RockBorkgart doesn’t want to be a chef?
Have I ever discussed my feelings about puppets? I hate them. Except for the Muppets, if you hate the Muppets you should be punched in teh face with a cheese grater. however, any non-Muppet puppets are horrible. This is why i ahte such films as The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth and that Fraggle Rock BS…hate away…
Pardon my French but BORK BORK
boot lebyreent hed Zee Booeee-a…
WTF? I didn’t add to this racist account of Swedish speak…I call shenanigans…
Eh…Booeee-a isn’t inuoogh fur me-a tu deel veet pooppets.
Hey Val, I’d like to report an abuse of power…oh wait…
As my work is done, I will be back later and all posts between now and 200 will be converted to swedish chef talk. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
Es my vurk is dune-a, I veell be-a beck leter und ell pusts betveee noo und 200 veell be-a cunferted tu svedeesh cheff telk. Thunk yuoo fur yuoor peteeence-a und understundeeng.
borkking borkk, she can just fist your dick-hole (or some other fetishists can get “footed” or even “calved”), duh. bork. or connect a pipe to your bork-hole and have her climb in there and explore, all gerbil-like.
so many possibilities.
**FREE
FREE ET LEST**
fried butter sticks exist in the midwest? all i can think of is the whitest kids u know skit. bork bork dick cock
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(Ugh. Just…ugh at so many things. I mean, “Bork. Just…bork at so many things.”)
Ha, I like to imagine that Valaris borked the Recently Active Thread updates by trying to enforce this Swedish Chef thing, which is why they were so off and unmoving. The forums being unresponsive is all your fault, Sweden!
That’s just the thing, though. 28 Weeks Later isn’t a horror movie like 28 Days Later was. It’s an action movie thinly-veiled as a horror movie because of all the rampant stupidity that goes on after the opening credits.
Sigh. I thought you had recanted such a blasphemous stance. I am sad to learn you have not.
I can understand not liking The Dark Crystal considering how that movie dragged and was creepy & depressing or Fraggle Rock because of how…cheery it was. But not liking Labyrinth when it had Jennifer Connelly AND David Bowie?
Pfft. And you call yourself a deviant.
Baut Jay-neffur Caunallay uz sow bouteefol en de mooveh!
wipes sweat from brow
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VHOO! I cun’t veeet tu pley Deesney Preencess Feeghter! ooh veeet. Um de hur de hur de hur…ver’re-a telkeeng ebuoot vhu ve-a vunt? ih, ieezeer vey, CHOOSE YOOoR LEDY!
steell veeeting oon a pooertu reecun preencess su she-a cun hefe-a kneefes iferyvhere-a…veeet vhy is peter pun oon zeere-a?
In zee ooreeginel Peter Pun pleys Peter Pun ves elveys pleyed by a vumun.
Who’s the chick beneath Pocahontas? I’ve no idea.
Borking Peter Pan still seems weird.
yeeh, boot seemed oodd seence-a its ebuoot zee deesney preencess und deesney hes nefer purtreyed heem es a her. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!
But it’s the internet. lol
Chick from the Pirates movies…in animated form…don’t ask why Lilo is on there as this was made before Tangled (so imagine Rapunzel in there as well)
(May I ask where this picture comes, Infernoman?)
You know, despite Stuart Hayden being right, I find it utterly amusing how all you seem to not realize that the “Peter Pan” on there is actually Tinkerbell despite the fact half of you were talking about debased things to do with her and the fact that Peter isn’t blond. They’re hard to see, but she has wings in that picture too; they just blend in because the borkground is white too.
I choose Mulan because of[S] yellow fev[/S]…er because she actually knows how to fight the best of all of them.
Also, no pedo for Lilo and Alice.
Yeah…that too. haha. it doesn’t even look like Tink though.