Darksidersā
yeah, I regret getting that game. It had much more exploration and platforming than action. Also, the main problem with it for me is that the game just happened to come out on the same day as my precious Bayonetta. Thatās such a tough act to followā¦ itās like if a new musical act had to go on stage right after a performance that had Michael Jackson, James Brown, and Earth, Wind & Fire. There was no way Darksiders could follow that and keep me reasonably entertained.
Later on, I looked up a few more videos of people playing Darksiders, and it just got even worse than I imagined it would beā¦ thereās a certain puzzle segment later in the game that looks like the opposite of what any person would consider āfunā. Fortunately, Darksiders 2 looks good enough that I might give it a chance.
*random old school memories again:
-I had a GI Joe lunchbox back in the dayā¦ later, I had a Voltron lunchbox. The GI Joe was the better one; I remember it was metalā¦ Voltron box was cheap plastic with what was basically a large sticker for the artwork (a cool picture of Voltron just standing) on one side. The GI Joe box had that classic painted artwork on every sideā¦no stickersā¦the art was just there on the metal. That probably wouldāve been worth a little something today if I still had it and it was in good condition.
-6th gradeā¦ this broad Isha, pronounced like āai-shaā or āeyeā +āshaāā¦another unbelievable piece of ass. This was universally agreed onā¦ basically EVERY dude agreed she was, without question, the new hottest girl in the schoolā¦ she had transferred from another school. I canāt remember if the aforementioned LEGEND Robyn was still there by that point (it was 5th grade when I sat next to her), and Iām pretty sure Mary was also at a different school at that timeā¦Isha was instantly at the top of the charts then. No other girl was even close to her level. Isha was the first broad I had a wet dream aboutā¦at least the first wet dream where I remember exactly what went on. It was instantly the best dream everā¦the whole thing was like a well-produced sex scene in an 80s-era movieā¦but it was all refined and āclassyā, surprisinglyā¦ a love scene, as opposed to the shamelessly raunchy softcore stuff you might see on Cinemaxās Friday After Dark from that era.
ā¦meanwhile in reality, this was surprising because it wasnāt much more than PURE lust, and I recognized thatā¦ I didnāt know much about her other than she was insanely hot. I didnāt have any real romantic feelings towards herā¦ so youād think the raunchy dreams wouldāve been about her, and the classy shit wouldāve been about Robyn, or definitely Mary later. *damn that Mary was truly something elseā¦ even her voice turned me on. I daydreamed about simple āmovie relationship montageā sappy stuff like walking hand-in-hand with her at an amusement park, maybe doing one of those little games to win her a stuffed animal, buy her some cotton candy, fades into the next scene of the montage where we playfully run on the beach, then maybe weāre at a drive-inā¦ all while something like āHead Over Heelsā from Tears for Fears plays
yeah, Iām SO 1980sā¦
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*oh yeah, there was Christie thoughā¦ she was definitely in the same league as Ishaā¦ she had an incredible ass even way back then.
The famous sexpots of those good old daysā teen pop star Tiffanyā¦ I had it bad for that oneā¦ I had dreams about her as well. She was one of the famous girls that helped kickstart my lust for redheads. Yes, I have her Playboy issue that would happen many years laterā¦ that was a wonderful day indeed. I never imagined Iād get to see my honey Tiffany in āthat wayāā¦ many serious late night āsessionsā were had.
ALYSSA MILANO-- holy SHIT this damn girlā¦ unfuckinbelievable. This was my #1 without a doubt. It was such a great day when I found out about that movie āEmbrace of the Vampireā. Yeah, I have it on dvd. If I see it on blu-ray Iāll get that too.
