SRK Lounge Ver 18. The Swedish Chef Edition

decided to play some game gear games over the weekend so i downloaded an emu+a few games i wanted to play that i used to own (still do, but no idea where they are; likely hidden somewhere in the parents home) such as x-men and a few others. talk about a fucking let down lol, that shit was butthole water right down to the emu itself. i mean, who the fuck emulates a system and the actually program displays a bootleg looking game gear with little screen to boot lol? can i get that super wide-screen or w/e it was called that was basically a magnifier you hooked onto the bitch?

i know emulator talk is frowned upon and please delete or lemie know if i should - but i figured since i actually own all that shit but didn’t want to journey to the center of the parents house and quest for the lost treasures of my youth i wasn’t really breaking any rules/laws.

sigh, i used to really enjoy those x-men games on that shit, too. shudders

Lol@disclaimers. I was going to report you, too. Thin ice, man.

Thin ice.

^ Butthole water?

Really?

:rofl:

yeah it’s that bad, i’m so upset with how i viewed that game or rather, games (considering i enjoyed all x-men games on game gear as a youngling) as acceptable - much less good.

fucking wow, it’s like going back to play the defenders of dynatron city and realizing just how bad it actually is.

(also, i’m not trying to catch a ban for some retarded shit like sharing my experience with the garbage that is game gear emulation).

edit: the worst part had to be the sound, fucking painful to the ears.

No idea. But it’s a sweet running diamond cutter.

One Life to Live is on some “WTF MY BRAIN IS MELTING” shit…

Sir, I have a leg image for you to evaluate. Check your PMs.

Yeah I just saw that today too. I can’t believe I fell for the old “You’re-long-lost-twins-but-I-brainwashed-one-of-them-to-take-the-others-place” plot twist.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

But I am glad they’re gonna get rid of the new Todd Manning and turn him into “Victor Lord Jr”.

The 2nd Todd was let go from the show…so you know what that means.

Poor Todd #2. Oh well… I never liked him anyway. Question is… how will they kill him off?

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Personally, I think they’re gonna go the “Character-goes-crazy-takes-a-lot-of-people-hostage-and-jumps-into-a-ravine” route.

Mmmm good dinner tonight. cooked a Steak on the grill, Made some corn on da cob and nice glass of wine. MmmmmMmmmm, eatin good.

Ha, yeah I plan on revisiting my GG some time soon and replaying the underrated Sonics. What a nostalgic trip that will be. I have the first X-Men game for it (they made two more WTF) and even as a kid I thought it was pretty ass. Shitty hit detection, cramped levels, and stiff ass movement. Sadly, I think I sunk considerable hours into that sumbitch. I don’t think I ever beat Magneto…

Game pisses me off just thinking about it.

My co-worker sees me with Wendy’s

“Dude there’s a Wendy’s around here?”

Me: “Yeah dude it’s down the street”

"What do they sell there?

I seriously looked at him for 30 seconds before answering. I had no idea people were that clueless.

Nemesis looks so neat. I can’t wait to press buttons with him for a week and them stop playing.

SHAMEFUL SELF ADVERTISING!!!

my buddy’s and I started up a business in Niagara Falls, if anybody lives there or near it. We do beer delivery (in addition to other things), which pays surprisingly well. jifbeer.com is the site, which doesn’t matter cuz its barely up yet lol

Jifbeer? Reminds me of Jif peanut butter.

Probably peanut butter-flavored beer. Complete with chunks.

I’m watching that Black Dynamite Animation right now.

Funny. Fuckin hoes to get that 11th herb & spice in Massa’s secret fromula

yeah i had 2 of the 3, don’t remember the one where they were rocking out with the classic outfits… man that was a bad idea. sonic 2 on game gear also pissed me the fuck off.

Poor Silver. Adriana is one vindictive bitch. You just don’t fuck with somebody meds, man. That’s downright evil. Thing is, the writers are trying to make Silver dress real weird… but she pretty much dresses like shit 85% of the time so you can’t tell her behavior is weird from that.

The new red hair however… yeah, that’s pretty fucking weird. Still pretty though.

Not understand Surfer Girl’s relationship with the dude that looks like the guy who was part of Nexus and does the 450 spash from WWE.

Damn. I thought Naomi was smarter than this. I know she’s insecure as hell but honestly… nerds don’t cheat on their SUPERHOT girlfriends.

Damn Naomi looks hot in that slowmo getup.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

One thing Rocksteady has to fix in Batman: Arkham City is the camera during the battle challenges. I’d be able to get high scores much more consistently if the camera didn’t get all crazy and start vertigo-spinning on me sometimes.