SRK Lounge ver. 17. RockB is the result of Pootie Tang staying in the country with dat white girl

Agreed to the max

Very much. Like wtf

my friend just brought this old school camera over here with big bag of lenses. he said some dude pulled it out of his garage and wants to sell it to him for $50. the body itself is $150. i’m estimating each one of the lenses is between $60-100 and there are at least 6 of them. i wish i was lucky like that :bluu:

just off looks, who is your #1 foot goddess?

55 year old school girl? yes plz.

Alan Moore’s 1,500 page novel is almost finished.

I just wanted to single out this cool piece of information, just in case the major entertainment news outlets decide to clip this interview to ribbons in the pursuit of crotchety old man quotes.

I really haven’t put much thought into it, but I will say this. There are some really ugly women out there with some amazing feet. That said, the ones who come immediately to mind that you would know would be Jennifer Aniston, who I otherwise do not find extremely attractive, the latina twins Salma and Penelope and Amber Rose, who I didn’t even know about until recently, but OMG if she doesn’t have perfect feet. I think she’s #1 as far as celebrities go.

I hate you…

The line where he was talking about potheads making marijuana sound like a fucking stalk of broccoli slayed me… motherfuckers talking about weed makes you skinnier is pure b.s… you gain weight because you stay hungry…

Man. Fabio doing Old Spice commercials now.

Man. Fabio is old.

Man. I need to use Old Spice now so I can get women / roll around on a piano like Fabio.

If you stay sick for more than one week, you fuckin’ up.

Not that I really disagree but why do say that?

The common cold typically persists for one to two weeks. Any longer and there’s something wrong. Any shorter and you have the lamest superpower ever.

oh, and my sister got her first taste of the FGC. she called me from the Samsung store in New York all excited.* “there are people having a Mortal Kombat tournament in the store! they all look like nerds! except some of them look like normal people!”* :rofl:

uh that’s what it’s like for me too. like Chelsea Handler. she doesn’t have an acceptable face. i’m sorry if you think she’s cute. maybe her face would be ok if she was in her 50s but she’s in her 30s. her body is great though, and i’d kill for her sex tape. or Mary Lynn Rajskub (Chloe from 24). she’s a damn elite. nobody on 24 is coming close to the majesty that are her legs. not even Bauer.

соленая? ненавистника, я держать это стильный

http://www.superb-villains.com/images/test.gif

just_prime: stop fuckin’ up, Cammy. dumb ho.
Kylie Minogue: aiight

cancer gone 4ever.

Oh. Chloe’s legs. … :wow:

Missing Person now married. More on the hilarity that has resulted later, but let me tell you, it’s anti-climactic in a way different from my previous story.

Be prepared.

Be cautious of becoming an SRK stereo type, MP.

Examples:
STA = Douche
Bloofy = Bloofy
SilentNess = Starcraft
Million = Lovably creepy
Who was that dude? = I’m a mad PUA, yo
Nando = ()&#$&*&(!@#**(()!@&

We wouldn’t want you to become “my fiance/wife”

There’s a few more, but basically a number of members on here that you can pretty much karnak what their next post will consist of. :tup:

Man ain’t no one touchin’ STA status unless they do something well beyond what he accomplished.

I guess if MP’s fiancee turned out to be fake and he really married a Chinese dude dressed as a Korean woman for the purpose of getting duel citizenship so he could enter Couple’s Starcraft Tourney, and then that Chinese dude dressed as a Korean woman turned out to be Silentness.

Then maybe. Maybe he beats STA.

Bloofy will always be Bloofy tier to me brah. My nigga should be at the top of that list.

Well rcaido already has the “my Asian wife” bit on lock. I think I can relax on it, that’s not my every post…thank God.

And the only one who has failed harder on SRK than STA is Rocky Rose. I don’t think I can ascend to that level.

Those are in no particular order. I agree. Bloofy was the Ivan Ooze of SRK sterotypes.

And I still want to know who the leet PUA dude was!

An animated DKR? Fascinating.

I hope they stick to the '80s retro-futuristic period detail. And I really hope they keep St. Ronnie.

Wait. Animated Dark Knight Returns? This will either be the worst or greatest animated DC movie.