, I get pissed because I find it annoying as shit. I see families and couples and whatever but I see nothing of value in it to me. If that’s what people want for themselves, sure do whatever.

Pretty much my mentality is that: 1)Get a job to be secure and able to support myself. 2)Enjoy the things I enjoy. I been thinking about my past and how I’ve acted towards women and “friends” and yeah, I figured that I would be a “lone wolf” so to speak.

Yea, I have no interest in marriage and while I like kids, I have no desire to actually have any. I’m fine with dating, tho i make absolutely no effort to meet girls. There is this cute as hell girl at the local diner I’d like to ask out tho, but that’s the first time I’ve felt the desire to ask a girl out in a few years now.

Everyone is driven by different things. Nothing about not aspiring to settle down is crazy to me.

As much as I hate (not an intenet persona), I’ve always been very romantic. I treat my woman like a queen, and I’m very good to a select few people. Many think I’m a douchebag. I don’t expect everyone to “love love.”

Million: my girl works at the national visa center. If you’d like, I can give you some pointers. And warnings.

It’s not so much NEVER get married, but rather not to be so quick to get married for reasons you believe in… at the moment. Basically don’t just get married because of an already existing relationship that you’re “serious” about. Wait until you’re both older, more experienced and less prone to be the selfish beings our society grooms us to be anyway. Unless of course you just can’t wait. All this from a married guy who still feels like he married too early at 28. :tup:

lol get firefox and put that shit on block

I couldn’t get on srk for like all evening. Now I am on. I also got a piece of pizza for free!

I shouldn’t have eaten the free piece of pizza. I feel fat.

I guess Maxx and Rock are fighting? I miss Clint. I feel like I am getting too old to be posting crap on an interweb forum sometimes.

just like clint is too old to ever make a league update

Good advice, I think. Been with my girl for 5 years, have lived with her around 4, and have been engaged for 2. We’re both very different people than when we started out. It’s fortunate that we’ve worked so well throughout said changes. I feel like most people don’t.

I also feel most people who get married, shouldn’t. More than the half that end up divorced.

Man I updated fun league EVERYweek. They are slandering my brand! I am going to have to go kill Stringer Bell.

http://news.yahoo.com/surprise-alien-planet-made-diamond-discovered-181402842.html

Need to get our interstellar spacecraft running and get to mining that shit. Would be great practice for when we need to mine ice from a comet.

As for marriage, will probably never do it. A discussion for another time, such as 3:22 pm Saturday.

lol its four THOUSAND light years away. So all we gotta do is:

a) figure out how to fly at the speed of light
b) fly there in 4 thousand years
c) figure out how to mine/move a fucking planet
d) fly it all back, somehow still at the speed of light, for another 4 thousand years
e) profit?

Why would it take 4 thousand years to get there when traveling at the speed of light? Light years are a unit of distance, not time.

Been in a relationship for 3.5 years and don’t see it breaking up anytime soon. As far as I’m concerned, marriage is purely a matter of practical advantages. There is no other point to it.

Would take longer than 4 thousand years since all indications are you’re not touching light speed.

Besides, all you need are wormholes. Next, a Waffle House in the wormhole path.

One of said advantages being all the “Sooo, when’s the date? ;)” people finally shutting the fuck up.

Why do I feel like only 3 people know what you are talking about? :sad:

Is it sad that only 3 people know what I am talking about? Or that you are one of them?

I will leave him the jar after I kill him too. Then Luther will come to solve the crime but go rogue.